ITT We follow DBL's 21 day juicing cleanse

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  1. Hank Scorpio

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    Good luck big guy, we know you can do it!
     
  2. Shadow

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    But if he's in the TMB Biggest Loser contest the rest of ya'll are fucked.

    Good luck, DBL.
     
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    I'd be concerned about the sugar intake on such a diet
     
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  5. DUCKMOUTH

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    Good luck DBL. Hope you make your goal
     
  6. PharmDNole

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    Key phrase "while at work" he gonna be like a Muslim during Ramadan
     
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    not blowing shit up until after sundown?
     
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  9. Boo MFer!

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    Wait, dblplay1212 is an Alabama fan, so why is the Clemson icohhhhhhhh. Haha!
     
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  10. EdmondDantes

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    dude hasn't had a piece of fruit in what i would imagine to be years. he is going to be shitting his pants.
     
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  11. Boo MFer!

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    Fire up the "I just shit my pants at work" thread.
     
  12. timo

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    so, i did this for a month. juice / vegetable shake for breakfast and dinner, solid meal for lunch, no snacks, no cheating, dinner by 9 PM. No grains, no dairy, no sugars (honey, for instance), no rice, no red meat, no legumes, no soy, no nightshade vegetables, no caffeine, nothing artificial.

    Sugar really isn't an issue b/c mostly you're eating fucking spinach and frozen blueberries pureed in a blender. It was difficult to follow but I shed some serious pounds that month and felt good after all was said and done.

    That said, I should do this again b/c I'm fat as fuck right now. Stepped on the scale this morning and... :donotwant:
     
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  13. MoJo

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    Would just blend and drink the whole fruit, juicing removes too many good things...
     
  14. allothersnsused

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    I had a really bad hangover on Sunday and punished myself by buying a $6 vegetable "greens" juice at Whole Foods.

    It was terrible and didn't make me feel better.
     
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  15. devine

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    A vegetable juice sounds like the worst hangover cure ever
     
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  16. OopsPowSurprise

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    Don't you just gain that back after
     
  17. Hank Scorpio

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    What did you eat for lunch?
     
  18. TheFreak55

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  19. OopsPowSurprise

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  20. TheFreak55

    TheFreak55 The beer we got drank pretty good don't it
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    Give me a minute and I will
     
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  21. dblplay1212

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    That's what they are doing. Yesterday was like pineapple and oranges and blended down. I had a glass bc it looked good. Tasted pretty damn good but I'd hardly call it lunch. :/
     
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  22. timo

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    Not if you don't eat like shit immediately afterwards.

    It's supposed to be more of a "cleanse":airquote: than a "weight loss diet" or whatever. Most of it is hippy bullshit, but honestly, cutting out alcohol, dairy, shitty carbs (pizza, white bread, etc.), and whatnot you do feel pretty fucking good after the month is over. Not sure you need to put all your calories through a blender to get there though.
     
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  24. TLAU

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    sheeeeeit those cold pressed super drinks are solid. the orange immune system one is great. green one is aaaiiight not that bad though. I've never drank either of them while hungover though fuck that gimmie tacos
     
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  25. timo

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    chicken, fish, squash, various nuts (but not peanuts b/c legume), fruit, salad.
     
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  26. Hank Scorpio

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    I'm currently cutting alcohol for January. It's only been a week and I'm already noticing a difference in how I look and feel.

    Wife has also started cooking healthier meals since getting a vegetable spiraler over the weekend.
     
  27. timo

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    Re drinking, I usually take Lent* off and then August.

    *I was raised Catholic but, even though I'm no longer religious, I do appreciate ritualistic fasting. I think it's good for the mind and body to do without something for a period of time.
     
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  28. Boo MFer!

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    What is happening here?
     
  29. Truman

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    So you have replace 1 meal a day with fruit or juice? Why is this hard?
     
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  30. fsugrad99

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    Bama table huh?

    Good luck man
     
  31. devine

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    You do it then truman
     
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  32. HotMic

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    :lick:

    Simply is outstanding. This in the summer is just a treat:

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  33. Truman

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    no
     
  34. dblplay1212

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    This shit smells like a foot and tastes like cold lumpy oatmeal.


    Banana Strawberry

    1 banana
    3 small leaves of kale or spinach
    1 tbsp of honey
    1 cup of frozen strawberries
    ¼ cup to ½ cup of water

    Place all ingredients into a blender and blend until smooth. Pour in a glass & serve.
     
  35. dblplay1212

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  36. jokewood

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    needs yogurt
     
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  37. Shawn Hunter

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    looks lime vomit
     
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  38. skiedfrillet

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    use milk instead of water imo
     
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  39. dallasdawg

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  40. dallasdawg

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    And that's not even juicing, smgdh
     
  41. dblplay1212

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    Man these ladies brought in this recipe book and milk simply isn't on the menu.
     
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  42. dblplay1212

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    I have this to look forward to tomorrow.


    Apple Pear & Pineapple

    2 apples
    1 pear
    A few rings of pineapple
    1 cup of spinach or lettuce
    ½ cup of water

    Place all ingredients into a blender and blend until smooth. Pour in a glass & serve.
     
  43. BrickTamland

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    Dude, this is a stupid fad diet contrived by and executed by women. Taking in copious amounts of fructose is dumb.

    And regarding "cleansing," we literally have organs that do this for us. Granted, a bad diet is like farting into a HEPA filter. Just make small, smart, and evidence-based changes to your day to day if you're in this for a health benefit that'll stick.
     
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  44. BrickTamland

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    And good God, that last recipe is a fuck ton of sugar. That is going to be painfully sweet. Spinach blended into these drinks adds minimal if any flavor, just color.
     
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  45. dallasdawg

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    which is the entire point
     
  46. BrickTamland

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    There were complaints about taste. I was pointing out that it wasn't the spinach.
     
  47. dallasdawg

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    true but this is dbl we're talking about here. his taste buds aren't used to some strawberries and bananas
     
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  48. dump

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    Milk and yogurt are dairy products which I would assume is against this cleansing rule