Reminds me of one of my favorite quotes... You're only calling us a cow college cause we were founded by a cow! (Lenny head nod)
http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/ar...-the-simpsons-should-be-banned-182158831.html Fucking retarded whore.
Abe's direction-less stories... "...like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones..."
My personal favorite: "My story begins in nineteen-dickety-two. We had to say dickety because the Kaiser had stolen our word twenty. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles."
Three wars back we called Sauerkraut "liberty cabbage" and we called liberty cabbage "super slaw" and back then a suitcase was known as a "Swedish lunchbox." Of course, nobody knew that but me. Anyway, long story short... is a phrase whose origins are complicated and rambling.
I almost jizzed my pants when I saw this, but I couldn't find anything else on it. I'm starting to think someone put untrue information on wikipedia....
yeah it does that sometimes its really just made me motivated to d/l seasons 1-11 and watch them whenever
lol at the part in the episode where Lisa gets mono where santa's little helper is supposed to be tied up in the back... and Homer tells the old lady that the dog is tied up in the back... I AM TELLING YOU MY DOG IS TIED UP IN THE BACKYARD. I DID IT MYSELF. I AM LOOKING AT HIM RIGHT DOH!!!
Is there any way there is an episode funnier than "The PTA Disbands" The Fort Springfield Civil War reenactment still remains as the funniest moment in Simpsons history for me.
There are a few I would say are funnier. $pringfield was just incredible joke after incredible joke. The sequence where Homer thinks the Boogeyman is invading their house is probably the hardest I ever laughed at the show.
Robert Goulet: Are you sure this is the Casino? Mr. Burns' Casino? I think I should call my manager... Nelson: Your manager says for you to shut up! Robert Goulet: Vera said that?
My plan is to make orphans of his children. The kids do have a mother, champ. Yes but I imagine she would die of grief.
- "Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly, reconsider it."
LOL - the episode where Homer has heart surgery is on. "Please have mercy, remember your hippopotamus oath" "Woo, look at that blubber fly" "We have $70 in the check book." "Well have we cashed any $40,000 checks recently?"
showing first season episodes now i love the rawer animation/how different the voices are, plus they're still hilarious