Jags hire Urban Meyer

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  1. afb

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    check the next post boo
     
  2. Jack Parkman

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    I saw it but was weird you added him in the first place, I mean he’s coming as a position coach. I don’t think any Nole or cane jags fans care
     
  3. afb

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    that was more of a "even more UF coaches" thought, not that I dislike charlie
     
  4. Jack Parkman

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    The jags have been bad for so long I don’t think they care where a coach used to coach if it means they’ll win

    you’d care as a bills fan?
     
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  5. afb

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    I wouldn't want urban meyer as the bills coach if the bills were stuck in pre josh allen era
     
  6. Jack Parkman

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    Its been a decade since he coached vs FSU, release the hate
     
  7. afb

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    never
     
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  8. Hank Scorpio

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    Meyer would crush it with Josh Allen imo
     
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  9. afb

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    That’s not what I said...
     
  10. Hank Scorpio

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  11. Jack Parkman

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    That’s a good hire if it goes down
     
  12. MG2

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    Would also give a good interim option for when Urban quits for "health reasons" when they're 1-4 in year two

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  13. Jack Parkman

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  14. buckwild

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    Schlegel is a good guy/crazy mofo. I remember when he transferred to OSU, there were stories about how he would go boar hunting in Texas with only a knife.
     
  15. Jack Parkman

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    ...and he was working in radio?
     
  16. Duval

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    fuck yes
     
  17. buckwild

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    He's got a really good personality...crazy guy. He's been doing the morning show on Columbus sports radio with Bobby Carpenter for like six months. I think he just does it for shits and giggles...main job is running this company... http://thedifferenceusa.com/

    He was pretty much Marroti's right hand man at OSU for S&C until he left to start that company.
     
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    they got some nice shirts on there

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  20. Jimmy Mac

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    I’d like the list of strength and conditioning coaches who aren’t crazy people...those dudes aren’t wired right.
     
  21. Hank Scorpio

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  22. Jack Parkman

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  23. Jack Parkman

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    Doesn’t look like he will get Morris

     
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  24. Fusiontegra

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    For all the potential our offense shows with the possibility of a competent QB...the defense is equally as inept at all but a couple of positions. Can't be surprised about a top candidate not being super hyped to walk into the situation our defense presents currently.
     
  25. Jack Parkman

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  27. Why?Pokes

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    Oh no, they got rained on? And for three whole weeks!?! Fuck man I hope those guys are ok.
     
  28. Dr. Richard Cranium

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    Urban Meyer and Darrell Bevel seem like an odd match
     
  29. Jack Parkman

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  30. Fran Tarkenton

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    Urban got his bag man

     
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  31. Jack Parkman

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    Assuming he didn’t end up hiring strong?
     
  32. DuffandMuff

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    There’s daily afternoon thunderstorms and practices were routinely delayed or canceled due to safety precautions. The indoor was badly needed.
     
  33. Jack Parkman

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    yeah Miami got the “saban bubble” about 15 years ago since so many of our practices were affected by the weather
     
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  34. Jack Parkman

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  35. BudKilmer

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    So Urban hired Bevell and Schottenheimer?

    #Pray4Trevor
     
  36. Big Meech

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    :smuggyurban:
     
  37. Jack Parkman

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    #Pray4Trevor
     
  39. Lyrtch

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    meyer is hilariously gross
     
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  40. bro

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    :roll:
    r u srs rite now
     
  41. Redav

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    Holy shit
     
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    So the real reason so many of our #Clemson Tigers posters are eager to become Jags fans finally comes out...
     
  43. TC

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    Cliffs?
     
  44. bro

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    google.com
     
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  45. dblplay1212

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    Ugh that's gross.
     
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  46. UncleJesse

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    Urban is going to get his ass whipped.
     
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  48. racer

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    I hope Chris Doyle gets his ass beat in the facility.
     
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  49. racer

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    Doyle got fired from Iowa after years of racist comments, policies, and hospitalizing players. He did it personally, but was also a patsy for Ferentz in relation to the overall program culture.