Jalen Hurts transfers to Oklahoma

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  1. Soup

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    Lol what's difficult about it?

    Never mind, I get it now
     
  2. JonathanCoachman

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    What’s the point of winning the Championship when it’ll be Mike Pence and ourdorves at next years White House visit?
     
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    Can anyone in the SEC besides Mullen?
     
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  4. TheFreak55

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    Do better? Plenty wrong with Auburn and you’re going on about this? Look in the mirror on that do better shit
     
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  7. The Real Roy Williams

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    I'm stoked personally. I don't know how soon he will adapt to the OU system but Riley is a QB whisperer and Hurts has talent. I think he can excel here.
     
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  8. PCH

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    Plus, you aren't even the best team in your own state.
     
  9. PCH

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    You're in for a big surprise.
     
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  11. TheFreak55

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    I’m mad? You just double replied to me, shut up piss mouth
     
  12. Soup

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    He'll be throwing to Lamb, Wease, Rambo, Calcaterra, Hazelwood, Bridges, Stogner

    He'll be just fine.
     
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    delicious

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  14. The Real Roy Williams

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    Piss mouth. That's a good one. I might use that in real life. Actually next time one of my friends says some bullshit I'm going to that.
     
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    Lol you're shook. Piss mouth?!?! Hahahahahah
     
  16. TheFreak55

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    You come across as someone that pays overweight prostitutes to piss on you
     
  17. PCH

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    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha shook!


    Hey, I'm now the one always up in the nsfw random thoughts thread actin thirsty, but you do you playa
     
  18. TheFreak55

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    Nice edit: if you aren't in there how do you know where I'm at
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  19. Fidelio

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    So I guess rattler will transfer next season after Riley goes to the league
     
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  21. PCH

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    I looked at your posts?

    Shook.
     
  22. The Real Roy Williams

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    What's with all the pee stuff? :idk:
     
  23. TheFreak55

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    You shut your mouth with that talk.
     
  25. bro

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    same reason Tate went to Miami
     
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    Hey sure thing, Mike. Thanks for the inside scoop!

    farrell_original.jpg
     
  27. gus_chiggins

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    Any way that [​IMG] can be changed to :trop:
     
  28. Jax Teller

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    Going off what Hurts has said publically I think ol Mike might be full of shit.
     
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    That makes sense why he didn’t look at UF since were gonna beat them before the playoff
     
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    farrell is the fucking worst. moron of the highest order
     
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    Hurts comes across as a genuinely good dude.

     
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    I like this narrative that jalen hurts is a good QB. Texas will make his ass quit, Georgia style.
     
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    Oh no guys watch out big bad Texas is on the loose
     
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    we’re back
     
  37. dahldennsull

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    everytime he does one of his 3-point stance articles, this picture gets brutally mocked on the OU board for obvious reasons.

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  38. Jax Teller

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    Hurts is gonna have a field day against them.
     
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  41. This obviously gives the AV crew in Norman the time they need to iron out an entirely not clever rattlesnake/Rattler jumbotron mash up that OU fans are sure to love.

    The question is: will they have enough time to iron out an entirely not clever John Cougar/Jalen Hurts jumbotron mashup that OU fans are sure to love?

    This and more in this week's 3-point stance
     
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    Can you be more specific? There's a good five or so things that jump out to me about this worth mocking
     
  43. dahldennsull

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    exactly. just the whole thing is golden.
     
  44. devine

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    Is he even going to start
     
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    what a moment!
     
  46. dahldennsull

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    yes. Is Kendall?
     
  47. devine

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    Yeah
     
  48. Jack Parkman

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