Jeffrey Epstein: When you get to hell, say hello to Art Briles

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  1. Larry Sura

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  4. Todd Bonzales

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    Nothing to see here, guys. Just happens sometimes.
     
  5. Fudd

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    Guess we won't be........popping in the tapes....

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  6. Marbles

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    That’s incredible. Jails have cameras that cover every foot of a jail.
     
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  7. slogan119

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    Do we have video of Barr’s visit to MCC?
     
  8. dblplay1212

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    If there are cameras on the outside they should be able to see if anyone went into the cell. Although if I'm going all conspiracy someone could have gone in through the ceiling.
     
  9. Daniel Ocean

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    Yup sounds about right.
     
  10. Larry Sura

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    It's like the end of Roadhouse.
    “I didn't see anything."
    “A polar bear fell on me.”
     
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  11. Ty Webb

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    They do? Even in individual cells?
     
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  12. Marbles

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    Yeah. In any modern facility.
     
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  13. Wu

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    The only thing popping in was two in the chest and one in the head
     
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  14. Wu

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  16. mmm

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  17. OZ

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    History books are going to look back on this time and just write the word

    ‘Derp’

    and move to the following period of time.
     
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  18. EdmondDantes

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    i have a very hard time believing this guy didn't have a camera on him.
     
  19. Aaron Hernandez

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    I feel like the absurdity never stops increasing. Our president is getting the head start on disseminating a conspiracy theory because it could potentially be directed back at him. Conspiracy theory warfare.
     
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  20. Wu

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    My dude you literally suicided yourself in prison*

    *allegedly
     
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  21. Clemsonman10

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    Truly unbelievable. If anyone believes he committed suicide, they are a moron.
     
  22. slogan119

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    Trump oversees the DOJ
    DOJ oversees the DOC
    Epstein dies in DOC care

    Obvious Trump didn’t want to get exposed, so he had Epstein killed.
     
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  23. Wu

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  24. GuyOnA_Buffalo

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    It’s obvious you will believe what you want to believe.
     
  25. Aaron Hernandez

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    Abatement ab initio (latin for "from the beginning") is a common law legal doctrine that states that the death of a defendant who is appealing a criminal conviction vacates the conviction.

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  26. Can I Spliff it

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    well if Barr says it, it probably won't be misleading or outright lies
     
  27. dblplay1212

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    Why the fuck is he doing it? That just makes it look even more shady.
     
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  28. zeberdee

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    I think that’s a joke.
     
  29. Gotch Yarbrough

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    It's a Mueller report joke
     
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  30. dblplay1212

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    Ahh, I thought it was serious. And yea and Mueller report, I dont care to hear his summary of anything.
     
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    occam's razor
     
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  33. chuckmasterflex

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    Pretty chilling dramatic reenactment.
     
  34. chuckmasterflex

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    I've never been a career criminal with limitless resources and blackmail on some of the world's most powerful people. But if I were, and I was worried for my safety or simply planning ahead, I'd probably stash incriminating evidence of some kind to ruin my coconspirators' lives as well if things went bad for me.

    The major hole in this plan is that anyone who could be trusted to keep blackmail of a child sex ring secret, is a monster who will also sell that out if a better offer comes along.

    So I'm going to believe any assertions made by the victims of his crimes short of Tom Hanks or Jimmy Carter.
     
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  35. steamengine

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    We’re finding out that we have way more conspiracy theorists on TMB and (not completely separate) really hate Hillary Clinton.
     
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  36. DriveByBBQ

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    The founding fathers conspired against the crown. America is a conspiracy theory.
     
  37. Wu

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    When you wanna stick it to the prison industrial complex but also wanna keep Epstein alive
     
  38. chuckmasterflex

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    Not sure exactly how the hit would work.

    You pay off the guards, but they are going to gouge you, and next thing you know they are buying their wife a fur coat in August and driving a Cadillac.

    And are you going to trust some prison guard making 40-45k a year, who was too fucking weird and turned down by several police departments before settling on this to pull off a convincing suicide?
     
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  39. steamengine

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    That’s sick, bro
     
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  40. Todd Bonzales

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    Feels a lot more like the consensus conspiracy theory is “rich people did this”.
     
  41. steamengine

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    I understand the skepticism. People automatically going to dank memes about killary is something else.
     
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  42. chuckmasterflex

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    Simplest explanation is usually right. Our prisons are poorly run, with little care for the inmates well-being.

    Man faces consequences for the first time that he can't buy his way out of, and kills himself rather than face them.
     
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  43. Todd Bonzales

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    I very much prefer that this is truly what happened.
     
  44. BWC

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    I think you're mistaking the entertainment value in laughing at the killary morons for support of killary being real.
     
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  45. chuckmasterflex

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    Well, the likely outcome is monsters with massive offshore holdings skate. So that isn't good at all.

    And I'm sure that his victims that were brave enough to come forward wanted their day in court to tell what happened to them and see justice eventually served.

    Money is incapable of fixing the trauma inflicted upon his victims, but I hope those girls and now women take it all. And do with it something that makes them happy.
     
  46. Todd Bonzales

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    No, I just mean that vs him being killed and it being some actual secret shit. The simplicity of a true suicide for this guy is more palatable. His death being a murder-coverup twists my guts.

    But we aren’t gonna know the latter ever, even if that was the case.
     
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  47. DriveByBBQ

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    Who is most incentivized to see that guy dead?
     
  48. Todd Bonzales

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    The people who went to his island to fuck kids in secret.
     
  49. chuckmasterflex

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    I got you.

    It is upsetting enough that Epstein got a deal from US District Attorney Alex Acosta who would later become Labor Secretary Acosta, where Epstein could just wander free 12 hours a day and report to jail for 13 months.

    As I understand, when you are federal prosecutors, the whole game is to land and prosecute big fish to make your name. Acosta had one, and buried it. Became a Cabinet Secretary.