Jared from Subway investigated for child porn: UPDATE 6 yr olds, dude

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  1. Hank Scorpio

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    Pedophile

    *alleged
     
  2. kslim

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    :shocker:

    eating subway everyday was bound to lead to diddling kids
     
  3. Duval

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    Federal foot longs won't be as enjoyable.
     
  4. citrodong

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    But he'll still eat one every day.
     
  5. DelapThrows

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    Makes you look at "Eat Fresh" in a whole new light.
     
  6. dblplay1212

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    http://www.indystar.com/story/news/...home-of-subway-pitchman-jared-fogle/29807473/

    ZIONSVILLE — Police investigators arrived at the home of Subway pitchman Jared Fogle early Tuesday.

    A handful of officers gathered outside while an evidence truck was parked in his driveway.

    It could not be immediately confirmed why police were at the home, but it comes nearly two months after the executive director of of Fogle's foundation was arrested in Indianapolis on federal child pornography charges.

    Fogle rose to fame in television commercials for the Subway sandwich chain. after losing 235 pounds by eating Subway sandwiches and exercising. Fogle gained national attention after he slimmed down from 425 pounds by sticking to a diet of low-calorie Subway sandwiches and walking.

    Fogle was a freshman at Indiana University when he embarked on the unusual diet of turkey and veggie subs in 1998. In May, the former Jared Foundation executive director was arrested on federal child pornography charges.
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    A police evidence truck is parked in the drive of Jared Fogle's home in Zionsville. (Photo: Madeline Buckley / The Star)

    Russell Taylor, 43, attempted suicide on May 6 at the Marion County Jail and was placed on life support.

    He faces seven counts of production of child pornography and one count of possession of child pornography.

    State police detectives began investigating Taylor after getting a tip from an acquaintance, according to court documents.

    A woman was exchanging texts of a sexual nature with Taylor when he asked if she wanted to see pictures of young girls, court documents said. The woman was concerned and called police.

    Investigators from the Indiana Crimes Against Children Task Force obtained a search warrant for Taylor's home in the 1300 block of Salem Creek Boulevard and found over 400 videos of child pornography on computers and storage media, which were recovered from Taylor's home office. According to court documents, four minors have been identified as the victims in the case.

    Fogle started the nonprofit Jared Foundation to raise awareness and money to support childhood obesity programs.

    After Taylor's arrest Fogle issued a statement that said he was "shocked" over the allegations and that the foundation was "severing all ties" with Taylor.
     
  7. Bo Pelinis

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    More like five doll hair footlongs
     
  8. Bo Pelinis

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    I feel bad about that joke
     
  9. One Two

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    Spent all those years promoting big sub sandwiches and preferred tiny clams all along. Talk about living a lie.
     
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  10. Crepeswithasmile

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  11. White Tajh Boyd

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    Looks like he'll switch from eating footlongs to playing wide receiver.
     
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  12. Dairy Queen

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    I can't believe his aides let this happen
     
  13. Jigga

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    He does like to eat fresh
     
  14. bigjrock

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    Ok, this story is all kinds of fucked up but what the hell made this jackass think that a grown woman wanted to see pictures of little girls?
     
  15. One Two

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  16. GGCD

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    Police have not confirmed that the raid is connected to the child pornography investigation...maybe we should take a step back before proclaiming him a pedophile, because that's about as aggressive of a claim as you can make about a person.
     
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  17. PhupaPhever

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    Go take a cold shower
     
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  18. dblplay1212

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    While reading an already disturbing story, that part made me say "what the fuck" out loud.
     
  19. audrew

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    Pitchman? Pretty soon going to be a catchman, amirite?
     
  20. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

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  21. stexraider

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    At least scary Burger King guy is only into BDS&M
     
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  22. OHW

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    Alright guys, this is a very serious matter, so why don't we quit trying to ham it up, ok?
     
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  23. Crepeswithasmile

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  24. audrew

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    Writing was on the wall the whole time.....

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  25. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    Lettuce not jump to conclusions.
     
  26. Tiffin

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    Life won't be so sweet onion chicken teryaki for him in prison.
     
  27. Bo Pelinis

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    This made me laugh like an idiot
     
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  29. HotMic

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    There has to be something to the search, that much seems pretty cold cut and dry to me.
     
  30. pearl

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    well damn
     
  31. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.
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    You guys can keep making up your wheaty puns, olive that all up to you.
     
  32. Chipper>Jeter

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    Lots of black forrest ham imo
     
  33. Hoss Bonaventure

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  34. Crepeswithasmile

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    why? does it cause an explosion in your pants, too?
     
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  35. Joshuam2107

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    I bet the people at Subway are having a melt-down.
     
  36. brahmanknight

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    :in-n-out:
     
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  37. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.
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    I don't see how they can come back from this, they are toasted.
     
  38. Biff Bridges

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    Jared from Subway: Getting into smaller and smaller pants since 1998.
     
  39. Crepeswithasmile

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  40. Joshuam2107

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    Our shenanigans are cheeky and fun..and his are cruel and tragic.
    Which makes them not really shenanigans at all..
     
  41. Crepeswithasmile

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    I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans."
     
  42. Bo Pelinis

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  43. Moxin24

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    Good. Fuck this guy. I've hated him for years.
     
  44. Bo Pelinis

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    Couldn't you say the same for everyone on the planet save maybe a dozen or so people?
     
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  45. Moxin24

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    My hatred for Jared goes back years. Its real.
     
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  46. AIP

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    saw it on the news, then saw thread title and though I wonder how many posts till the great TMB puns show up. Thanks man this made my day
     
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  47. slogan119

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    Hope he gets fat again in prison.
     
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  48. OHW

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    I don't think semen is all that fatty. Can you confirm, Bo Pelinis?
     
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  49. Bo Pelinis

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    No pretty sure it's high in protein which is why your mother is so jacked
     
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