Jeffrey Epstein: When you get to hell, say hello to Art Briles

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  1. Schadenfred

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    Interesting that 2019's recipient of the PBPF's top award (Palm Tree Award, for contributions to the PB police and community) was author James Patterson. He released a book in 2017 about Epstein (link). Among other items in the book, Patterson clarifies that Trump kicked Epstein out of Mar-a-Lago sometime ago, despite Epstein not actually being an official member of M-a-L. No year was specified. The victims' lawyer (Bradley Edwards) researched this claim but could verify it.

    By the way, Patterson plays golf by himself at Trump International (WPB) 3 to 5 days a week, Monday through Friday.
     
  2. chuckmasterflex

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  6. Nole0515

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    Need to keep his ass alive
     
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  7. Struggler

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    Stabbed himself in the back twice?
     
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    the theory is he staged this in order to get a transfer
     
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  10. Daniel Ocean

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    You poor sweet summer children. It was hildawg who put out the hit
     
  11. Schadenfred

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    Believable. If he's going to be "suicided," it won't be a failed attempt.
     
  12. DriveByBBQ

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    Well which one is it Bill?

    Also, I thought Presidents were addressed as such in perpetuity.
     
  13. Schadenfred

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    From Bill's perspective, I have no doubt that he knows nothing about Epstein's "terrible crimes."

    Now his wonderful crimes, on the other hand, well...
     
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  14. Mister Me Too

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    We all know it couldn’t have been Hildawg because if it was the “suicide attempt” would’ve been successful.
     
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  16. Hatfield

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    “Scully described a storage room on the island with “stacks and stacks of brand new Lacoste white polo shirts, all size medium.

    He said that he was told by an employee on the island that Epstein only wears a shirt once, and then discards it, to be turned into rags for the housekeeping staff.“

    :yousoricky:
     
  17. DuffandMuff

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    No one other than Epstein will ever know how far his disgusting acts reached, but it would be incredible to know. Him and all his acquaintances lived so far above the law. And many will continue to do so.
     
  18. ned's head

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    When is the release of all of those documents?
     
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  19. Fudd

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    Something something Bohemian Grove something something Bilderberg Group something something Illuminati something something Satanic ritual sacrifice.
     
  20. Prospector

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    Good leave it unsecured
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  21. Tug

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    We don’t want him dead until his co-conspirators are revealed
     
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    Fine.whatever.gif
     
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  24. Schadenfred

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    #1025 Schadenfred, Jul 29, 2019
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  25. LuPoor

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    You say "devil's advocate," i say "libertarian"
     
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  26. Schadenfred

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    I like how Dersh has slyly shifted the argument to the sexual rights of a 16-year-old (or 14-year-old if she's past puberty) from the rights of old men to have sex with v̶e̶r̶y young children. Despite all of Dersh's rhetorical parlor tricks, none of this is actually about the rights of underage girls, though. It's obviously about the sexual rights of a... checks notes... 62-year-old in 2000.




     
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  27. Schadenfred

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    From New Yorker's Dersh article:

    Though the timelines of the PBPF and Giuffre's involvement with Epstein don't exactly coincide, I'm confident that the Mar-a-Lago - Trump International members (Scarpa et al.) who form the PBPF's board didn't exactly start a brand new relationship with the PB police department in 2006.
     
  28. Beeds07

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    Huh, I'm sure Dershowitz saying 16 should be the age of consent is purely coincidence.


     
  29. LuPoor

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    Getting pretty weird
     
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  31. Nole0515

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    Theres a Law and order episode about this where John Stamos plays the villian
     
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  32. Wu

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    This was in Mad Max Fury Road
     
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    UncleJesse
     
  34. ~ taylor ~

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    Isn't that how the Mormon religion started?
     
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  35. Nole0515

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    Theres also a Criminal Minds episode about something like that
     
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  36. Daniel Ocean

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    Didn’t he argue that it could be as low as 14 and that 15 could be a reasonable compromise.
     
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  37. Crepeswithasmile

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    he argued hard for 15. he also seemed to suggest that they should be fair game as soon as puberty hits.
     
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  38. Bo Pelinis

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    Ok kill him dot gif
     
  39. Tug

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    That wasn’t even Mexico
     
  40. Wu

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    #FightFor15
     
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  41. The Banks

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    A regular Genghis Khan
     
  42. IV

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    No, it’s more like a con man conned people and called it a religion while boning their wives
     
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  43. Daniel Ocean

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    So religions?
     
  44. Fudd

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    I was going to withhold judgement on Mr. Epstein until all facts were presented at trial, but THIS is leading me to believe that he is, in fact, a bad guy.
     
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  45. IV

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    I mean I was trying to soften the blow, but yeah
     
  46. Mister Me Too

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    He also suggested that ethnic girls should be fair game at a younger age because they hit puberty sooner.
     
  47. Daniel Ocean

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    To be clear because I am getting the scum bags confused we are talking about dershowitz, right?
     
  48. Teflon Queen

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    Reminds me of when Chef Goldblum argued that the Catholic child sex abuse scandal wasn’t about pedophilia but instead about hot 12 year old gay kids having consensual sex with gay priests.
     
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  49. ~ taylor ~

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    Tomato, to-mah-toe?