Jeffrey Epstein: When you get to hell, say hello to Art Briles

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  1. Tug

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    I’m not watching whatever your video is. But if you want to say Epstein is meeting a college football coach that covered up years of child rape, Joe Paterno is in hell
     
  2. Ty Webb

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  3. IanC

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  4. Lyrtch

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    why do people read zerohedge

    its like infowars for finance bros
     
  5. Popovio

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    My hippie friend just said that Epstein escaped when they took him to the hospital after his 1st suicide attempt, and the person that returned and ultimately died was a body double. Also, he said that his pedophile island was really just a Mossad honeypot operation to compromise influential people and then blackmail them.


    I believe him yo.
     
  6. IanC

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    I was programmed to seek chaos as an options trader from 2007-2010. I stay for the absurdity.
     
  7. RavenNole

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    I just spent 30 minutes in Epstein conspiracy land. I dismiss all of those ludicrous crazy websites spewing crap but this guy is so shady. You don’t just become a billionaire without any explanation. Could he be mossad? CIA? A blackmail specialist who used his connection and influence to befriend powerful men, set them up with young girls on video and then blackmail them? Maybe. Just such a shady story that I feel like will be covered up.

    /conspiracy theory rant
     
  8. Soup

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    OP knows that Art Briles is still alive right?
     
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  9. ShuPoor

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    At one time i dismissed the Mossad talk as like veiled antisemitism or conspiratorial nonsense, but at this point I'm kind of leaning that way tbh
     
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  10. Fudd VanVleet

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    It starts with Les Wexner. Something very odd went on between them and his backing paved the way for Epstein to do whatever he did to make that money. I was flabbergasted when I saw Wexner had given Epstein power of attorney. Very bizarre.
     
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  11. Redav

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    Iirc there's no good explanation for how he became a billionaire. It's kind of a mystery
     
  12. Wu

    Wu LKY did nothing wrong
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  13. Wu

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    Epstein being an intelligence asset wouldn’t surprise me in the least

    /noqanon
     
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  14. electronic

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    I like how a lot of these conspiracy theories simultaneously require him to be part of a clandestine and well run intelligence operation, and also to become incarcerated for some reason and killed through incompetence.
     
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  15. Lyrtch

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    ive never seen a better explanation for his seemingly nonsensical rise to insane wealth than he extorted rich people with evidence of them fucking kids at his parties
     
  16. Redav

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    That makes the most sense to me
     
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  17. Lyrtch

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    i avoid conspiracy theories but i assume that it has to do with Barrs OSS Dad hiring him, rationally confusing to hire a college drop out to teach at your prestigious school, and his Dad writing a thinly veiled sex trafficking novel
     
  18. ground mullet

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    But for crossing path with the Clintons, you would not die?
     
  19. bro

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    Please stop
     
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  20. Guns

    Guns yeah, but what about antifa?
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    How about Occam’s Razor? He wasn’t monitored for a few hours and hung himself with his own prison garb
     
  21. Bo Pelinis

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    Real fair. The question is why he would be unmonitored for several hours when he’s suicidal?
     
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  22. IronLung

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    The magnitude and breadth of this case is about as big as anything in modern American history. I can’t see a justification for leaving him out of sight for a second, it’s not like we don’t have the fucking money to afford it. I despise conspiracy theories but this situation has been too ridiculous for years to not consider a number of possibilities regarding his death and what he did to attain so much money and power.
     
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  23. ShuPoor

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  24. The Banks

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    Hence why the discussion, that’s not exactly occam’s razor when that would be absolutely incredulous if they left him unwatched for hours considering his circumstance.
     
  25. Fudd VanVleet

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    I’m going to pistol whip the next goober who says occam’s razor
     
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  26. Daniel Ocean

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  27. ShuPoor

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    Given what we know, Occam's razor actually points towards he was murdered
     
  28. Lyrtch

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    occams razor was the murder weapon
     
  29. CF3234

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    NoleNBlue is Art Briles currently residing in Hell?
     
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  30. dblplay1212

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    Professor Plum with a rope.
     
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  31. AlternativeFactsRule

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    He has a summer home there.
     
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  32. CF3234

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  33. Guns

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    Adjust my post to several minutes. That’s all it takes. It’s 4 am, guard goes on a piss break. He gon.
     
  34. TDCD

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    Not to brag but I had to do suicide watches at an old job and nobody killed themself during any of my shifts. :ballin:
     
  35. Sex Fuckhead

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    ah yes the best way to get rid of evidence is....


    Create more evidence?
     
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  36. BellottiBold

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    David Blaine :laugh:
     
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  37. BellottiBold

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    also I just now noticed "shupoor" :laugh:
     
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  38. Eathan Edwards

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    Yea there used to actually be some occasionally interesting analytics back in the day, they went rogue at some point.
     
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  39. Eathan Edwards

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    I've got an, um, interesting Foster the People story for him then - not sure which thread is appropriate.
     
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  40. Eathan Edwards

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    This is not my conspiracy theory or anything, but if for some reason I had dirt at the level of pedophilia and assumedly other horrible shit on:

    Trump
    Prince Andrew
    Bill Clinton
    etc.

    I 100% am expecting to either get out of prison through some scheme or get killed so they can tie up their loose ends.
     
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  41. NoleNBlue

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    :beep:
     
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  42. bertwing

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    Well, do you?
     
  43. THF

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    Saw a tweet saying the guards skipped their 30 minute review of his cell the night before he committed suicide, any confirmations of that, or is it just more Twitter style reporting?
     
  44. theriner69er

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    The report was that the guard on duty was not the "normal" guard, he was a fill-in because the prison is so short staffed. And that he did not do regular 30 min checks.

    "at least one of the two employees on duty at the time was not part of the regular detention workforce but was filling in as a guard, according to a person briefed on the matter. The person's regular position is not publicly known."

    At least this doesn't play into the conspiracy theories.

    https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/12/politics/jeffrey-epstein-substitute-guard-overtime/index.html
     
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  45. War Grundle

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    That's Bull Hurley
     
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  46. NCHusker88

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    The ultra wealthy don't even need to resort to conspiracy. Just squeeze all of our institutions dry to the point that they can no longer adequately perform their functions and trust that that will take care of it
     
  47. Wu

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  48. theriner69er

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    I don't understand, were the people who were trying to revive him shouting and shrieking?? They make it sound like someone was being tortured with that headline, but was it just guards giving him CPR and telling for him to breathe?