J Lo & Shakira share co-MVP award

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  1. TC

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    I loved the ass but yeah where's the rest of the visual elements. It was basically fireworks that you prob can't even see inside the stadium. Try riding a giant mechanical tiger like Katy Perry
     
  2. two

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    Shakira played guitar AND drums
     
  3. War Grundle

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    I mean it wasnt. There was a half naked woman on a stripper pole. You pretty much knew that is what she was going to do though so if you dont want them to watch dont have them around the television. I dont know what people were expecting from J-Lo and Shakira. They weren't asked to perform due to their singing ability.
     
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  4. Gritty Badger

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    lulzzzzzzzzzz

    the doucheness is off the charts with this one
     
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  5. War Grundle

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    They can sing ok but they aren't Keys, Adele or Lady Gaga. They are good looking, wear little clothing and can dance. That's their main appeal at this point.
     
  6. buy_dont_lease

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  7. Wu

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    more like NoNutty
     
  8. CF3234

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    funny thing about all the outrage is that both of them toned it down when it comes to the wardrobe. JLO covered more of her ass then any other performance ever. I don't even think the ass cleavage prob bet hit.
     
  9. TC

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    I've seen the double ass shake gif, now where's the one where JLo bends over and straight presents it to the camera
     
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  10. Lyrtch

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    20yo's getting brain damage for your entertainment - kid approved
     
  11. DaveGrohl

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    Y’all remember all the outrage from suburban moms over last year?

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    because I don’t
     
  12. HoosDaMan

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    Guess they longed for them to wheel Gloria Estefan out there one last time and her Miami Sound Machine
     
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  13. War Grundle

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    Seeing as a lot of kid's play the sport as well I don't see that as the same but I kind of see your point.
     
  14. bro

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    I too am curious about whether that prop hit
     
  15. Soup

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    The halftime show was not family friendly!!! I had to send my son to his room to play call of duty on his xbox until the show was over!!!
     
  16. NothingIsOT

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    J Balvin is top 3, if not, no. 1 in Latin music right now. Show some respect.
     
  17. IvanTheTerrible

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  18. BP

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    "Played" being used loosely
     
  19. bro

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    why do people keep calling the SB halftime show a "family show"
     
  20. Nelson

    Nelson Can somebody please get Ja Rhule on the phone
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    this is what cracks me up. Especially when the rest of the entertainment is violent and teams frequently pay people credibly accused of violent crimes millions of dollars to play a sport
     
  21. Wu

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    Neopuritanism is so tiresome
     
  22. Wu

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    Tagging marcus just because
     
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  23. Beeds07

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    Because these people doing this are a bunch of suburban moms whose last concert was NKOTB and dammit, you never saw Donnie Walhberg gyrating like that. Well that, and the performers are ridiculously attractive brown women in their 40s and 50s and they probably all look like Pillsbury doughboys.
     
  24. Bankz

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    I think you are talking about the guy who came out with Shakira. That's Bad Bunny. The artist who came out with JLo was J. Balvin. Both guys are awesome and I was really glad that they included legit reggaeton stars to join them and not fucking Pitbull
     
  25. bro

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    Pitbull not being there was a surprise, but it would have been not good and too predictable. Plus, he'd want to do an entire song or two.

    I know those guys, but have no idea how popular they are with the latin/hispanic community. I assume they are very popular and thus I just kinda went along with their inclusion.
     
  26. steamengine

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  27. bro

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    I'm disappointed in Pepsi!
     
  28. Truman

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    Soooooo close to the grandson on my lap

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  29. LuPoor

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    This is clownishness of the highest degree
     
  30. Festus McBadass

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    Bad Bunny are J. Balvin are 1 and 2 right now in popularity in reggaeton.

    Was cool the Shakira (Colombian) was with Bad Bunny (Puerto Rican) and JLo (Puerto Rican) was with J. Balvin (Colombian).

    Was kinda surprised after they both came out that they didn’t do part of one of their songs together.
     
  31. NothingIsOT

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    To add onto you:
    Theyre the two guys featured on that cardi Bs song I like it like that.

    It’s the Super Bowl in Miami. Let Miami express itself. Outside of bringing out Ozuna or Romeo Santos, I’m not sure there’s a better fit than J Balvin or Bad Bunny right now. I get JLo and Shakira are great cultural fits as front people, but those guys are true expression of current Latin music. I’d invite anyone to give their music a try.
     
  32. bro

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    I figured both were, I knew Bad Bunny was one of them.

    Like I said, I got it and was generally all for it. Loved the entire performance
     
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  33. oldberg

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    Keep posting the outrages
     
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  34. Houndster

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    I like their butts
     
  35. Festus McBadass

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  37. steamengine

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    I listen to this stuff all the time since I got back from Colombia. It’s addicting.
     
  38. The Banks

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    This man cannot lie
     
  39. Beeds07

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    Holy shit at the comments.

     
  40. Festus McBadass

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    Yeah I got into it when I was living in Medellin in 2018. Since I’ve been back I really still only listen to reggaeton. Hell I have more Spanish music stations preset in my car than I do English music stations
     
  41. Shiggityshwo

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    :roll:
     
  42. Festus McBadass

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  43. Bankz

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    Because she did poll dancing its somehow promoting sex trafficking? The leap is outstanding. So many stupid humans in this country. Wish would could fix the education system.
     
  44. bro

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    being sexy = promotion of sex trafficking.

    what a leap!
     
  45. TC

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    If they got sex trafficked after that Bankz it's basically on them. Can't expect men to control themselves when loose vag is being flaunted
     
  46. The Banks

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    We should probably stop cutting its funding. Too many Karens out there
     
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  47. Bruce Bowen

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    UGH WHAT IS THIS SMUT, GET IT OUT OF MY NFL!!1!
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    See just as much if not more ass and titties on any given Sunday