I have anxiety so stimulants are not my friend. So fuck drinking decaf. Also fuck people who drink non alcholic beer.
-Cowboys fans -Non Southern California Lakers fans -Non LA Doyers fans -People who have stickers of their families on their car
Bedazzled jeans on men typically in conjunction with an affliction shirt or something. This is usually in conjunction with a bad (fake) tan. T-shirts that have some form of come and take it or patriot bullshit on them (wearing grunt style generally).
I guess I wouldn't judge a newborn baby. Are there actually adults who haven't been around dogs enough to make a judgement on them?
The very best of the COVID silver linings is they havent been doing samples at COSTCO. The hogs that stampede, and block everything for half an egg roll are the absolute worst
Hey now! I go dry every once in awhile and am socially awkward so I like to pretend I'm drinking rather than constantly thinking about how lame I am for not drinking. And before someone points out some reason why this is stupid and doesn't make sense I don't care. It works for me.
If you watch any cbs sitcom I immediately think you’re stupid Not covering your mouth when yawning in public spaces Blowing your nose at the table in a restaurant picking your teeth at the table in a restaurant being mean to staff at restaurants lots of stuff at restaurants
100% of the people I know that drink non-alcoholic beer are reformed alcoholics who like the taste of beer but don't want to relapse and also don't want to be without a beverage in hand during a social gathering. Doesn't seem like a group that deserves anyone's contempt IYAM.
"eating meat is animal cruelty!" - type vegans "I eat 4x the amount of meat to troll the pussy vegans" - type people
Under shirt visible in a professional photograph, bonus points if it’s not a white undershirt. How have we not mentioned Soul Patches yet
This person also gets irrationally angry at their places adding vegan options. "OH WHAT THE FUCK TACO BELL IS SERVING BEYOND BEEF NOW?!?!?! FUCK THAT SHIT!" Just don't order it you fat piece of shit.
I have a friend from high school thats like that. He puts bacon in and on everything (he's trying to be a traeger influencer) like ice cream, muffins, cookies, etc. All the while railing about "this ain't no vegan shit!" He looks supremely unhealthy and its just fucking annoying.
People with clean work boots. Two pouch, 6mg Zyn users In the home shoe wearers LinkedIn fiends and Entrepreneurs
I quit drinking a year ago, mostly because I can’t afford a hangover and I get the same hangover if I have a beer or 30 beers. I guess being 43 and antisocial pays off in that I don’t care what anybody thinks about me.
I have a weird relationship with drinking. I hate having 1 or 2 beers. I'd rather just not drink at all so I've found 1 or 2 NAs allows me to "drink" without the desire to drink 6+ like I prefer to have when I do drink.
I have a bias towards these people as well, I hate when my wife has a friend who significant other I find out doesn’t watch sports I just sigh a little bit inside or I find out they’re a Dodgers, Lakers, Cowboys, Mexican national team soccer fan that’s a bummer as well
People who say mean things on the internet about guys with Salt Life stickers on their F-250s and whose wife, Madison, put up a bunch of Live, Laugh, Love decor all over their homes
People who speed up to ride the car in front of them's ass, and refuse to let me onto the freeway when traffic is crawling at a snail's pace. Satan's cocksuckers iyam.
dblplay1212 - 2/3 ain't bad. You still around? Also, people that talk on their phones via speaker whilst in public. Fucking lunatics.
This is just about the only think I will scowl at someone over. Just pure disgust. And people who can’t stop at a stop sign.
Fans who think they have a bigger connection to a school (team) than alumni. Someone who attended one D1 school but roots for a different bonus point if they are rivals.