Jalen Hurts, the biggest free agent in CFB history

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  1. Jack Parkman

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    For those following at home

     
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  2. Corch

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    Yeah but those guys were good in college?
     
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  3. Muddy Badger

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    I’m already following this at home, why do I need the update from you?
     
  4. Jack Parkman

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    So this is what blockbuster video felt like :tebow:
     
  5. MA

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    He's better than Haskins.
     
  6. Goose

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    Your moms better than Haskins
     
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  7. BrickTamland

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    I’d enter her portal (if you know what I’m saying.)
    sex
     
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  8. Jack Parkman

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    Enos to Miami has to make them the favorites right?


     
  9. southlick

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  10. Doc Louis

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    He's no Star Jackson.
     
  11. southlick

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  12. 941Gator

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    “You see all these basketball fans? At least some of them also like football.”
     
  13. * J Y *

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    Hurts needs to be in the right spot. He would absolutely kill it in Herman’s offense. Ask him to run the air raid at OU? Lol I would love to see it.
     
  14. devine

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    I would like to officially remove West Virginia’s name from the Jalen hurts lottery. We no longer have interest. Thank you
     
  15. Muddy Badger

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    I’m respecting your decision
     
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  16. Gunners

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    You probably believe this
     
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  17. IHHH

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    Jesus, lol
     
  18. devine

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    Thank you
     
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  19. Boo MFer!

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    Will you be granting interviews?
     
  20. devine

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    No
     
  21. MA

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    Wholeheartedly.
     
  22. Boo MFer!

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    You just answered the first question of my interview, so this is false.
     
  23. devine

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    Seeing you resort to gotcha journalism is why you’ll never be a capital j like myself
     
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  24. Boo MFer!

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    More like GOT ‘EEEEEEEM! journalism. Lol.
     
  25. Corch

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    Number of times benched this season:

    Tua: 2
    Haskins: 0
     
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  26. MA

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    What does Tua getting benched have to do with Hurts being better than Haskins?
     
  27. Corch

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    I misread.

    I'm taking my lap.
     
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  28. Gunners

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    You're taking a lap for a dumbass that says Hurts is better than Haskins, you've gotten weak
     
  29. Gunners

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    Can't wait till Fields buttfucks checkdown Tua in the playoffs next year, if checkdown Tua is even healthy enough to play
     
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  30. Corch

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    No one really believes Jalen Hurts is better than Dwayne
     
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  31. MA

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    Hurts has a better completion percentage, Y/A, and rating.
     
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  33. Doc Louis

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    "hey let's go grab a slice of ledo pizza. Trust me Jalen the idea just came to me"
     
  34. -Prime-

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    Didn't Lincoln tell Rattler that he was not taking any QB transfers?
     
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  35. * J Y *

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    Hes going to OU.
     
  36. * J Y *

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  37. Jack Parkman

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  38. IHHH

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    If he goes to Miami over Oklahoma i would question his decision making. No offense to Miami, miami would make sense over many schools but not oklahoma
     
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  39. Goose

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    There’s a lot more to do in Miami than Norman
     
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  40. tylerdolphin

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    I don't know what Oklahomas qb situation is next year, but at Miami he's gonna walk in and have a 95% chance of starting unless Jarren Williams makes major strides.
     
  41. gus_chiggins

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    Yeah, Lincoln Riley's offense doesn't really fit Jalen's skill set
     
  42. IHHH

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    What offense does? Navy?
     
  43. IHHH

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    That’s true, both teams are a pretty good choice I would say but Oklahoma tends to find ways to have good offenses every year.
     
  44. gus_chiggins

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    Honestly? Auburn
     
  45. * J Y *

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    He would do well in this offense we are running with Ehlinger.
     
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  46. Walt Disney

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    That seems like a perfect fit

    Don’t think he’s that much better than Ehlinger though
     
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  47. TeeDee

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    Miami makes more sense. Going to OU, losing the job to a freshman and sitting on the bench at OU instead of Bama makes zero sense.
     
  48. Trop

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    Have you ever been to Miami Beach? Specifically South Beach?



    I don't know why any teenage D-1 recruit goes anywhere other than miami.
     
  49. IHHH

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    Because they don’t have any money to enjoy south beach. And nobody cares about the hurricanes in south beach.

    Also football wise it looks a lot better in Oklahoma right now