Jags hire Urban Meyer

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  1. Cornelius Suttree

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    Iowa's athletic department is toxic as heck
     
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  2. Dump

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  3. Jack Parkman

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    for the people who don’t want to watch the video

     
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  4. Jack Parkman

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  6. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

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    still not as bad of a hire as brian schottenheimer
     
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  7. LetItSoak

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    I am stunned that Urban is still a piece of shit. Most people really turn it around in their 50s
     
  8. Pelican

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  9. Handcuffed

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    the extent these franchises go to appease their young QBs is crazy
     
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  10. spagett

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    Haha holy shit I just saw the news on svp

    Urban, you slut
     
  11. —

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    Stadium band: Morgan Wallen
     
  12. spagett

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    Pretty sure Steve Alford did shady shit to a rape victim of Pierre Pierce or whatever his name was
     
  13. Charles DeMar

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    Just seems so unnecessary to bring all of this attention over a S&C guy

     
  14. Andy Reocho

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  15. Boo MFer!

    Boo MFer! Better than Burrow last year good.
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  16. Jack Parkman

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    Watch the vid boo
     
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  17. Redav

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    Wouldn't expect this from a guy who previously kept a domestic abuser on his staff
     
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  18. Boo MFer!

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    Wow what a hilarious guy Pablo Torre is!
     
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  19. laxjoe

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    Well ok there it is. Nothing more to see here
     
  20. laxjoe

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    Congrats on the big dicked QB Duvall
     
  21. soulfly

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    Darrell Bevell as OC and Brian Schottenheimer as pass game coordinator?

    r u srs rite now
     
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  22. Jack Parkman

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    “it’s Urbans offense”
     
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  23. zachary

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    glad texas dodged that bullet!
     
  24. Jack Parkman

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  25. Jack Parkman

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  26. ColeTrickle

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  27. Pelican

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  28. Whammy Business

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    Off to a great start, Urb.
     
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  29. Gunners

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    Weird from start to finish. Zach Smith's stuff was hidden so completely different but what is going on.
     
  30. IronLung

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    Urban managing to take negative attention away from the Texans front office is impressive
     
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  31. kennypowers

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  32. MG2

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    Statement would have been better if he ended it with...

    Just to make sure there is no confusion, the defensive coordinator we hired who once drunkenly drove naked through a Wendy's drive-thru, and was once fired for passing out drunk at a Subway, is still with us.
     
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  33. Handcuffed

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    the funniest possible conclusion
     
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  34. Gunners

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    Wait, what?
     
  35. MG2

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    11:30 PM on a Friday is some next level bad news dumping, though.
     
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  36. mb711

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    Pfffffffffftttttttttttttttttt
     
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  38. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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    :roll:
     
  39. Fusiontegra

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    Duuu...vaaallll...?
     
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  40. Saul Shabazz

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    I imagine the guy from :jagsfangoingwtfgif: saying this and its killing
     
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  41. CF3234

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    He’s been doing it for years
     
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  42. Duval

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  43. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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  44. Jack Parkman

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  45. Saul Shabazz

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    directly behind him, real life george costanza trying to justify things to his son:ded:
     
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  46. Gaknight

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    Feels like the Khan’s should be getting more scrutiny for agreeing to pay Doyle.
     
  47. Big Meech

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    Whoa whoa. Some stones shouldn’t be thrown.
     
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  48. Jack Parkman

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    They should have done more vetting? Did they not hear urban he’s known him for 20 years

    that’s not enough?
     
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    There are fewer things I enjoyed more in my youth than being pants shitting drunk and eating a meatball sub from subway. I won’t cast aspersions here friendo
     
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