ITT: We tell secrets about famous athletes that only you would know

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by dwolfunc, Jul 20, 2009.

  1. dwolfunc

    dwolfunc New Member
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    Michael Jordan used to cheat on his wife often in chapel hill. Takes girls to the sienna and :buttfuck: them. A girl my pops friend knows who he did there is very very attractive
     
  2. ruteelrice

    ruteelrice I been rolling in that purple
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    Rick Porcello wasn't even the best pitcher on his team his jr year of high school
     
  3. NYGator

    NYGator Hebrew's Master
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    Vernon Maxwell used to get high on my stash in college. I would wake up in the morning to him smoking on top of my loft. :prawl:
     
  4. Herbie H

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    Kirk Hinrich likes to smoke blunts and blow lines in the basement of Rosie's, a bar in Sioux City IA
     
  5. ghost_of_sptony

    ghost_of_sptony New Member

    joe mcknight smokes more chronic than you can imagine.
     
  6. StinkusP1nkus

    StinkusP1nkus Trophy Points: 2,000,003
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  7. hamsterdam

    hamsterdam I wish I knew how to quit you.
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    only dbl knows that tim tebow is really gay. don't ask him how he knows this. (clue... :bananadog:)
     
  8. NYGator

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    Not too famous, but I danced with former Giant QB, Dave Brown at a wedding. We were at the same table, and both of our wives/girlfriends got up to dance and neither of us wanted to dance. We were sitting at the table talking and people started making fun of us, so we decided to show them. I led (no homo). :facepalm:
     
  9. three stacks

    three stacks sluggish, lazy, stupid, and unconcerned
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    The night before the lakers played the heat in Miami last season I saw andrew bynum at tootsies a strip club here in south Florida. He was with some fine ass stripper and she was taking him yo the back room. Another dancer told me Kobe was fucking two strippers in the vip. No surprise the lakers lost the next day
     
  10. southside

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    Alan Branch and Mario Manningham smoke like chimneys and would nights before games all the time.

    Adrian Peterson is also a huge toker.
     
  11. ghost_of_sptony

    ghost_of_sptony New Member

    pete carrol is the most powerful man in Los Angeles and its not even close
     
  12. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    LP didn't actually beat up that girl...he told her fucking twice.


    but seriously um, go nothing on athletes right now, but actor chris klein has a fake tooth.
     
  13. triggafigga

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    I use to hang out with T.O. and a few other 49ers for a few years, and let's just say T.O. wasn't lying when he busted out Jeff Garcia with the :jimhusker: thing.
     
  14. RMIrish

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    shocking

    Boubacar Cissoko is dumb as balls and has failed multiple random drug tests while at Michigan. He always tried to smoke with a kid I know that went to his high school, but the kid thought he was mighty shady. Tate Forcier also likes the greens. William Campbell takes school seriously and his mom keeps him on lock for his grades.
     
  15. southside

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    His wife was my 4th grade teacher IIRC
     
  16. southside

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    Justin Feagin smokes a shit ton too
     
  17. Nole96SC

    Nole96SC Old Member
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    Gaines Adams left halfway through his first practice at high school because it was to tough. He transfered to a private school with 8 man football and the rest is history.
     
  18. UA412

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    Greg McElroy has no soul.
     
  19. southside

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    yeah, he's literally retarded. most of the team smokes, and most of ncaa football players smoke in general so it's whatever
     
  20. 941Gator

    941Gator TMB's resident beach bum
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    Peter Warrick payed full price for those items at Dillards.
     
  21. ghost_of_sptony

    ghost_of_sptony New Member

    6 blunts a day shocking to you bitch?
     
  22. CreepinCane

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    chad Johnson, Allen Iverson like to smoke weed together with Jeezy.

    Also Pat Riley wears ed hardy, gels up his hair and tans.
     
  23. Trofie

    Trofie Well-Known Member
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    Aj Pierzynski or whatever keeps 2 phones. 1 for people he knows and 1 for all the bitches he fucks in diff towns. No lie. Guys a douche but I like this :thumb:
     
  24. Ned Yocho

    Ned Yocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Pretty much all the KU bball team :prawl: :prawl: all the time
     
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  25. OHW

    OHW I certainly could have gotten into GA Southern
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    His senior year in practice, Micah Kreikameyer killed a man on a kick off, but the town of West Point covered it up.
     
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  26. Arkadin

    Arkadin Doctors orders, go fuck yourself
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    Everyone smoke man. I'd say 90% of athletes in major NCAA sports smoke. And everyone knows it too. Why the hell do you think it's so easy to pass a team sponsored drug test? People never fail those things, they're a fuckin joke.
     
  27. RMIrish

    RMIrish Well-Known Member
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    Forgive me if I'm wrong but don't you know a walk-on at michigan?

    with that beard? no
     
  28. wes tegg esq.

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    T.O. wasn't the best receiver on his H.S. team. And, they ran a veer-option offense. He did grow like four inches in college, though.
     
  29. WolverineJack

    WolverineJack I dont take vacations or get sick Im a jackhammer.
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    Peyton Manning when drunk in a VIP bathroom will stare at you the entire time while pissing with his pants all the way to the floor.
     
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  30. skeezy

    skeezy Fan of: truck pulling ducks
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    philip rivers is a tranny
     
  31. Arkadin

    Arkadin Doctors orders, go fuck yourself
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    I know two twins that hooked up with him and Eli in Vegas a couple of years back.

    Clemson football does pay recruits. And yes, I do know this for a fact. Yes, I know every team does it. I know all kinds of shit players get from schools while there and while being recruited.
     
  32. WolverineJack

    WolverineJack I dont take vacations or get sick Im a jackhammer.
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    Supposedly Adam Dunn has a tiny penis also.
     
  33. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    I like this thread.

    Waiting for bama player rumors. :angrycorn:
     
  34. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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    dude that actually happened at west...kid went to o north.
     
  35. EASTWOOD

    EASTWOOD New Member
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    The JULIO isn't governed by time or space.
     
  36. Arkadin

    Arkadin Doctors orders, go fuck yourself
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    One of my friends was at a party at one of his fraternity brother's houses and said John Parker Wilson was there. When he got up to leave he turned and said "This dick isn't gonna suck itsself". 2 Girls got up and left with him. I called bullshit, but him and 3 of his friends swear by it.
     
  37. skeezy

    skeezy Fan of: truck pulling ducks
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    meh he sure loves OCI on the strip
     
  38. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    Or the machine.
     
  39. OHW

    OHW I certainly could have gotten into GA Southern
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    Pretty big claim. How do you know it is a fact?

    I remember this.
     
  40. Ned Yocho

    Ned Yocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    :thumb: to you Mr. Wilson.
     
  41. WolverineJack

    WolverineJack I dont take vacations or get sick Im a jackhammer.
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    Mike Hartline has been choked out by a bouncer at a bar while other UK players just watched.
     
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  42. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    It really is a fact bama bangs get you laid.
     
  43. Arkadin

    Arkadin Doctors orders, go fuck yourself
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    I'm friends with a lot of college football players, and have had numerous kids tell me about being offered money and receiving money. As well as being offered and receiving other benefits.
     
  44. tbeekman

    tbeekman Hoosier

    Before Kellen Lewis was kicked off the team he would come over tripping balls on mushrooms the nights before games at like 5 in the morning.
     
  45. i am a bammer

    i am a bammer Ben Eblen>Jamychal Green
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    so that one kid holding up all that cash really was some BS story about his uncle?
     
  46. Herbie H

    Herbie H Member
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    I partied with Adam Venaterri's brother one time (he lives in Lincoln) he said something similar about Peyton
     
  47. Ned Yocho

    Ned Yocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Wasn't he the QB? I thought he was pretty good when he had Hardy there
     
  48. Arkadin

    Arkadin Doctors orders, go fuck yourself
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    That's what everyone tells me. That specific picture, I couldn't tell you about, but everyone has told me he got paid.

    I also know that it is VERY common for smaller D-1 schools to contact back ups on other teams attempting to get them to transfer.
     
  49. righty

    righty Respect The Pouch
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    :thumb:
     
  50. OHW

    OHW I certainly could have gotten into GA Southern
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    So if that's true, how do they ever lose out on recruits to other schools, particularly perennial .500 team, South Carolina?