Is February the Worst Month of the Year?

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  1. bro

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  2. bro

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    Shout out black history month though
     
  3. Savage Rob Chubb

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    The fuck?
     
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  4. Daniel Ocean

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    I think noted white person bro is calling black history month the worst month of the year because he doesn’t know why there is no white history month.
     
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  6. bro

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    Valentine’s Day is a forced holiday.


    The weather is the worst.


    football ends.


    still gets dark at 5.
     
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  7. aisle seven

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    March is worse IMO. Weather can’t ever make up it’s mind, tons of wind. I at least know what I’m getting with February. Bottom tier month though.
     
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  8. bro

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    Ya, but March madness / spring forward / random warm days
     
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  9. MORBO!

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  10. beist

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    July
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    September
    December
    October
    June
    May
    November
    April
    March
    January
    February

    these rankings are final
     
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    Aaaah fuck you
     
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  12. bro

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    Also, groundhog’s day is some lame shit and just serves as a reminder that winter persists
     
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  13. aisle seven

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    June too low.
     
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  14. beist

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    June has a weirdly chaotic energy imo.
     
  15. fsugrad99

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    October is the best and it’s not close
     
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    March is a top 5 month and you're all dumb if you think otherwise.
     
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  18. skiedfrillet

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    Idk where you live but no

    Charleston:
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    December
    September
    January
    February
    June
    July
    August
     
  19. ned's head

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    August is the worst for this texas boy
     
  20. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I would put June above Jan and Feb but agree everywhere else.

    July and August as the 2 best is one of the worst takes I’ve ever seen on this board.
     
  21. Tiffin

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    Other months wish they could have a leap day
     
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  22. CUgator

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    You don’t live up north by chance, do you?
     
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  23. bro

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    The build up to spring is enough to have it in the top 8
     
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  24. theseasonisover

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    Gun to head, February is the single worst. But here in the PNW, a part you dies the second ESPN cuts away from the opening drone shot at the Rose Bowl as you realize you have 97 straight days of soupy gray that looked exactly like the previous. That weekend of the Final Four though you can hear lawnmowers roaring in the neighborhood like a flyover at The Big Game®️, and you realize that while you will eventually die, it was not in that dreary winter you just got through. Eat Arbys.
     
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  25. fsugrad99

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    October
    November
    April
    March
    December
    May
    September
    July
    June
    January
    February
    August
     
  26. Homo Erectus

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    How do paint chips taste?
     
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  27. War Grundle

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    The heat has never bothered me in Tampa but from a pure sports standpoint:

    Worst to Best

    July
    August
    February
    April
    May
    June
    March
    January
    December
    November
    September
    October
     
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  28. Irush

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    Lot of fans of October because it’s my birthday month I’ll assume
     
  29. bwi2

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    July and August are absolute garbage sports months
     
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  30. War Grundle

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  31. War Grundle

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    Agree which is why I had them at the top as the worst two. Mine went from worst to best. I edited because I can see why it would be confusing.
     
  32. bro

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    At least anticipation is there.
     
  33. bwi2

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    You can’t watch or play anticipation
     
  34. ARSENAL

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    February is the Tuesday of the months.
     
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  35. fsugrad99

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    The AT&T of months
     
  36. bro

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    You can watch baseball and take vacations while reading reporters talk about training camp. Could be worse.
     
  37. bwi2

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    Im admittedly the most casual of NFL fans but nothing grinds my gears like the amount of coverage training camp gets. Who gives a fuck.

    No argument from me that February is worse overall but at least then you’ve got a broad selection of sports to actually enjoy.
     
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  38. ned's head

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    Some of you folks with good summer weather are really showing your asses
     
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  39. racer

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    bro hates February because his team never plays then lmbo
     
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  40. Name P. Redacted

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    Yeah but it’s also 50 degrees and no wind so kinda sweet also.
     
  41. theseasonisover

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    leaving work today only 70 more days!
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  42. ~ taylor ~

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    Then you add March Madness and St. Patrick's Day... man.
     
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  44. VaxRule

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  45. beerleagueman

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    the 3 weeks after New Years weekend is the worst in every State but February in FL is not bad. Sun starts setting after 6pm, weather is mostly perfect w a lot of clear days, and a good lead in to March. talking weather more than the sports calendar
     
  46. VaxRule

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    Yeah, but you have to be in Florida so …
     
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  47. Jimmy the Saint

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    August is an absolute garbage month
     
  48. ~ taylor ~

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    January is way better than February in the north. Fun snow activities abound. By February we're fucking sick of the cold.
     
  49. ~ taylor ~

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    It's called the dog days of summer for a reason.
     
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  50. Jimmy the Saint

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    Needs a holiday. At least have the long Presidents Day weekend in February.