ITT we judge a book by its cover

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  1. bigred77

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    High on my list
     
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  2. miles

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    I can tell I’ve already started receding at 30 and have basically forced myself to go back to the gym so that whenever it gets bad I can just shave it and hopefully it won’t look shitty
     
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  3. miles

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    People that don’t use their turn signal I immediately judge as garbage human beings
     
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  4. bigpig

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    People who act entitled.

    Similar to: People who act as though they have the right to criticize but not be criticized. Those people are the worst.
     
  5. Simon Templar

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    Wow attack me much?
     
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  6. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    This gets me riled up sometimes at home games.
     
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    Message board users
     
  8. kinghill

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    People who always have to order food at restaurant customized, altered from how it's normally served.
     
  9. BamaNug

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    This thread has turned into just a general airing of grievances against the population at large, and I gotta say I'm all for it
     
  10. Simon Templar

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    People that are habitually late send me to Jupiter
     
  11. Daniel Ocean

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    worse are you rival’s fans who think their connection is bigger than yours and an alumnus.

    What’s funny is that I’ve gotten along with a ton of SC alumni but I can’t think of 1 fan I’ve e gotten along wlth.
     
  12. bigred77

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    Luckily the percentage of fans of my school who didn't attend my school is really really low like comically low

    But living near Austin like I do now, let me tell you, I rarely run into UT fans who ever actually went to class there
    The number of 'huge' UT fans I meet and know who regularly talk about that one time they got to go to a game, really wears me out
     
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  13. Jimmy the Saint

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    Large overlap with the "markers of trashy people" thread as well.
     
  14. Hank Scorpio

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    People who participate in flash mobs.
     
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  15. JPWahoo

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    uhoh
     
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  16. War Grundle

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    I hate that when you are in the drive through.

    Just pick that shit off.
     
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  17. miles

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    People that use cash as their primary method of payment.

    “I know there’s a line of 7 people behind me but I have this pocket full of nickels for no goddamned reason that I need to get rid of! Wow, exact change!”
     
  18. Duck70

    Duck70 Let's just do it and be legends, man
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    I got no problem with people who didnt go to school here being a fan of the Ducks, in fact I welcome it.

    Just don't act like an asshole when I dont reciprocate your trashy ass behavior and face paint.
     
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  19. Stringer Bell

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  20. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint It's like the Weimar Republic in that place
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    ^ Keeping animals as pets that shouldn't be pets
     
  21. Redav

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    "I have a strong immune system"

    :pffft:
     
  22. Fuzzy Zoeller

    Fuzzy Zoeller College football > NFL

    People who use poor grammar and make obvious spelling mistakes. Extra points for anyone who puts a space after their exclamation points. No intelligent or necessary thought has ever concluded like this !
     
  23. bigred77

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    No, I don't have much of a problem with T-shirt fans of my school

    It's all of you other people's T-shirt fans I have an issue with
     
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  24. Duck70

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    exactly
     
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  25. Sir Patrick Stewart

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    Exotics definitely. But also the Pets vs Prisoners thing that most people don’t get. If you have to cage it or lock it up to keep it around then it’s not a pet. My aunt had parrots and other birds. And it was always crazy to me that she lived in a wooded area with trees and open fields. But five birds spent their entire lives inside a house and often in cages. She didn’t get or appreciate when we called her warden.
     
  26. electronic

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    I've never gotten sick so I don't need one.
     
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  27. Redav

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    Sorry about your grandma but I'm different
     
  28. laxjoe

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    Not once in my life
     
  29. laxjoe

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    Yeah that seemed like a weird target of hate and distrust
     
  30. blind dog

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    Texans

    And I live in Texas, married to a Texan and 2 of our 3 kids were born here/lived here their entire lives

    Obv some exceptions but majority of Texans I’ve met suck
     
  31. laxjoe

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    *liked from my phone*
     
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  32. Handcuffed

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    MAGA/wearing red hats or other Trump-related clothes
    Tobacco users

    I want nothing to do with either of these types of people.
     
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  33. blind dog

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    This might be a weird take but I also judge tobacco users even tho before kids I smoked and once or twice a year I’ll smoke some
     
  34. Stringer Bell

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    Saw a woman today chugging a heater while her baby was up against her in a baby sling. Total cunt.
     
  35. Daddy Rabbit

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    Good thing only God can judge me because y'all sure as shit would judge the hell out of me
     
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  36. soulfly

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    Drivers that don’t use their blinker.

    Drivers that brake before flipping on their blinker.

    Drivers that stop in/block intersections.

    I hate drivers.
     
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  37. Nick Rivers

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    People who talk on speaker mode in public places
     
  38. bertwing

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    All of them I’ve met suck, including you
     
  39. blind dog

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    I’m an Arkansan you fucking dummy

    And that hurt
     
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  40. Taques

    Taques please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad
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  41. Houndster

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    Anyone that un ironically says “work hard, play hard”
     
  42. ned's head

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    People who grunt at the gym
     
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  43. og

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    lying is the only problem but even then ehh
     
  44. Eathan Edwards

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    Obviously I'm biased - but being rude to service staff is my overwhelming #1. I take any significant meetings at restaurants to see how a potential candidate interacts with hospitality staff.

    In the same vein as the not putting carts back in the corral - I'll never understand why other residents at our pool can't put their towels in the bin and instead make someone have to walk around and pick up their towels. You literally pass the bin on your way to the exit.
     
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  45. Eathan Edwards

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    nm
     
    #145 Eathan Edwards, Apr 7, 2021
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  46. Pasta88

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    - Gym grunters
    - Guys wearing poorly fitting clothes
    - Over dressers in a work environment
    - Car people (i.e. those who add shit to their cars to street race/do tricks)
     
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  47. Daniel Ocean

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    People who care what someone else wears.
     
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  48. blind dog

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  49. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    i don’t judge people in a negative light by the type of shoe they wear. That’s the difference. Should have bolded the mask.
     
  50. Iron Mickey

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    Honestly, unmuted phone sounds in general are completely unacceptable. Guy who plays his music audibly at the fishing pond? Die. Guy who listens to his podcasts audibly in the locker room? Get fucked.