Jeffrey Epstein: When you get to hell, say hello to Art Briles

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  1. electronic

    electronic It’s satire!
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  2. Daniel Ocean

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    The guy who bragged about walking in on naked underaged girls and about being able to do what ever he wants to women, is surely above it all
     
  3. chuckmasterflex

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  4. Where Eagles Dare

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    I've seen some of this mentioned on Auburn boards.

    I assume they are all 100% lies?
     
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  6. The_QCT

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  7. The_411

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    Yeah, Nebraska credit union and Boys Town.

    Dutroux affair

    https://www.nytimes.com/1996/09/12/...candal-just-one-of-many-belgiums.html?mcubz=1

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2002/jan/25/worlddispatch.dutroux

    https://myemail.constantcontact.com...ffair.html?soid=1108369064136&aid=_KXajauYv_g
     
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  8. Prospector

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    Whole Lee spitballs! WTF was/is THAT aboot?
     
  9. BWC

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    Detlef - but whatabout Clinton?!

    watson - stop making it about Trump, let me make it about Trump

    shook - Detlef + watson

    riner - Detlef + yikes

    Detlef Schrempf interesting company you keep
     
  10. chuckmasterflex

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  11. Prospector

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    Thanks, Nancy.
     
  12. Randy Dangus

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    If Nancy doesn’t do something definitive she might as well be put in the press with the rest of these fucks. FTR, I don’t know what she can do.
     
  13. Mix

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    Email the writer of the original story got.

     
  14. BudKilmer

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  15. Mix

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    He also took the payoff to let the Trump kids off a few years ago. Not sure how what he does is legal.
     
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  16. chuckmasterflex

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    Can't believe Schumer is trying to make this thread about Trump and one of his Cabinet Secretaries.
     
  17. Futureman

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    I shit you not, I very specifically said this exact statement to my wife last night and I just started reading this thread this morning.
     
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  18. NCHusker

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    Good tweet Nancy keep up the great work
     
  19. Redav

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    You won't believe how sarcastically she tweeted that.
     
  20. Futureman

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    I do these morality hypotheticals with my friends sometimes so here’s one:

    If you were the SDNY, would you be willing to agree to give Epstein total immunity and witness protection in exchange for those tapes and his total cooperation.
     
  21. joe-

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    You legally can’t give immunity for sex crimes
     
  22. Futureman

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    Ok... but again hypothetically.
     
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  23. beerme

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    Absolutely not. Lowered sentence maybe, but it better implicate high level people
     
  24. theriner69er

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    it was literally the first time I'd ever noticed someone's age on their profile.
     
  25. Arkadin

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    That's because you're very observant. The most observant
     
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  26. theriner69er

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    or because I don't visit "thousands" of profiles.
     
  27. Arkadin

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    Learn to take a compliment, hardo
     
  28. Lyrtch

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    can we not return to riner is a weirdo who shouldn't be left alone with his thoughts today
     
  29. Fudd

    Fudd I bring terror like Stephen King
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    This could not happen to a more callous, arrogant, condescending piece of shit. Leave out the child rape and JE is still a reprehensible piece of shit. Rot motherfucker.
     
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  30. Fudd

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    It’s ya boy, Lil Jeffy
    Aka Mr. Egg-Shaped penis
     
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  31. chuckmasterflex

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  32. Tug

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    I am shocked.
     
  33. bwi2

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    Yes you can
     
  34. Randy Dangus

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  35. Prospector

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    FUCK THEM ALL!

    everyday he seems to top himself
     
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  36. joe-

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    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ i read yesterday that it wasn't applicable. gonna try to find the source of that to see what I missed
     
  37. bwi2

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    Acosta’s problem was that the Crime Victims Protection Act required the prosecutors to keep the victims in the loop on the deal, not that it prohibits the deal altogether.
     
  38. Upton^2

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  39. BudKilmer

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    Fuck the audacity of this guy
     
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  40. ned's head

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    Holy shit. being rich must be awesome

     
  41. Redav

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    It seems there are a lot of questions about how he came to be a billionaire.
     
  42. chuckmasterflex

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    Praying for you, Alex.
     
  43. Kirk Fogg

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    ***Disclaimer - I love to read the r/Conspiracy page for entertainment. I'm not a connect the dots guy, but am fascinated by the reality that people are willing to go to extreme lengths to connect arbitrary facts / events together in order to support a fictional narrative in the hopes that its actually true***

    Prevailing conspiracy theories I've seen tend to center around him being backed by either the CIA or KGB to entrap rich / famous / powerful people and force them to do the bidding of one of those agencies.

    Like in the KGB's instance, Epstein is a useful tool to bring down the United States from within - blackmail celebrities to run PsyOps to destroy America culturally, blackmail policy leaders to make questionable foreign policy decisions that entangle the United States into unwinnable situations (i.e. long, expensive wars).

    In the CIA's instance, Epstein is a useful tool to further the CIA's control over day-to-day life within the US - blackmail celebrities to create entertainment that glorifies / trumps up war in order to desensitize the masses to war's actual reality, blackmail policy leaders to make questionable foreign policy decisions that entangle the United States in perpetual war and create the justification for 24/7 surveillance of the broader populous which furthers its control over said masses.

    You know...just basic stuff like that...The thought that either of these large scale, and audacious, initiatives would hinge on 1 person is typically glossed over.
     
  44. Lyrtch

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    conspiracy theorists are the woat
     
  45. jokewood

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  46. chuckmasterflex

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  47. Bruce Wayne

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    I'm really hoping that quote is just taken out of context and that she really just hasn't completely abdicated her responsibility to conduct oversight of the administration
     
  48. Randy Dangus

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    Fuck Nancy Pelini right in her gaping geriatric asshole
     
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