J Lo & Shakira share co-MVP award

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  1. TC

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    Football is literally violent meatheads kicking each other's ass. If that's how you entertain your family don't get mad when some of the seedier aspects manifest themselves
     
  2. Crepeswithasmile

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    :banderas:
     
  3. Wu

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    JLo and Shakira can segue this riveting SB performance for a family friendly venue like Chuck-E-Cheese
     
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    Your gym does sex trafficking? What's the member fee?
     
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  5. TC

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    I bet this discussion will go a lot differently next year when boomer America is again confronted with an act from the contemporary pop charts!
     
  6. TC

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    "We went down to the football stadium for some family entertainment. Can you believe there were men there drinking 24 oz cans of beer and threatening each other with physical altercations? Little Johnny doesn't need to see that. We're just here for some clean football"
     
  7. bro

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    family entertainment!!!
     
  8. LuPoor

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  10. TimJimothy

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    Seems more like Gen Y and Gen X ladies to me. Not sure how many boomers made it to halftime.
     
  11. Celemo

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    2020 is a month in and we finally get a NKOTB reset...what a time to be alive
     
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  12. Beeds07

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    Definitey Gen X
     
  13. Beeds07

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    It's probably been posted but the irony of people who watch men play a game that takes years off their lives getting mad at a little sexuality is the Evangelical brand.
     
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  14. The Banks

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    Millennials grew up with J Lo and Shakira, it was definitely Gen X and Boomers that were all up in arms.
     
  15. War Grundle

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    The younger Gen X did as well. I was born in 1980 and they were both popular. If you dont want them watching just turn the channel or have them watch something else. Its not hard.
     
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  16. bro

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    ya, I am confused by anyone who knew anything about Shakira not expecting this time of performance. It is what she does/celebrates
     
  17. Daniel Ocean

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    Jesus fucking Christ. You’re being a huge douche. Both are talented performers and Shakira has a great voice especially in Spanish.
     
  18. Daniel Ocean

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    I hope you’re joking with this post because if not this a dumb take.
     
  19. Beeds07

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    Watching :airquote:Evangelical Karens:airquote: Twitter want to talk to the NLFs managers is something to see.
     
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  20. ohbluefan

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    I like to think both women were battling for a chance with my penis last night and I think Shakira won...
     
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  21. *DIESEL*

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    This reply is perfection

     
  22. CUtigers86

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    Right? Couldn’t tell if this was a joke or not.
     
  23. Why?Pokes

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    Shakira is very well-respected as a musician, but even her most loyal fans would admit there’s a certain sex-appeal to her shows. Her most famous song is a meta-commentary about the world’s obsession with her belly dancing.

    Lopez is an actor masquerading as a singer, a categorically weak vocalist, and not-so coincidentally hasn’t had a hit single since MTV used to pimp her dance videos. She’s been known her whole career for performances that are largely centered around provocative costumes and elaborate choreography. Which is great for her and fine in general, but it’s definitely her niche.

    I don’t think there’s anything specifically wrong with using sex appeal and dance in halftime shows, but it’s a little disingenuous to suggest that people are tuning into J-Lo suspended twenty-feet in the air on a stripper pole wearing a booty-cheek half-thong “for the music.” That’s like saying you use to read Playboy for the articles with a straight face.
     
  24. Why?Pokes

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    It is the definitive measuring stick of mass appeal and most watched show in American culture. I thought the halftime show was fine, but it’s hard to argue it isn’t family programming.
     
  25. bro

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    It isn’t that hard to argue. Go back and watch the last 15 halftime shows. Come the hell on
     
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  27. NothingIsOT

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    Shakiras most recent music hasn’t been as sexual. Her hit bicicleta did well without any sexual scenes. But you’re right, mainstream America doesn’t have an appeal for Spanish lyrics without some sex appeal.

    I mean are you arguing that you’d prefer to see Romeo Santos and Nicky Jam out there? Those two ladies are one of like four Latin singers that made it into mainstream America. It’s the best you’re going to get that celebrates Miami’s Latin culture without middle America going who are these people. Who exactly would be a better fit that actually celebrates Miami’s history and culture?
     
  28. racer

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    Shakira was Mahomes to J-Lo’s Jimmy G
     
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  29. Why?Pokes

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    You mean all those mega-hit artists they trotted onstage to the backdrop of zillions of dollars in corporate sponsorships and advertising?

    Totally bro. We all know if there’s one thing the Super Bowl hates, it’s a really fucking big audience.
     
  30. Gert B Frobe

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  31. Why?Pokes

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    I think Shakira was a good pick, and JLo was fine too. Personally I didn’t have any problems w the show. Just stating the obvious that it was meant to be somewhat erotic.
     
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  32. Homo Erectus

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    They wanted something that people would watch. You dont see great music since its usually not live. Women shaking their asses succeed.
     
  33. Daniel Ocean

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    You went on this rant because? I think we kind of agree. Shakira has a great voice unfortunately it doesn’t translate when she sings in English. If you are fluent in Spanish (not make an assumption that you are or aren’t) listen to some of her early work. Jlo is an entertainer and last night was entertaining. To say it’s not at all about sex appeal would be dumb but to say that’s all it’s about would be just as dumb. Here is a couple of songs from Shakira’s first album. You might or might it be able to appreciate her vocals without understanding the language. She is a talented as she sexy.



     
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  34. EdmondDantes

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    Shakira is the GOAT for me.
     
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  35. wstrojan

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    shes going down with Susanna Hoffs as the best looking singers of all time
     
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  36. The Banks

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    Not even close to being true unless you are talking about a specific demographic of Americans.
     
  37. Wu

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    Rational human being: man JLo and Shakira are both amazing, let’s just enjoy them gracing our television screens at the same time and not be pedantic about it afterwards

    large, standoffish group of unfriendly men: bet
     
  38. Gambler

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    You should fuck both of them just to make sure.
     
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  39. Daniel Ocean

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    FWIW all I am saying is Shakira is both sexy AF and a talented musician/singer.
     
  40. Why?Pokes

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    Hips Don’t Lie is her most downloaded song ever and most charted song woldwide.
     
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  41. Mr Bulldops

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    I would never have imagined a world where J-Lo would lose a booty battle but yet here we are
     
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  42. AndyCap

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    How in the fuck did this thread turn into a place where some are shitting on Shakira and J Lo? Wtf is wrong with some of you? If it's not going to be a legitimately great artist, just shut up and enjoy the visuals/performance. It's clearly not (nor has it ever been) about the music and its all about entertainment. It's better than fucking Coldplay. :idk:
     
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  43. infected donkey

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    I personally wouldn’t want to fuck coldplay.
     
  44. NothingIsOT

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    She sounds the same in English and Spanish. She’s bilingual man. People that sound “different” aren’t comfortable in the other language.
     
  45. Daniel Ocean

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    no she doesn’t imo she sounds better in her native language. It’s not a weird thing to say she has an accent in English and that changes the way she sounds. She doesn’t have the same range and doesn’t hit the same notes in English that she does when she sings in Spanish. I’ve been a fan of hers for over 20 years.
     
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  46. Whiskers McSchitty

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    Maybe they'll try and f** you.
     
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  47. BP

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    Um... its TMB people regularly shit on perfect 10s here and have banged only the hottest of women in their lifetime.
     
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  48. Doc Louis

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    Are were at the part where we get to shit on people for acting like they listen to the music of JLo and Shakira on a regular basis?