Hannah Davis popped up on a news article while in a meeting with my boss and colleague. Google search commenced. She is my boss' #1. Then we looked up my colleague's #1. Then I suggested Sierra. Boss looks her up and literally produces an audible "meh" under his breath while making that "so-so" face. I swear to God I might quit. I can't trust the man anymore.
Whenever this thread notifies, I click and my first reaction is another beach shot, of course followed by... my god that ass is just...my god and then... {2-3 minutes of drool}
Jealous, yes. Mad? No. He's as beautiful as she is so it's not like you can sit there and say "HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?"
If one of you guys can come up with a better life scenario than this Roman Palumbo guy I'd like to hear it. Grade 6 Fat Kid: "Hey Roman! I haven't seen you since grade school. How're you doing? How've you been?" Roman: "Aw man, you know how it is. I've spent the last couple years taking pictures of incredibly hot women in every exotic paradise you can think of. They line up to bang me because I can launch their modeling careers. You know what though? All that became kind of hollow for me when I started banging the hottest chick on the planet. I'm settling down man, I'm settling down. Who woulda thought? Not me. You know, life is funny. How about you? Grade 6 Fat Kid: "Yeah, you remember Claire? The girl we got in a fight over on the playground and when I kicked your ass she walked off with you anyway? Yeah, I married her and we have 5 kids. She's a long distance trucker so it doesn't really bother me she never lost the pregnancy weight after kid #2 because... you know... I hardly ever see her. We did take the kids and her parents to Disney last year so that was fun." Roman: "Wow man! Good for you! I always felt kinda bad about that fight. Well, it was great seeing you. Maybe next time I'm in town you and Claire can get a date night away from the kids and you, me, Claire and Sierra can get a drink or 5? If Claire isn't transporting a load of Coors from Texarkana to Atlanta that week of course. I understand we all gotta make that money you know!" Grade 6 Fat Kid: "Yeah man that sounds great! Hey, would you mind holding this bag of groceries while I put my EDC in my mouth?"