Is this the year we finally admit that Thanksgiving food is trash?

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  1. Bo Pelinis

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    You know why a smoked turkey leg tastes so great? It’s a lot like ham.
     
  2. Bo Pelinis

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    I, for one, am thankful for any reason to eat Mac and cheese.
     
  3. Hoss Bonaventure

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  4. Redav

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    I love mac and cheese if that's ok to say in this PC environment
     
  5. Redav

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    Honestly I love all the sides. Turkey is just average as hell and we should cook the superior bird if we're giving thanks
     
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  6. ARSENAL

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    My brother-in-law will be doing our family turkey this year. He told me he’s going to brine it (I had to look that up) so I’m excited to try it. He’s a black man from the south so I have high hopes this bird is gonna rock.
     
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  8. The Banks

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    Never been at a thanksgiving that had mac and cheese. Mac and cheese is awesome. Would not complain about it being on the table and would eat it.
     
  9. devine

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  10. Drown ‘Em

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    We always have a broccoli soufflé as part of our family Thanksgiving menu. It’s delicious. I highly recommend it to everyone as side for Thanksgiving or whenever really.

    Here’s a pic of the recipe from a cookbook of family favorites we made for my mom and her twin some years ago.
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  11. Constant

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    Do something similar, but with frozen spinach instead of broccoli. Sounds terrible, but it's fantastic. Even kids will eat it.
     
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  12. Drown ‘Em

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    I get it. As a kid, I didn’t really like broccoli and cheese all that much, though I would eat a little bit when put on my plate. Same with spinach. But I loved this broccoli soufflé and couldn’t get enough. Still do and still can’t.
     
  13. PSU12

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    This sounds excellent. My mom makes a derivative of this as well that I forgot about.
     
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  14. Drew Swinney Esq

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    TMBers and seeking superiority and validation for extremely meaningless subjective opinions, name a more classic combo.
     
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  15. Drew Swinney Esq

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    Just freestyled the cranberry relish this year and added some diced apple and pomegranate seeds to the usual cranberries and oranges/zest.
     
  16. VaxRule

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    I appreciate the utility of ham as a sliced sandwich meat (or for cordon bleus). But a big piece of ham as a slab on your plate for a main course protein? Not my scene.
     
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  17. poor paul

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    What a bad boy
     
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  18. DirtBall

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    I love people that have never ate food turkey complain about turkey. Yes, that turkey your grandma roasted in the oven for 10 hours was crap. Inject and fry it or brine and smoke it and your opinion will immediately change.
     
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  19. Drew Swinney Esq

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    I immediately asked myself how I could do something so brave yet so controversial
     
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  20. Redav

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    People keep saying this but I've had turkey a million ways and the ceiling is just low. The spatchcock was the best I personally did. It just isn't as good as something like chicken which is what it reminds me of and makes me wonder why we're not just eating chicken.
     
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  21. Butthead

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    What about fixins vs someone else's fantasy football team
     
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  22. Tobias

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    i am fixin to have some fixins
     
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  23. The Banks

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    Jeff Probst loves to say fixins
     
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  24. Roy

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    Tmbers and hating change
     
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  25. southlick

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    13lb bone-in, double glazed, spiral ham. :nomnom:
     
  26. southlick

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    I helped my 80 year old Mom mix up some cornbread dressing from scratch this evening.

    She cooked a pack of chicken thighs for broth.
    I cooked the cornbread.
    1 loaf white bread broken up
    We cooked the celery and onions.
    Beat up 6 eggs and salt and pepper tot aste.

    I mixed that shit up for a good 20 minutes.
    Pour 1/2 in 2 containers so you have the 2nd one for Xmas.

    :chatzy:
     
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  27. DirtBall

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  28. jokewood

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    This. Ham is bad in anything more than small quantities that add flavor to a larger dish.
     
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  29. TC

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  30. Lawnole23

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    Funny story. My wife made an oyster dressing. My MIL made a breakfast casserole a few years back. My mother in law confused the two and served everyone oyster dressing for breakfast the next morning. Did not go over well.
     
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  31. Space

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    I’ve made this a few times. It’s awesome
     
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  32. B-Boy $P1

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    Started my day with some donuts from VaxRule 's favorite place and getting this party started.
     
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  33. bryix

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    you're thinking of the Mackanchee tribe
     
  34. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    I have ham PTSD from my childhood. We would go to my great grandmother’s every year at Christmas Eve and all they would have was the driest ham imaginable, white bread, Mayo and mussy. It scarred an already picky young SCSA
     
  35. bwi2

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    I’m not a big ham fan but scalloped potatoes and ham is fantastic
     
  36. Tommy Jefferson

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    I’m sorry to tell you your best effort just doesn’t cut it in the big leagues. You need to find a better cook.
     
  37. HotMic

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    I missed this thread, what a shame. Thanksgiving food is great. Turkey isn’t the best protein, but it has a place. Smoked turkey in particular is outstanding.

    Made my normal contributions last night- sweet potato casserole, noodles and cranberry salad. Menu:

    Oven Turkey
    Fried Turkey
    Smoked Turkey
    Ham
    Dressing
    Mashed potatoes
    Sweet potato casserole
    Yams
    Noodles
    Mac & cheese
    Scalloped corn
    Green beans
    Cranberry salad
    Deviled eggs
    Rolls

    Pumpkin pie
    Pecan pie
    Transparent pie
    Apple pie
    Pumpkin roll
    Oreo dirt cake

    :dblnick:
     
  38. sooz

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    I'm surprised they make you eat roasted turkey!
    Surely roast chicken would be better!
    Turkey when roasted is dry.
     
  39. bryix

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    Sooz, I was happy to discover some Tim Tams in a local grocery store. We don't have them here and I love them.
     
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  40. Weedlord420

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    What are

    ‘noodles’
     
  41. sooz

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    Dried pasta that are no good for you if you have coeliac disease or are gluten intolerant
     
  42. Constant

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    Who are these "they" who have been making me eat dry roasted turkey all these years?
     
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  43. HotMic

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  44. Hank Scorpio

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  45. Constant

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  46. DirtBall

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    Smoked a ham Tuesday, smoked a turkey yesterday. Prepping a bird for the fryer this morning.
     
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  47. kinghill

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    me too
     
  48. fish

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    We always had a tray of enchiladas at our big family Thanksgiving dinners.
     
  49. cutig

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    Incorrect
     
  50. Redav

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    I have made good versions of endless things. It's either impossibly difficult or not that great which makes it a bad centerpiece for a meal.