Jags hire Urban Meyer

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  1. IrishLAX2

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    Just using a financial advisor that’s he’s had for years. No agent.
     
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  2. CF3234

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    He’s going to run into the Saban problem of not being able to draft 25 1st/2nd round picks every year.
     
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  3. Hank Scorpio

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  4. dblplay1212

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  5. Pelican

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    Everything I've heard is that Urban is probably taking the job.
     
  6. IrishLAX2

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    ND fans already building the Saban-esque comeback narrative. This just had to happen.
     
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  7. Butthead

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    I encourage all job pursuits of his as long as they don't include USC
     
  8. Bricktop the white

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    he lasts 3 years and wins a total of 15 games

    screencap this post.
     
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  9. mp_22

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    He needs to go to USC
     
  10. dblplay1212

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    The Jags insistence on going after Florida relayed players/coaches got old a long time ago.
     
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  11. Big Meech

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    You actually think they are talking to Meyer because he coached at UF?
     
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  12. Sir Patrick Stewart

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    Not specifically. But I’m sure they realize they’d set season ticket sales records with the large UF chunk of their fan base. Not to mention, it also prob helps that he has a home in Florida and has chose to spend a lot of his time there. Less likely for him to pull the medical condition exit from a place he is comfortable with.
     
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  13. TC

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    If this follows the Saban track, whatever college hires him after this washout will hit the jackpot. Congrats Southern Cal/ND
     
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  14. Hank Scorpio

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    With how much losing affects his health, he very likely could stroke out by week 12 in his 1st season.
     
  15. Where Eagles Dare

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    You really are a big dummy
     
  16. Where Eagles Dare

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    Just be happy there isn't a UF DB available at #1.... But 33 :warn:
     
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  17. HurtsMcGoo

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    Total lock he picks Trevor over Justin?
     
  18. Hank Scorpio

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    Better hope somone drafts Kadarius Toney before then!
     
  19. kennypowers

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    Did any of his players at Ohio State commit any homicides, or was that exclusively a Florida thing?
     
  20. Harry Twatter

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    We won’t find out for a few years
     
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  21. dblplay1212

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    Do I think its the only reason? No. Do I think it is a plus for him when they are comparing coaches? Absolutely. Just look at the number of UF players they've drafted. It's not a coincidence.
     
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  22. HotMic

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    JUST MICHIGAN THE LAST TWO DECADES BOOM ROASTED
     
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  23. Boo MFer!

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  24. sc_chant

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    I know another former coach that failed in the NFL and came back to college and had success at a different school!
     
  25. Boo MFer!

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    Of course. How could we forget Dennis Erickson?!
     
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  26. repoocs

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    Does said coach enjoy Crown Royal, speak with a heavy lisp and probably own an extensive collection of MAGA hats?
     
  27. Detlef Schrempf

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    I think you meant June Jones.
     
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  29. Jack Parkman

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    Rumors that the jags owner is going to give him full control

    oh those poor nole/jags fans who have hated CUM for so long...
     
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  30. Big Meech

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    Most UF fans hate home. They’ll set season ticket sales records because of TL.
     
  31. Big Meech

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    Yeah. Actually it is. They aren’t drafting UF fans to attract UF fans. This isn’t some sort of DBL fantasy football.
     
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  32. Big Meech

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    Your fascination with me is disturbing. Just put me on ignore and stop replying to every one of my posts.
     
  33. Where Eagles Dare

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    Man uses reply feature on TMB....

    "UR OBSESSED WITH ME"
     
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  34. Big Meech

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    Fucking weirdo
     
  35. ButchCassidy

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    Stay away from our staff, Urban!
     
  36. dblplay1212

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    Of their last 15 1st round picks, 5 of them have been from UF. Just a coincidence.
     
  37. Big Meech

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    Lamping runs the business and is in charge of ticket sales. GM selects the players. Lamping has close to zero interaction with the GM and football operations. Not sure if Weaver had the same set up.
     
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  38. Sir Patrick Stewart

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    TL is a given. But why not have an extra ace up your sleeve? That said, I would bet that Meyer alone without the draw of TL would still set records. Gators fans or not. So the two together is def the biggest buzz the Jags could ever hope for.
     
  39. Boo MFer!

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    Outside of Taven Bryan, each of those picks made sense.
     
  40. ned's head

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    Is that a thing? I thought your weird fanbase were the only ones to allow something from the college game to impact pro fandom.

    I'd take CUM anywhere if his heart could give me a few years
     
  41. dblplay1212

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    Since 2007, UF has had 18 1st round picks.

    The Jags have drafted 5 of them.

    Jsut a coincidence.
     
  42. Jack Parkman

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    definitely is a thing
     
  43. Big Meech

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    I mean, I’m telling you how the team is organized. You can hit copy/paste all you want.
     
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  44. Big Meech

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    I get it but I really don’t think Urban being a former UF head coach is the driver. More because Urban has been successful everywhere.
     
  45. Jack Parkman

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    I bet the jags season ticket sales exploded after they drafted Taven Bryan
     
  46. dblplay1212

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    I'm sure you have an intimate knowledge of every correspondence from owner to president to GM.
     
  47. Big Meech

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    I’ve asked Lamping how involved he is in the draft so, yeah, probably a little more intimate knowledge than what you’ve gathered.
     
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  48. dblplay1212

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    I'm sure he's going to tell you their entire inner workings.

    Again, 5 of the last 15 have come from 1 school. 5 of that school's last 18 1st round picks. If you choose chalk that up to coincidence bc you asked Lamping and think he's going to open up about the inner workings to you, go for it.
     
  49. Big Meech

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    Alright guess you are going to die on this hill.
     
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  50. dblplay1212

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    I'm just laughing at you taking Lamping at his word on something like that as if he would really admit that. And hell he may not even know about it. Him saying he's not involved isn't some hard-core proof that it's just coincidence.