Jeffrey Epstein: When you get to hell, say hello to Art Briles

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  1. RavenNole

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  2. Gallant Knight

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    he is obsessed with social media to the point that he lost his job as a doctor. he is the epitome a blue check mark
     
  3. Crepeswithasmile

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    That's a bullshit summary.
     
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  4. BudKilmer

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    Don’t you constantly bitch about Elon musk?
     
  5. Tobias

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    gallant knight's weird little melty aside:

    he also may have sexually assaulted a gf. sounds like some he said she said but he's definitely got a little krassenstein bros in him and is weirdly obsessed with twitter
     
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    No complaints about the actual software though? :badasswolf:
     
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  7. Ty Webb

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    Explains why they're so bad at football.
     
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  8. bertwing

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    I only get the back end of it and have nothing to do with the software
     
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  9. blind dog

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    Lol Mr. “too bad I don’t like the tv setup in this swanky steakhouse bar bc I was going to spend at least $25k a year there” is making fun of people acting self important on internet?

    Go fuck your racehorses
     
  10. Tobias

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    but enough about devine!
     
  11. Gallant Knight

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    that's fair
     
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  12. bertwing

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    :ohgosh:
     
  13. Ty Webb

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    Are you saying 'Gallant Knight' is his real name?
     
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  14. dump

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    the Arky politics on this board are amazing

    you have bertwing and his crew still upset that Gallant Knight and bturns were correct about their football program
     
  15. Tobias

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    gk actually got mad about the idea of arky getting wayne blackshear. he's not the brightest bulb
     
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  16. Wu

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    Heh
     
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  17. bertwing

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    I will never give those chuds any credit
     
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  18. Schadenfred

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    Pretty sure this universe I'm experiencing is scripted by an overlord with a perverse sense of humor. And I don't particularly care for this new chapter that started with 2016.


    If true, then this photograph was absolutely set up by her, especially given the book she was "caught" reading. And especially given that anyone as currently infamous as her would expect absolutely no shot at anonymity in freakin' Universal City, CA.
     
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  19. Wu

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    Really looking forward to a season of American Crime Story dedicated to this
     
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  20. ZeroPointZero

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  21. Greybeard

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    The other photo with that Post story tells me maybe she was caught off guard. She looks 10 years older, glasses, jowls, turkey neck... It's like they are taught how to pose for pics...
     
  22. The Banks

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    Getting back on track, aren’t most prison suicides via strangulation rather than hanging?
     
  23. HuskerInMiami

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    Couldn’t it just be a double?
     
  24. HuskerInMiami

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  25. chuckmasterflex

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  26. Wu

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  27. Wu

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    Brb changing my name to Shwu
     
  28. Schadenfred

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    Could be. Certainly wouldn't put it past the saucy bitch to order a Double-Double Animal Style.
     
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  29. BudKilmer

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    ShuKilmer or BudShumer?
     
  30. Tug

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    ShudShulmer. For a double dose of Shu
     
  31. Wu

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    Sounds like the name of an SEC coach or QB
     
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  33. Larry Sura

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    Have we ruled out autoerotic asphyxiation?
     
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  37. chuckmasterflex

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  38. Fudd

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    I spent the week with my parents and met a bunch of their friends. Epstein inevitably comes up with every new friend I meet and my parents tell them "Fudd knows all about the Epstein stuff"

    Fast forward 45 minutes. Happened 3 or 4 times.

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  39. RavenNole

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    Weren’t they the ones who suggested he be taken off of suicide watch and therefore be monitored by video?
     
  40. chuckmasterflex

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    If we can't trust Jeffrey Epstein's lawyers then who can we trust?
     
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  41. Lip

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    I guess that’s better than them insinuating that you fuck children.
     
  42. billdozer

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    Epstein Created Trust With $578 Million Days Before Suicide
    BloombergAugust 19, 2019, 9:49 PM EDT
    (Bloomberg) -- Jeffrey Epstein wrote a will just two days before his suicide, saying he had about $578 million in assets that he placed in a trust, which could complicate efforts by women who say he sexually abused them to collect damages.

    Epstein, who died Aug. 10 in a federal jail cell in Manhattan, asked that Darren K. Indyke and Richard D. Kahn be appointed as executors, according to a copy of the will filed Aug. 15 with the court in the U.S. Virgin Islands.

    All of his assets were transferred to the trust as of Aug. 8, two days before he died, assuring that details on how the proceeds are distributed may remain private. The will was first reported Monday by the New York Post, which also published a document detailing Epstein’s fortune in real estate, cash, equities and other assets.

    The real estate -- from his New Mexico ranch to his Manhattan mansion and private islands -- is held through various entities laid out in the will. The assets listed are similar to those in Epstein’s unsuccessful bail request and the document was confirmed by an officer of the court in the Virgin Islands.

    The valuation does not include his art collection, which is subject to appraisal, according to the document.

    Indyke had served as an attorney for Epstein, the financier indicted on charges of conspiracy and trafficking, accused of sexually abusing dozens of girls. He pleaded guilty more than a decade ago to state prostitution charges in Florida, admitting to soliciting an underage girl. Epstein’s estate is expected to face many lawsuits by women who claim he abused them when they were children.

    It’s possible that Epstein may not have had time to take all the necessary legal steps needed to transfer each of his assets to the trust, said Bruce Steiner, an estate attorney.
     
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  43. HuskerInMiami

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    So messed up. Will they use this money to pay hush money? Or is this just to keep it out of their hands altogether?
     
  44. slogan119

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    The New Mexico stuff is interesting and being investigated now
     
  45. dblplay1212

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    Nm I googled it
     
  46. w2b

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    https://www.dailywire.com/news/50937/epstein-accuser-says-she-massaged-simpsons-creator-paul-bois

    ""He had yellow crusty toenails that even someone with a chainsaw would’ve had troubles cutting through and then there was the fluffy balls of leftover pieces of sock wedged between the crevices of his sweaty toes, now that was the real icing on the cake for me, no way could I attempt this I thought," she continued. "Then I had an idea. I went to the back of the plane and rinsed a wash cloth in warm soapy water and returned for his dreaded foot massage but not before attempting to clean them first."

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  48. Struggler

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    Leave this one alone. It’s no good for you. Have you not been distracted by the tanking economy and the talk of purchasing Greenland?
     
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