Injury Pill

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  1. Celemo

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    Stolen from elsewhere...

    You have 1 Injury Pill that you can retroactively give to an athlete thus preventing a career altering injury

    Who do you give it to?

    I'm leaning towards Brandon Roy
     
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  2. Arrec Bardwin

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    Bo Jackson historically.

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    Peter warrick
     
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    Bo Jackson has to be the answer. He had all time great athleticism.
     
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    Westbrook's meniscus tear from the Patrick Beverley knee dive during a time out call in 13
     
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  10. DuffandMuff

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    Tough pill to swallow
     
  11. steamengine

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    Boy did I have a differing view on this one at the time!
     
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  12. duc15

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    Brandon Roy no questions asked
     
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  15. Saul Shabazz

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    Can it prevent cuckoldery and can it be administered to a coach???
     
  16. Saul Shabazz

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    Or coach's whore ex wife?
     
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  18. Crepeswithasmile

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    can we go ahead and give one to Zion now?
     
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    Len Bias. Death is the ultimate injury.
     
  20. Celemo

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    yeah...but fuck the Celtics
     
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  21. BuckeyeRiot

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    I can’t disagree with you there.
     
  22. Tiffin

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    Kobe Achilles
     
  23. BuckeyeRiot

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    How about Greg Odin?
     
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  25. Celemo

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    thought about him...Roy meant more to Blazer fans
     
  26. Tiffin

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    Dylan Moses last year
     
  27. BuckeyeRiot

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    Only because you’d already seen what he could do. :twocents:
     
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  28. Lyrtch

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    but why though

    he was old as hell and the team sucked
     
  29. Tiffin

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    Because more Kobe
     
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    The Kid. Duh.
     
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  31. Tom Servo

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    Randy Moss' marijuana injury in '96 comes to mind

    or Weinke in '98

    or FELICIAJ's kid's injury in 2012
     
  32. Celemo

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    Grant Hill's ankle
     
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  37. Celemo

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    that Legion of Doom line
    :ahh:
     
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  38. ShuPoor

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    I'm quite certain most people with ALS did not inherit it from Lou.
     
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    Cornelius Ingram or Tyrone Prothro
     
  41. wes tegg

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    In light of recent events, that seems kind of an irresponsible injury to pick for Kobe...
     
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  42. IanBoyd

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    If you were going with a fictional football injury, I don't see how this gets the nod over Jason Street

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  43. Tiffin

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    Well, sure. Seems like more than an injury idk. We gonna play the semantics game? Because I'm down.
     
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    I hope you step on legos and get a papercut on your pinkie
     
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    Paul Walker died on the same day as the Kick 6. Worst day of my life
     
  48. IanBoyd

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    And Street had an offer to Notre Dame
     
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    You must've had blurry eyes and an empty heart because that show was great