Jags hire Urban Meyer

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  1. Big Meech

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    This is DBL dying on a hill in real time.

    I know him fairly well so, yes, I am pretty sure he’s telling me the truth, but carry on.
     
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  2. Harry Twatter

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    But the real question is, does CUM and TL give the Londoners a boner?
     
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  3. Sir Patrick Stewart

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    I’d guess name recognition is the best way to shuck their corn.
     
  4. Boo MFer!

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    He’s died on worse hills.
     
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  5. Corch

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    I hope this happens. Get Shelley the fuck out of Columbus and it'll probably fail spectacularly
     
  6. MG2

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    As a Urban hater, I wanted him to coach the Lions. Either he turns them around and I'm happy, or he fails miserably and I get to watch him be miserable before he inevitably resigns before the end of year 2.
     
  7. Jay Jay Okocha

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    Are Pete Carroll, Jimmy Johnson and Barry Switzer the only coaches to win a National Championship and Super Bowl? I’d edge JJ over Carroll for better personally but can see arguments for either. Winning with two college programmes and a NFL team would be unprecedented.

    Good chance for Meyer to boost his overall legacy. He’ll never get near Saban in college terms so this is his chance.

    Jags are a good option when you look at it. AFC South is a good division to be over the next 2-3 years imo.
     
  8. Jack Parkman

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    Here we go..

     
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  9. TC

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    Back to last page discussion -- Panthers get UNC players to try and sell tix
     
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  10. Jack Parkman

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    I for one am hoping the jags draft Marco Wilson
     
  11. kennypowers

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    Tyfys this year Doug, and keeping Todd Wash around long enough to secure the #1 pick.
     
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  12. Jack Parkman

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  13. dtx

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    mullen to the jags

    urban to the jets to coach fields
     
  14. Fusiontegra

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    I mean, he kind of has to say that since it looks shitty on him if he's been talking to another coach before the season is even over and they've only just parted ways with Marrone. Whether it's Urban or anyone.
     
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  15. Jack Parkman

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    Now we’re talkin!
     
  16. Jack Parkman

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    it never works out poorly when you openly flirt with another head coach while you already have one

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  17. electronic

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    Who wouldn’t want to sign up for this?

     
  18. Big Meech

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    He later clarified to say that he just wants to be involved with who gets contract extensions and other issues like that.
     
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  20. dblplay1212

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    :laugh:
     
  21. TC

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    Meyer releases list of demands
     
  22. zeberdee

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    do you think that's a crazy number or something?
     
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  23. Jack Parkman

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    He won’t be getting any of dblCUM’s money!
     
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  24. Boo MFer!

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    Just imagine the losses in concessions!
     
  25. dblplay1212

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    I do. He'd be the highest paid coach in the NFL. In the big picture a few million more for the guy you want isn't a huge deal but that doesn't change my opinion that he shouldn't be the highest paid HC in the league.
     
  26. Jack Parkman

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    you want urban out of retirement

    you gotta pay for it
     
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  27. TC

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    How about go out there and get Johnny Headset for 6.5mm like every other team
     
  28. Fusiontegra

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    I like the possibilities for Urban, would love to see him succeed in Jax, but what ground does he have to stand on for the demand, if the report is true?
     
  29. zeberdee

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    it's right in line with what the top guys get.

    it took $100M to get Gruden back into coaching. if you think Meyer is going to take an NFL job for some mid-level salary you're being naive.
     
  30. zeberdee

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    the ground for the demand is that he is the person in demand. either pay him or don't. he's not asking them if he can coach the Jaguars.
     
  31. MG2

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    Do we know what all the coaches in the league make? Is there a link for this?
     
  32. zeberdee

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  33. Fidelio

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    with a 3 year max
     
  34. TC

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    Shad reading Urban's asking price
     
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  35. Jack Parkman

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  36. dtx

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    they could probably hire mullen for cheaper
     
  37. Jack Parkman

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    it’s gonna happen

    the urban stuff is just a smokescreen
     
  38. TC

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    Dabo will have to go up soon. NFL coaches are starting to catch him
     
  39. steamengine

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    Wow, I had no idea. That’s wild.
     
  40. dtx

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    dan quinn made 8 mil lmao
     
  41. Pelican

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    money well spent!
     
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  42. duc15

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    Being an NFL coach sounds sooooooo much better than being a college coach. Higher pay, no recruiting, no boosters and alumni.
     
  43. TC

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    Gotta sleep in your office though
     
  44. Jack Parkman

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    with the portal now you’ve gotta recruit your current players too
     
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  45. MG2

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    It used to be that the NFL was where you got fired after a few years, and college was where you could be for a long time. That's not really the case anymore.

    Also, and I'm thinking of Harbaugh specifically here, it would probably be nice if not everyone knew exactly how much money you were making. Or, at the very least, that fewer people cared.
     
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  46. Chipper>Jeter

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  47. Cornelius Suttree

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    I don't think you added enough o's. Not having to jump through hoops because of NCAA rules. Being able to actually develop players because you're allowed to spend more than 20 hours a week with guys in season. Not worrying about guys meeting academic eligibility requirements. Etc
     
  48. TC

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    What if you want to mold young men?
     
  49. Cornelius Suttree

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    Lol leaders of men

    Not having to deal with boosters or the running of the gumps types would probably be the best difference. Can't imagine how much it would suck to be coach at a school like Bama or Texas
     
  50. Harry Twatter

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    Pretty crazy. And not doubting his college resume, but he’s won as many NFL games as I have. We’ve seen college coaches make this jump before and crash and burn. $12M for a first time NFL coach seems absurd.
     
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