When I was about 12 years old, my whole soccer team was at this kids house and Keyshawn Johnson was looking at a condo across the street. He signed autographs for my whole team while sitting in his tricked out Lincoln navigator.
I'm sure I'm not the only one who knows this, and he's not that famous, but here goes. Kelly Washington told me that he made his final decision to go to Tennessee after he was visited in his apartment by a "hostess". She was blond and petite and travelled with a large black dildo. He said there was not much conversation, but she immediately stripped an started putting on a show for him. At one point she did a handstand against the wall, spred her legs and invited him to do the dildoing. This of course progressed into vigorous anal sex. He said it made the decision easy.
Rodrick Stewart --shitty bball transfer from USC (to Kansas)-- tore his ACL while getting domed up in a bathroom by a girl I went to HS with
Can we at least change the post EDBS linked to something similar to what we did with the Yahoo link? Someone better clean this place up. We have company coming over. I expect 10s of people to click that link.
can we take all the pat burrell stories, compile them into one post, and pin it at the top of the board? because he's fucking awesome.
Hah, edsbs just started a new thread with the same idea as this thread. He cited it, but didn't link again. Otherwise these 188 Guests would probably be 300+ again.
All new visitors should create an account and send a private message to ths to gain access to our private board, where all of the really good stories that couldn't be publicly shared are.
All new guests check out the Deep Web thread and just start clicking on links. Really good secret stories about famous athletes in there, plus nudes of all you favorite female athletes.
This story isn't that cool or anything but post divorce Tiger used to have huge ragers. My buddy's parents know his gardener and apparently one morning Tiger comes home wearing a doo-rag and smoking a black & mild. And apparently the inside of the house was just full of empty beer cans and someone left a box of ice cream on the counter over night and it melted everywhere
This is speculation on my part, but I feel pretty good about it. Former MLB'er J@ret Wright's best friend is married to someone I am very close with. We've met a number of times over the years, fun guy to hang around, likes to party. Recently, his friend told his wife, this person with whom I am close, we'll call them David and Erin, that he, J@ret and a few others were taking a surfing vacation in Thailand. Before they left, I'd asked David to take pictures, he said he would. I'd been been in Phuket when I was a teenager and enjoyed the beaches. To this day, he absolutely refuses to show me any pictures, gets defensive whenever I bring it up, whatever. I'm sure all they did was bang hookers in Pattaya.
kyle parker walked into a frat party and yelled out,"who is sucking kyle parkers dick tonight?" he then proceeded to leave with two dudes.
Tim Tebow walked into a frat party and yelled out "who's sucking Tim Tebow's dick tonight?" and the entire media spontaneously got down on their knees
This one time in college, my good friend Shithead (pronounced "Shuh-ted") told me this story about his cousins Orangejello and Lemonjello and their pet snake. They let the boa sleep in bed with them, and it started stretching out on the bed next to them. Their veterinarian, which happened to be a midget Jehovah's witness that their retarded younger brother thought was a leprechaun and stuffed in the closet on one occasion, told them that the snake was measuring them to see if he could eat them. Shithead used to tell this story all the time as a pick-up line, and would follow it up by asking "Who's sucking Shithead's dick tonight?" Multiple girls always got up and walked out with him. True Story.
In 2009 dabo swinney was bartending when a patron started to flirt with him. At the end of ye night the patron tipped dabo with his hotel address and room number. When dabo got there he saw the door was ajar and was hesitant to walk in. He reluctantly opened the door to see the naked man practicing his bat swing in the middle of the room. The man looked at dabo, leaned up against the wall and said,"don't be nervous. You're about to fuck Kyle Parker."
I really don't want to do any work today so I'm bumping this thread in the hope of some new stories that may follow