Jeffrey Epstein: When you get to hell, say hello to Art Briles

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  1. fuxstockings

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    Appears to be the former. Thick shaft that tapers in girth to the tip. Just the facts, folks.
     
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  2. ~ taylor ~

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    I'm guessing a large (but not extra large), cafe free, brown egg.
     
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  3. marcus

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    A penis like that really doesn’t seem like it has what it takes to sire thousands of babies.
     
  4. BWC

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  5. ~ taylor ~

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    Maybe it's that shape because it's filled with super sperm.

    I wonder how many abortions he's paid arranged.
     
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  6. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Let's assume he really was an intelligence asset. Then what? Who's he working for and what does that government do with his information?
     
  7. TrustyPatches

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    Lotta dick talk and I’m here for it
     
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  8. marcus

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    He sounds fun:

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  9. marcus

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    I’m almost done, promise fellas. Just three or sixteen more childish remarks and I’ll get back to being serious.
     
  10. Joe_Pesci

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    If we're talking about people who could conceivably be murdered in prison, it might be the guy who is staring down the barrel of hard time and also happens to know which famous and powerful people like to fuck children and has evidence about it
     
  11. ShuPoor

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    Probably Mossad, although there are also some weird CIA and American government ties in this web too. If he was an asset, he was probably trying to do what intelligence assets have been trying to do as long as there have been intelligence assets: getting leverage on well-connected and influential targets.
     
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  12. El Tiburon

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    Haha that's the first time I've watched that. I actually know the lawyers involved, as well as the court reporter who swore him in. :laugh:
     
  13. AlternativeFactsRule

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    Can any of them verify the shape of his penis?
     
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  14. El Tiburon

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    Yes. There were pics involved in the case. I remember when the story first broke because it all unfolded around the time I first moved to the Palm Beach area and it was a big local story. Of course, at the time it was just a weirdo billionaire who was molesting high school girls. They mentioned he was well-connected, but the bigger story had not emerged just yet. Anyway, even back then in the initial reports there was talk about his odd pecker and how the first girl that went to the cops was immediately believed after she reported this and it was verified by the cops.
     
  15. Joe_Pesci

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    how did the cops verify the shape of his dick?
     
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  16. El Tiburon

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    They literally got a warrant to inspect him physically.
     
  17. Joe_Pesci

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    did they pump him full of viagra and wait for the fireworks?
     
  18. fuxstockings

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    I feel like the Illuminati are just fucking with us rn
     
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  19. fuxstockings

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    shustockings
     
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  20. El Tiburon

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    I think they handed him a Justice catalog and it did the trick.
     
  21. AlternativeFactsRule

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    For Epstein? Probably just sat him in front of the Disney Channel
     
  22. Joe_Pesci

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    i had to look this up and :warn:
     
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  23. El Tiburon

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    :laugh: Yeah I was afraid that any poster who doesn't have a pre-teen or early teenage daughter wouldn't quite get that one.
     
  24. Joe_Pesci

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    big herc is weighing in on things

     
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  25. Prospector

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    Damnit, still no answer on why Art Briels is in the title.
    The hint yesterday was above my pay grade
     
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  26. Daniel Ocean

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    Prisons are notoriously not known for being violent so I understand why some have a hard time believing someone might have been killed in one
     
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  27. marcus

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  28. marcus

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  29. CF3234

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    Lebatard show joke.
     
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  30. Fudd VanVleet

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    Oh shit you're down with Big Herc?!
     
  31. Bricktop the white

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    Anyone who isn't down with big herc can get their wig split by me at the nearest Publix parking lot.
     
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  32. Doc Louis

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    LRon's influence knows no limits. Q is the new Scientology.
     
  33. Doc Louis

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    That makes two things Bob Kraft has in common with Epstein.
     
  34. theriner69er

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    The screaming in the cell was apparently guards trying to revive him. Not some struggle. The headline for that story was really misleading.

    If he got murdered, why make it look like suicide? Just have the guy in prison for the rest of his life kill him. That's almost expected. Plenty of famous people were killed in prison by other prisoners. Whitey Bulger, Jeffrey Dahmer.

    I can't fucking believe they gave him a cell mate. Is it a stretch to say, with what he possibly knows, that Epstein was the most important prisoner ever?? And they allowed him to have a random fucking cell mate??? Put that guy in a padded room that's watched by 3 guards 24 hours a day. Like what in the fuck?
     
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  35. wes tegg

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    Epstein wasn’t ever going to testify for himself, and he wasn’t getting a deal to testify against less culpable players. Obviously, he was an important prisoner, but calling him the “most important prisoner ever” is ridiculous. Killing him wouldn’t even really help the people connected to him avoid prosecution. Victim testimony and documentary evidence would have built the case against them even if Epstein were alive.
     
  36. Fudd VanVleet

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    I’m more of a busting cheeks in the back of a Volkswagen kind of guy, but respeck.
     
  37. bro

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    From my short time working somewhere that represented detainees, people in suicide watch die all the time. And the watch logs are often doctored
     
  38. theriner69er

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    I dunno how you rank this stuff, but he's a person who very likely has first hand knowledge of the most important, powerful people in the world fucking kids. And probably video evidence of that. What he knows, and where evidence of all of that is, just as a witness to that, and having that information, seems like it would be up there in terms of importance.

    Now whether that information ever comes out, and he makes a full confession and cooperates is another story, but just based on what he had in his head, the value of that information in the big picture, is hard to even quantify.

    You don't think they would have at least tried to cut him some kind of deal? I have no idea, but to me it seems like if you can arrest 30 (just throwing a number out) child rapists in exchange for reducing a sentence on the guy who orchestrated it all, that's not a terrible deal.
     
  39. marcus

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    I don’t think anyone believes it is a perfect system. The suspicion rises because of who the prisoner is.
     
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  40. theriner69er

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  41. wes tegg

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    No. They would not have cut him a deal to go "down the chain," if for no other reason than the optics. He was given a sweetheart deal before, and that ultimately backfired tremendously on the prosecutor who cut it. Also, those he rolled on would more than likely get acquitted if his testimony was all that they had. If they had enough to prosecute them (victim testimony and documentary evidence), then his testimony wouldn't be necessary.

    Might have been harder to do if he were still alive.
     
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  43. theriner69er

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    Are you saying the government killed him???? :gfa:

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  44. marcus

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    riner, vaguely bouncing back and forth from being totally skeptical of any clandestine shit (so people don’t think you’re crazy), to asking questions in a “WOW, that’s interesting!” manner, isn’t gonna do what you want it to do, babe.
     
  45. ShuPoor

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    No one responds to him in a sincere manner at this point anyway. Let the baby have his bottle
     
  46. theriner69er

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    or, OR, and go with me on this, this particular case is so fucked up that I have no idea what to think or what I believe is true or totally off the wall.

    I'll stick to the facts here and what people really know to be true, if that makes it easier.
     
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  47. Schadenfred

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    Consider me suspicious of this YouTube account (Rusty Shackleford) that is posting the LSJI videos. Am I supposed to believe that this drone is getting all up in the FBI agents' line of sight and only feet away without any of them noticing or caring? Or that the FBI is more than happy with YouTube keeping the videos up while an investigation is ongoing? I mean, the video below from 1:45 on is a bit ridiculous.

     
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  48. theriner69er

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