ITT we mock Greg Kelly (who is a piece of shit)

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  1. wes tegg

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  2. 20/20/20/20

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    This would be outstanding performance art if that was the case.
     
  3. wes tegg

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  4. UncleJesse

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    Man was attempting murder with that hula hoop.

    :roll:
     
  5. BudKilmer

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    Is that a smith machine :roll:
     
  6. Tobias

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    he's the closest approximation of the trump syntax that we have. he's mastered it completely.
     
  7. Menelaus

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    I kinda love this guy
     
  8. UncleJesse

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    GET YOUR ASS BACK TO DILLARDS, JOE!!
     
  9. wes tegg

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    He’s what would happen if you made a bot to learn to tweet and only gave it Trump tweets.
     
  10. TC

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    My first thought is schtick
     
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  11. UncleJesse

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    You might think this tweet is several years old, but no.

     
  12. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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    This has to be a bit
     
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  13. UncleJesse

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  14. BrentTray

    BrentTray I’m thinking Dorsia.
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  15. TC

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    Mc or Mac. Pick a lane
     
  16. UncleJesse

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  17. Butthead

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    Lmao I recognize this guy

     
  18. Bruce Bowen

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    Player 4 has entered the game
     
  19. Bruce Bowen

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    Day 1 of a diet starts with McDonalds. This HAS to be a bit.
     
  20. Bo Pelinis

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    Wait Gumby and Pokey had a murder suicide pact?
     
  21. UncleJesse

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  22. One Two

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    I’m so scarred from the previous year that I can’t tell if this is a joke account or not
     
  23. BrentTray

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    You didn’t know that?
     
  24. MtOread

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    My thoughts exactly. A handful of his tweets, especially the Christie one, have made me burst out laughing the first time I saw them.
     
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  25. BrentTray

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    Greg needs to hit that smith machine a little harder.

     
  26. BrentTray

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  27. Bo Pelinis

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    Too many...BANANAS?
     
  28. chuckmasterflex

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    He is like a real life Comedy Bang Bang character
     
  29. Craig Pettis

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    I too need more info on this
     
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  30. poor paul

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    this is performance art right?
     
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  31. Bruce Bowen

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    According to Cleveland Clinic, the higher amount of sugar found in bananas encourages weight gain, and if you plan on eating a ton of this fruit, expect to see your waistline gain a few inches. :themoreyouknow:

    Greg eats between 4 and 9 bananas/day depending on his mood.
     
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  32. Bo Pelinis

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    What kind of fucking lunatic eats 9 bananas a day?
     
  33. wes tegg

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    If so, he's been doing it for more than a decade plus.

     
  34. Bo Pelinis

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    TIL Greg Kelly is part bonobo
     
  35. wes tegg

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  36. Bo Pelinis

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    I spend $3,000 a month on bananas help my family is dying
     
  37. wes tegg

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    Watch the whole thing:

     
  38. wes tegg

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    I think a lot of the awesome clips have been taken down. There's one where they were talking about a somewhat serious subject and showed some b-roll where John Stamos was in the background. Interrupting his co-host, Kelly shouted "There he is! That's John Stamos!" and fist pumped.
     
    #38 wes tegg, May 25, 2021
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  39. Bo Pelinis

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    Some time later, for no reason at all, Greg was randomly selected to retake the station's employment harassment training.
     
  40. jhooked

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    I want to laugh because this is so absurd, but holy shit he’s openly harassing a reporter on live tv.
     
  41. 20/20/20/20

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    What could a banana cost, 10 dollars?
     
  42. chuckmasterflex

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  43. BudKilmer

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  44. BellottiBold

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    jfc local morning shows :facepalm:
     
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  45. electronic

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    (Obama was 2 when LHO died).
     
  46. Buns

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    I’m team Greg I don’t care who knows it.
     
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  47. bwi2

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    That would certainly be a “factor”
     
  48. poor paul

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    I meant the twitter/trump shtick but yeah those videos aren’t great.
     
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  49. chuckmasterflex

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    That is what Obama would have you believe.
     
  50. herb.burdette

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    How do you know without a birth certificate?