ITT we judge a book by its cover

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  1. Doc Louis

    Doc Louis Well-Known Member
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    Lake Life sticker.
     
  2. ned's head

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    Honestly I'm gonna get a little judgey if I see any sticker
     
  3. jokewood

    jokewood still fucking around
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    Slow left lane drivers.
     
  4. ono

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    Currently, not wearing a mask in public with a smug ass look on your face. Makes me rage.
     
  5. TC

    TC It’s a lawless nation for the flamingo
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    This is a stupid thing to judge someone on. What if they've never really been around dogs
     
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  6. bigred77

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    Add the Yankees, Lakers, and Alabama for me
     
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  7. Homo Erectus

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    I have anxiety so stimulants are not my friend. So fuck drinking decaf. Also fuck people who drink non alcholic beer.
     
  8. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    well then I judge their parents and grandparents and aunts and uncles
     
  9. BuckeyeRiot

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    Team fuck NA beer drinkers.
     
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  10. Menelaus

    Menelaus The Red-Haired King
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    You wanna fight bitch?
     
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  11. mc415

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    -Cowboys fans
    -Non Southern California Lakers fans
    -Non LA Doyers fans
    -People who have stickers of their families on their car
     
  12. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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  13. Doc Louis

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    Then it's on to judging their parents because clearly they weren't raised right.
     
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  14. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Bedazzled jeans on men typically in conjunction with an affliction shirt or something. This is usually in conjunction with a bad (fake) tan.


    T-shirts that have some form of come and take it or patriot bullshit on them (wearing grunt style generally).
     
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  15. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Cargo shorts + Nike Monarchs
     
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  16. Bruce Bowen

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    I guess I wouldn't judge a newborn baby.

    Are there actually adults who haven't been around dogs enough to make a judgement on them?
     
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  17. Truman

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    The very best of the COVID silver linings is they havent been doing samples at COSTCO. The hogs that stampede, and block everything for half an egg roll are the absolute worst
     
  18. Bruce Bowen

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    Hey now! I go dry every once in awhile and am socially awkward so I like to pretend I'm drinking rather than constantly thinking about how lame I am for not drinking. And before someone points out some reason why this is stupid and doesn't make sense I don't care. It works for me.
     
  19. skiedfrillet

    skiedfrillet It's not a lie if you believe it.
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    If you watch any cbs sitcom I immediately think you’re stupid

    Not covering your mouth when yawning in public spaces

    Blowing your nose at the table in a restaurant

    picking your teeth at the table in a restaurant

    being mean to staff at restaurants

    lots of stuff at restaurants
     
  20. BamaNug

    BamaNug The journey itself is the point
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    Picky eaters. Grow up.
     
  21. Bo Pelinis

    Bo Pelinis WE GO HARD ON EARTH
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    Wasting lots of food.
     
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  22. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    100% of the people I know that drink non-alcoholic beer are reformed alcoholics who like the taste of beer but don't want to relapse and also don't want to be without a beverage in hand during a social gathering. Doesn't seem like a group that deserves anyone's contempt IYAM.
     
  23. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    "eating meat is animal cruelty!" - type vegans

    "I eat 4x the amount of meat to troll the pussy vegans" - type people
     
  24. Detlef Schrempf

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    Under shirt visible in a professional photograph, bonus points if it’s not a white undershirt.

    How have we not mentioned Soul Patches yet
     
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  25. Bruce Bowen

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    This person also gets irrationally angry at their places adding vegan options. "OH WHAT THE FUCK TACO BELL IS SERVING BEYOND BEEF NOW?!?!?! FUCK THAT SHIT!"

    Just don't order it you fat piece of shit.
     
  26. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    I have a friend from high school thats like that. He puts bacon in and on everything (he's trying to be a traeger influencer) like ice cream, muffins, cookies, etc. All the while railing about "this ain't no vegan shit!"

    He looks supremely unhealthy and its just fucking annoying.
     
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  27. IHHH

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  28. brolift

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    People with clean work boots.
    Two pouch, 6mg Zyn users
    In the home shoe wearers
    LinkedIn fiends and Entrepreneurs
     
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  29. fsugrad99

    fsugrad99 I'm the victim here
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    If you wear a Big Johnson shirt

    Cause then I know you rule
     
  30. BuckeyeRiot

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    I quit drinking a year ago, mostly because I can’t afford a hangover and I get the same hangover if I have a beer or 30 beers. I guess being 43 and antisocial pays off in that I don’t care what anybody thinks about me.
     
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  31. seanofthedead86

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    I have a general distrust for anyone who doesn't watch sports.
     
  32. Bruce Bowen

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    I have a weird relationship with drinking. I hate having 1 or 2 beers. I'd rather just not drink at all so I've found 1 or 2 NAs allows me to "drink" without the desire to drink 6+ like I prefer to have when I do drink.
     
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  33. Cornelius Suttree

    Cornelius Suttree I am a landmine
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    People who need their phone in hand 24/7
     
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  34. mc415

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    I have a bias towards these people as well, I hate when my wife has a friend who significant other I find out doesn’t watch sports I just sigh a little bit inside

    or I find out they’re a Dodgers, Lakers, Cowboys, Mexican national team soccer fan that’s a bummer as well
     
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  35. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Totally Exonerated, No Wrongdoing
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    People who say mean things on the internet about guys with Salt Life stickers on their F-250s and whose wife, Madison, put up a bunch of Live, Laugh, Love decor all over their homes
     
  36. Truman

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    Those people are the worst. And people who root for different colleges depending on the sport
     
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  37. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse I'm not really in to dinosaurs right now.
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    Madysin
     
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  38. rv12

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    People who cut their chocolate milk with regular milk.
     
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  39. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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    Anti-vaxxers

    People who don’t get the flu shot but think they aren’t anti-vaxxers
     
  40. Popovio

    Popovio The poster formerly known as "MouseCop"
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    People who speed up to ride the car in front of them's ass, and refuse to let me onto the freeway when traffic is crawling at a snail's pace. Satan's cocksuckers iyam.
     
  41. Funshot Residue

    Funshot Residue This is my avatar, Asshat
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    dblplay1212 - 2/3 ain't bad. You still around?

    Also, people that talk on their phones via speaker whilst in public. Fucking lunatics.
     
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  42. BuckeyeRiot

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    If you play music on the golf course I assume you also drink baby’s blood.
     
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  43. mc415

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    People who still smoke cigarettes after the age of 30
     
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  44. War Grundle

    War Grundle Nole Mercy
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    Women who have long acrylic nails.
     
  45. slogan119

    slogan119 Her?
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    People who check luggage
     
  46. ned's head

    ned's head Well-Known Member

    Why would you be upset with someone who creates more bin space?
     
  47. steamengine

    steamengine I don’t want to press one for English!
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    This is just about the only think I will scowl at someone over. Just pure disgust. And people who can’t stop at a stop sign.
     
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  48. BellottiBold

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    I love how many things are being considered "cover" itt :laugh:
     
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  49. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Fans who think they have a bigger connection to a school (team) than alumni. Someone who attended one D1 school but roots for a different bonus point if they are rivals.
     
  50. Toast

    Toast Capo di tutti i capi
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    Why you gotta be mean to Emma like that?

    On topic: face tattoos.
     
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