Jay Cutler, You Romantic Son of a Gun

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  1. Gambler

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    I like Jay's laid back approach to life, but I would do butt stuff to Kristin.
     
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  2. Dennis Reynolds

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    Also, I would like to point out the hypocrisy of a female worth a fraction of his net worth having the audacity to question his desire to earn. The figures I read are probably wrong, but he's worth many multiples of what she is worth. Without assuming investments and interest, she is still significantly behind. I guess she thinks he should be attempting to be an influencer on social media instead of simply being super rich on his couch. Times like these make me realize that my years of marriage have brought me no closer to understanding the thought process of women.
     
  3. wes tegg

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  4. BasementCrew22

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    The show highlights this too but she was flying all over the country several times per month. He was bringing the kids to and from school, packing lunches, staying at the house taking care of their animals, etc. There were actual, functional things that needed to be done at home for her to keep up the lifestyle that she wanted. For her dismiss all of that as lazy and unmotivated, weak shit.

    Can you imagine if an NFL QB that was gone all the time called his wife lazy and unmotivated while she kept the home and took care of the kids? Guy would be burnt alive.
     
  5. LetItSoak

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    If my wife brings 9 figures to the table she can do whatever the fuck she wants forever after that
     
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  6. 941Gator

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    We refuse to let Jay take any blame here, because we all share the dream of playing QB, retiring, and then fucking around with animals on our land. He is the perfect man!
     
  7. 941Gator

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    He allows her to do whatever she wants. I just don’t think he wants to constantly come home to her male hairstylist making smoothies shirtless in the kitchen.
     
  8. theregionsitter

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    I believe he literally tells her he owns the company in one of the episodes
     
  9. dump

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    This dude probably spent 20 years of his life playing football and bringing home $100+ million and finally just wants to chill out and spend time with his kids and this bitch says no you still got to go out and earn your keep

    like wtf
     
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    How about getting railed by the entire town while you’re at work?
     
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  11. LetItSoak

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    I'm saying if I were her I wouldn't give a shit. You bring in 9 figures and take care of the kids you can spend your free time doing whatever you want
     
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  12. LetItSoak

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    With $120M in earnings I'd have to strongly consider it
     
  13. bertwing

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    Cuck!
     
  14. Gambler

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    I've heard her say several times on the show how she wants to turn her business into a billion dollar business. Can't see that happening. How much is it worth?
     
  15. Fudd

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    Are we taking teams yet because

    #TeamJay
     
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  16. Fudd

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    Also, one of the best bodybuilders ever is also named Jay Cutler and he is a stud as well
     
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  17. Where Eagles Dare

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    I find it funny everyone getting so upset over what's said in a divorce. Both sides are going to say outlandish shit and stretch the truth
     
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  18. 941Gator

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    They could have really grown it if he would have got more involved. She is popular in 2020 already. Next season will be about the divorce and her “finding herself.” I have no doubt sales will continue. Girls love her, but they were a power duo. It was funny that he was opposite in personality. I think in the long run the divorce is bad for her business.
     
  19. dump

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  20. wes tegg

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    #TeamJay is taking the high road.
     
  21. Where Eagles Dare

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    Considering he froze their money for a house they had discussed buying in the past year...I'm not sure that's exactly the high road
     
  22. 941Gator

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    Ohhhh now look at who is upset
     
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  23. Where Eagles Dare

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    They are both being and going to be petty as fuck through this divorce. Taking sides is dumb
     
  24. MODEVIL

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    I grew up in Laguna Beach but this one is easy.

    #TeamJay
     
  25. wes tegg

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    It’s okay to admit you’re #TeamKristin
     
  26. Where Eagles Dare

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    I've already slid in her DMs
     
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  27. LetItSoak

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    Don't they own 2 mansions and a condo?
     
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  28. popnfresh

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    It is petty to not go forward with buying a house with a woman you are going to divorce?
     
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  29. Where Eagles Dare

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    I think they are trying to sell their massive gaudy house, but no one wants it. But apparently they were close to spending this few mill on a second house for her when they talked about splitting up last time.
     
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  30. two

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    How are you this well versed on their lives?
     
  31. Where Eagles Dare

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    :idk: they have a TV show and articles about thier divorce
     
  32. LetItSoak

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    I knew all that shit unfortunately. My wife watches 1 reality show and this is it. It's a fair trade though considering I watch every FSU football and basketball game + every Bucs game and a lot of Braves games
     
  33. Whammy Business

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    She’s gonna be fucked when he proves she started Uncommon James with his money.

    Also, maybe now their kids will get vaccinated.
     
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  34. 941Gator

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    I bet Jay thought he was giving some “fair trades” as well.
     
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  35. BasementCrew22

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    Better question is why aren’t you?
     
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  36. ramszoolander

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    She's gotta do some squats and stop hatin' on Lazy Jay Cutler before I'm going to even consider being #EquipeKristin
     
  37. Wu

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    Would be something if the cigarette smoker is the more responsibly healthy one
     
  38. 941Gator

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    Rumor is she was spotted with Gronk.

    I started the rumor.
     
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  39. Jake Scott

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    When Jay takes over Uncommon James I'm buying all the merch
     
  40. Where Eagles Dare

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    They've got a Jay designed sweet clean bracelet
     
  41. Jake Scott

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    How many do you currently own?
     
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  42. HatterasJack

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    She’s going to use that wildcat play with Jay playing receiver as proof that he is lazy.
     
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  43. Wu

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    being a dad is going to blow up that number exponentially
     
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  44. Jake Scott

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    I can already see him buying matching ear rings
     
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  45. Where Eagles Dare

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    I'm boycotting them until they make some great belts
     
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  46. Where Eagles Dare

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    It's not like she didn't have money. She's not as wealthy as Jay. But she wrote two well selling books, had a shoe line, and was famous in her own right.
     
  47. Wu

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    head to toe in “#1 Dad” shit

    including a shaker bottle
     
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  48. Jake Scott

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    Solid white belt?
     
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  49. Where Eagles Dare

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    A white belt can only be reserved for one fambuleh member and TLAU wears that crown