Jags fire Urban Meyer

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  1. MG2

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    I can't believe Florio is still around and has the platform he does. No one has needed PFT for at least a decade since Twitter came around, and he's as unlikeable as any media person I can remember. Almost anyone else I can think of for that title went out of their way to troll people because they wanted to be disliked.
     
  2. Jack Parkman

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  3. dukebuckeye

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  5. dukebuckeye

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    12 minutes after the post, her account is still active.

    What a liar.
     
  6. UncleJesse

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  7. RockHardJawn39

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    She probably meant she was deleting the app off her phone. If she deleted her account no one would get to see her look-at-me goodbye post.
     
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  9. kennypowers

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    I feel like we are a very close to the “make gruden tell you no” tweet
     
  10. afb

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    Faith Family Football Flamingos must be some new window decal sticker white woman shit I dont know about
     
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    Sniffing out her burner account is gonna be easy and fun
     
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  12. UncleJesse

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  13. TC

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    Flamingos is a swinger thing iirc
     
  14. HotMic

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    She should have just said her fingers hurt too bad to continue tweeting, took a gig talking about social media on YouTube, and then came back on Instagram after a few months.
     
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  15. TC

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    flaXingo
     
  16. SugarShaun

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  17. zeberdee

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    isn't it just NBC propping him up at this point?
     
  18. MG2

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    Pretty much. He's basically their version of what Finebaum is for ESPN CFB.
     
  19. zeberdee

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    yea I've heard this too. I always thought it was mostly a joke, but flamingos in the front yard mean you're ready to swing. pineapples too (they might need to be upsidedown, I forget).

    these are the types of awkward conversations you suffer through when hanging with couples you meet through your children.
     
  20. jrmy

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    Urb seems like an A&M guy
     
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  21. Sean Connery

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    I love watching people rip on Florio by commenting or retweeting him, then seeing that Florio blocked them.

    Bruce Arians went after Florio when he wrote a story about Bucs players wearing wristbands in training camp that signified their vaccination status. Florio did nothing but whine in response.
     
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  22. CF3234

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    Upside down pineapple in a shopping cart is a sign you are looking for someone to swing with. So is a gold bracelet around the ankle.

    /Things you learn getting a haircut
     
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  23. Upton^2

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  24. El Tiburon

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    Shelley just understands how the recruiting game works. Urbs is 100% committed but is still taking visits and will soon release a top 15.
     
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  25. jrmy

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    you lyin
     
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  26. El Tiburon

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    I always assumed someone flopping their wiener out at the dinner table was an invitation to swing. It’s just nobody has taken me up on it yet.
     
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    Hey what’s up El Tiburon ? Hey man, I’ve been meaning to ask you for awhile now if you wanted to go grab a bite to eat and talk sports sometime? Let me know!
     
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  28. b7

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    I am here for any Mike Florio hate.

    The ultimate worst was when he had his days with out arrest calendar.
     
  29. afb

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    i'm happy to have never been invited over to the Tiburon household for dinner
     
  30. ned's head

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    posting goodbye messages on social media is a 100% accurate predictor of being a shithead
     
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  31. Bruce Bowen

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    YES bring back Jeff Fisher!
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  32. Prospector

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    I Little Rock it is those black silicone wedding bands worn on your right hand ring finger. That's what a friend told my bff
     
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    Pfffft they don't have sex
     
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  35. High Cotton

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    Spinner Shells is a great nickname for a swinger.
     
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  36. afb

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    3noles didnt imply shelley had sex with urban

    #flamingos
     
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  37. BudKilmer

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    not with each other but I’d imagine they both have a lot of sex
     
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  38. TC

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    Nothing threatening here, I’m just a flamin-gah.

    Oh, is that your child? I’m gonna RIP OUT ITS MUTHAFUCKIN EYEBALL!

     
  39. Boo MFer!

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  41. Tobias

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    fisher needs one more loss to set the all time mark please get him that record
     
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  42. letan

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    Not to keep throwing out urban and Shelley sighting stories but saw ole Shelley out another time during brunch and she had a flamingo shirt on that said ‘I don’t give a flock.’ Thought it was pretty funny tbh
     
  43. Boo MFer!

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    Find someone who loves you as much as Shells loves flamingos.
     
  44. afb

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    Google tells me the term for flamingos is “flamboyance”.

    So that shirt sounds just about right for Shelley.
     
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  45. steamengine

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    I’ve got three words for you that still ring out in Duval County

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  46. Fusiontegra

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    I couldn't hate this post more.
     
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  48. steamengine

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    His last two tweets are wishing Clarence Thomas a happy birthday and retweeting a Dinesh D’Souza article.
     
  49. Boo MFer!

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    What if it also mentioned Luke Del Rio?
     
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