Jay Cutler, You Romantic Son of a Gun

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  1. BasementCrew22

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    I think the most surprising thing about that article is that one of their properties “didn’t have internet.” Uhh...
     
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  2. 941Gator

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    The original cat fish
     
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  3. Gallant Knight

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    Surprising that she wants child support and alimony. According to a lot of y’all she is significantly more famous than a 15 year nfl qb so she should be worth a ton

    also I’m guessing they paid lawyers tens of thousands to draft a prenup so whatever they say now doesn’t matter that much
     
  4. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    He’s fukkin her best friend

    she (Kelly) posted on insta about it
     
  5. Vinegar Strokes

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    not quite lol, but here is the pic. everybody thinks it’s him

     
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    Fame and fortune don't always correlate. This isn't groundbreaking stuff.
     
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  7. 941Gator

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    No he isn’t and no she didn’t.

    As for the divorce.....she is selfish as hell and he is grumpy as fuck - bad combo
     
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  8. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

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    that isn’t what my wife and the Twitter posse says


    Kelly is clearly trolling Kristin with that post and it clearly alleges they are banging. My wife says she wouldn’t expect a boomer like 941Gator to get it
     
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  9. wes tegg

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    I’m sure it had internet, just not as good as she’d like. A lot of absurdly big houses built before wireless was ubiquitous are extremely expensive and difficult to retrofit for wifi.
     
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  10. wes tegg

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    :roll: that’s not Jay.
     
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  11. BasementCrew22

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    Same bracelet? Same style, the colors don’t seem right.
     
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  12. 941Gator

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    I don’t get paid 4 million a year to evaluate them, I do it for free
     
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    what a downgrade for Jay

    ouch
     
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  14. wes tegg

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    Unless Jay bleached his leg hair and has done nothing but calf raises since retirement, that’s not him.
     
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  15. Gallant Knight

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    If he did bleach his leg hair that would be great
     
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    you would think so
     
  17. Gallant Knight

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    Yeah I like dudes with bleached leg hair so what

    bertwing
     
  18. wes tegg

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    I hope Jay gets the GSDs.
     
  19. Barves2125

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    Clearly the men of Nashville listened to TMB's advice and went out and bought some clean bracelets.
     
  20. BWC

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    ITT a bunch of dudes try to justify watching a soap opera by saying the chicks were hot
     
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  22. RalfBully

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    Lol at saying taking care of their kids is lazy for someone that doesnt need money. How quickly does she move back to LA and live an IG lifestyle?
     
  23. Dennis Reynolds

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    I mean, I know that most of the internet millionaires on TMB will disagree, but I don't blame him if he never gets off the couch. He made a lot of money in the NFL and might want to actually try to enjoy it. This would not include flying to Buffalo to do a meaningless game for me.
     
  24. LetItSoak

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    Dude wants to take care of his kids and property after making $100M+ in his career. Seems perfectly reasonable.

    Also, hilarious that she's asking for a house, alimony and child support from a lazy bum
     
  25. War Grundle

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    That's ironic the person who became famous for literally doing nothing is calling someone lazy. She's always been the worst.
     
  26. Jake Scott

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    I've never liked Kristin. She fucking sucks.

    Audrina doesn't appear to have much of the same face.

    LC and Lo always were and always will be at the top of the list.
     
  27. Barves2125

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    I'd like to point out they're both just terrible.
     
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  28. wes tegg

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    I can't imagine anyone disagreeing with that.
     
  29. wes tegg

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    I'd like to announce that I'm officially #TeamJay. No further comment at this time. Please respect my decision.
     
  30. LetItSoak

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    What's your beef with Jay?
     
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  31. bertwing

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    One time I started him as a bye week filler and he was like 2-10 for 6 yards and 4 INT’s and a lost fumble and got like -9 fantasty points for me before being pulled at halftime

    so I don’t like him for that
     
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  32. Bruce Wayne

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    The fact that she's an anti-vaxxer makes her enough of a reprehensible person that anything else is just icing on the cake
     
  33. 941Gator

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    It isn’t like he let his looks go either. I guess she wants a guy that is consumed with being on the go, posting pictures, and only worried about making money.
     
  34. sc_chant

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    If she's asking for a house and alimony, I hope he's asking for some of the business
     
  35. Barves2125

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    Seemed like a major douche in the 10 minutes of the show I watched. And he's part of a couple that doesn't vaccinate their kids.
     
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  36. Boom TittyMilk

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    Didn’t think you needed to announce but welcome to the team
     
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  37. RalfBully

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    Someone came off as a douche in a reality show?! Especially one that he wants no part of being on?! Fuck that guy!!
     
  38. The Walrus

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    Jay was the only person on the show who came off likable IYAM

    No point in watching if he will longer be on it. #TeamJay
     
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  39. BasementCrew22

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    I did not realize Jay’s career earnings were 122 million. Come at me, Uncommon James!
     
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  40. Boom TittyMilk

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    He’s got to have a pretty large stake in uncommon James
     
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  41. Boom TittyMilk

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    I wouldn’t be surprised if Jay got the kids vaccinated during one of Kristens business trips
     
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  43. Jake Scott

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    This is what I have been wondering. I'm ready to see those numbers.
     
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  44. Barves2125

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    Did I offend you by saying I think Jay Cutler came off as a douche? Seems I might have.
     
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    how can you watch the show and think that Jay is the major douche
     
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    he probably funded everything in the beginning sooo
     
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  47. Barves2125

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    I didn't say he's the worst on the show. Didn't say anything like that. Actually said they're both terrible IMO.
     
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    that was like one of the storylines in season one
     
  49. Jake Scott

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    The show made me start liking Jay. I'm not sure what that means, but here we are.
     
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    its okay

    this is a pro Cutler thread. you’re safe here.
     
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