Jalen Hurts transfers to Oklahoma

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  1. Snakes

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    i didn't realize it was still a competition
     
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  2. Jack Parkman

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    493 yards of offense tonight

    Ok start
     
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  3. Jack Parkman

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  4. Baseballman86

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    Let him get another 7 yards to tidy up that stat line
     
  5. ShuPoor

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  6. Lenin

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    He is not winning the Heisman
     
  7. ned's head

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    Good for him. Hope he gets himself a natty
     
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  8. ShuPoor

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    We can't currently rule it out
     
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    If you multiply this game by 12 it’s a compelling case. 72 total TDs would be worth the heisman imo.
     
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  10. ShuPoor

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    Thank you, Sex Fuckhead, i concur with your statistical analysis
     
  11. TeeDee

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    It's nice to see you guys giving a (former) Alabama guy a shot.
     
  12. —

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    My methods are a bit unconventional but my insights are quite powerful.
     
  13. TrustyPatches

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    Houston may be slightly worse on defense than everyone outside of Texas that Hurts faces.

    He’s also a damn good football player. He’s gonna have a hell of a year
     
  14. The Blackfish

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    He has one
     
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  16. The Blackfish

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    Jalen was the only QB Kiffin targeted in that recruiting class IIRC. He loves Jalen.
     
  17. Jack Parkman

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  18. The Real Roy Williams

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    880 passing yards and 373 rushing yards through 3 games. Not too shabby.
     
  19. TC

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    Who will transfer there next year?
     
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  20. ButchCassidy

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    Tathan.
     
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  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    Tate Martell
     
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  22. TC

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    – don’t swing and miss

    … especially not your third time
     
  23. GeneralPaton

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    Bentley but he will lose the job to Spencer Rattler
     
  24. TeeDee

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    Tathan or Bentley transferring there and winning the Heisman would really be amazing.
     
  25. PrinceWimbley

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    Taulia when Bryce Young comes to Bama :warn:
     
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  26. GeneralPaton

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    If he could pull that off, he’d have to be considered the best QB whisperer of all time
     
  27. TeeDee

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    Imagine the chump orgs that would draft either #1 overall after their Heisman season though. Riley single handedly fools golding major franchises.
     
  28. GeneralPaton

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    They’ve been fooled by much worse
     
  29. THF

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    You forget that he is heading right into conference play and on a direct path for those famous Big 12 Defenses...

    You know his stats might actually be better in conference play.
     
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  30. devine

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    Man the ending of this..

     
  31. dallasdawg

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    he can represent all he wants as long as he’s never the qb
     
  32. devine

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    This is disgusting
     
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  33. Tiffin

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  34. TrustyPatches

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    This shit fucked me up, man.

    Also, what an awful QB he was.
     
  35. ShuPoor

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    Guy's trash. He owes all of us who had to watch him an apology.
     
  36. dallasdawg

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    k
     
  37. Tiffin

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    I would love to see him in a Taysom Hill type roll for some team next year. I will always love that guy.
     
  38. BumpingNasties

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    He always seemed like a good kid, never complained (that I remember) when Tua took his spot. I don’t mean any disrespect but he isn’t a good qb and don’t really see him as a guy who can move positions.
     
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  40. bro

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    is OU gonna get that Houston transfer?
     
  41. The Guglia

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    This poster was adamant that Oklahoma should get rid of Venables and that he wasn’t a good DC.

    Yikes.
     
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  42. dallasdawg

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    yep i’m the only oklahoma fan to say that about the venables tenure, when it’s now clear that it wasn’t his fault. you have a hard-on for that and it’s petty as fuck

    also, ask any oklahoma fan if they liked jalen hurts. he literally tried to lose games, ou won down the stretch in spite of him. and that was one of the worst performances ever from an ou qb the other day. dude can kick rocks
     
  43. Bo Pelinis

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    Lot of sick people here!
     
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  44. GunBuns

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    The holocaust is the closest comparison to that performance even considering the most egregious PI in history missed
     
  45. GunBuns

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    Burrow could have thrown for 12+ TDs that game, imagine hating Hurts who was under siege from a shit OL. Your team just wasn't any good.
     
  46. dallasdawg

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    hurts blows dude
     
  47. Jack Parkman

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  48. Jack Parkman

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    I love it since wolken hates it




     
  49. The Blackfish

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    yes
     
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  50. Jax Teller

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    Literally tried to lose games? Jesus you're fucking stupid.