Jags hire Urban Meyer

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  1. 20/20/20/20

    20/20/20/20 running thru the house with a pickle in my mouth
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    I feel bad for Lawrence.
     
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  2. zeberdee

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    he'll be fine. he's lucky this is going so bad, so quickly. it will only set him back one year instead of three.
     
  3. soulfly

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    I really enjoy the fact that dbl's argument that the Jags are the worst franchise is predicated on when HE started rooting for the Jags about a decade ago :roll:
     
  4. OZ2

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    Oh my god dbl

    The NFC north has 3 teams that fucking LOATHE each other. The packers fucking hate the bears who fucking hate the packers who fucking can’t stand the Vikings. Every team just despises the other.

    The only damn thing all 3 agree on is they feel sorry for the Lions. Like, I openly root for them in every game that isn’t against the Packers or actively could make us miss the playoffs.

    You simply don’t get divisional rivals that feel that way but the Lions have been so god damn awful forever that is how the fan bases within the division feel for them.
     
  5. MG2

    MG2 I like to give away joy for free
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    I don't think he's trying to save his job right now. I think he's trying to get the media and fans off his back by blaming everyone else for the problems because, in his head (I'm guessing), he doesn't think anyone would ever fire him so he doesn't have to worry about it.

    I'm not saying it's a smart strategy. It's a horrible one. But he's never been in a situation like this before and clearly doesn't know how to handle it.
     
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  6. BudKilmer

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  7. OZ2

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    Detroit had a season where their stadium was juiced for a game because they saw what they assumed was PROGRESS.

    Aaron Rodgers then got a bogus facemask and then uncorked one of the most unfathomable hail Mary’s ever.

    No team knows misery like Lions fans. It’s not even close tbh.
     
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  8. BudKilmer

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    :roll: I forgot about this. Which player was it and what did the reporter quote
     
  9. Jack Parkman

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    deonte Thompson

    Thompson, addressing the difference between new quarterback John Brantley and former QB Tim Tebow, was quoted as saying Brantley was "a real quarterback”

    "You never know with Tim. You can bolt, you think he's running, but he'll come up and pass it to you. You just have to be ready at all times. With Brantley, everything's with rhythm, time. You know what I mean, a real quarterback."

    While Fowler was not the only reporter to use the quote, he became a target for Meyer, who approached him after practice, pointed a finger at him and, in front of 15-20 reporters, threatened to ban Fowler and the Sentinel from football practices. Players and coaches are off-limits to the media until further notice.
     
  10. Nole96SC

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  11. yaywaffles

    yaywaffles suck my flaps you piece of shit
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    i don't remember it ever really being an issue at ohio state. losing is breaking his brain
     
  12. TC

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    "YES OR NO."
     
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  13. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    I'm old but still breathing, Beeds07 .

    Feel free to use me as a measuring stick for Lions' suckitude. I watched most of it.
     
  14. Aurelius

    Aurelius This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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    "You're a bad guy" - Urban Meyer
     
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  15. racer

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  16. dblplay1212

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    This was the original post that started it all. The mention of the Texans, WFT, and Colts made me assume we were talking about now/recent, not over the last 100 years. Over the last decade, the Lions have 50% more wins than the Jags and 3x the playoff appearances. That's how bad the Jags have been. Only the Browns are close to the Jags over that stretch and they are good now.
     
  17. Fran Tarkenton

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    this entire venture reeks of him wanting a pay day

    like for generational(s) wealth
     
  18. Beeds07

    Beeds07 Bitch, it's Saturday
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    I am likely in the same range. Just trying to prop myself up by tearing someone else down
     
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  19. Doc Louis

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    My favorite thing about the Detroit Lions is that 1957 championship team and how it was one of the Madden all time moments that you got to replay in one of the Madden games
     
  20. kennypowers

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    Jesus fucking Christ
     
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  21. kennypowers

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    Like wtf even is this
     
  22. nofatchildren

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  23. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Urban cayman Nebraska every year from 2012-2018 and I'm truly sorry if someone already made that joke
     
  24. ~ taylor ~

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    The only possible name worse than Caymen Nebraska is Put-in-Bay Ohio.
     
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  25. dblplay1212

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  26. DeToxRox

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    Yeah but Shelley could just be threatening her because the girls vaccinated
     
  27. OZ2

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    the thing is, I believe it
     
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  28. RalfBully

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    Tron is a known troll, but I want this to be true. And get leaked texts/video
     
  29. Willpépé

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    That Jags kick just cemented the lions place as the worst team of all time.
     
  30. OZ2

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    a troll, but a bit of a connected troll with his platform. Would be hilarious
     
  31. CaneKnight

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  32. DetroitNole

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    Was that ever in question
     
  33. Jimmy Mac

    Jimmy Mac I can’t dance but I can throw the pill
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    These bar hoes in London better buckle up, we saw what Urban did for losses…..
     
  34. kennypowers

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    The Dublin Dad will be loose tonight for sure
     
  35. Fudd

    Fudd Au revoir, Shoshanna!
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    Corch Urban has won the team's trust back nothing to see here guys
     
  36. Willpépé

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    Just start reading the thread today?
     
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  37. TC

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    A couple days with no new negative press? Wtf is this
     
  38. Goose

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    Winning cures everything baby!
     
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  39. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    Well?
     
  40. orangebl00d

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  41. DeToxRox

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    Geno Smith is currently 14/14 against the Jags
     
  42. dblplay1212

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    Weird to see a HC without a headset during a game.
     
  43. DeToxRox

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    He picked up a thing or two from Brady Hoke
     
  44. kennypowers

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    You think your team is poorly coached, but is it back to back 12 men on the field poorly coached?
     
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  46. kennypowers

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    It’s not possible to look less prepared as a team than the jags did today, and that’s after a bye week.
     
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  47. soulfly

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    You sure about that? :laugh:
     
  48. joey jo-jo jr shabadoo

    joey jo-jo jr shabadoo you know for me, the action is the juice

    kicking the xp to keep it a 3 score game is some high level nincompoopery
     
  49. lfriend

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    I'm fully convinced be he will be named the new USC Head Coach in a few months.