Jennifer Lopez is now 46 yrs old

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  1. Hank Scorpio

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    lechnerd is this the case?
     
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  2. Fudd VanVleet

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    I would berry my dick so far inside her ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur
     
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  3. TC

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    'Jennifer has a big butt, and it's good.'
     
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  4. Artoo

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    Says the woman that had an insurance policy on her ass.
     
  5. Gambler

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    What was she thinking might happen to her ass?
     
  6. TC

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    "Ms. Lopez, you're gonna pay these bills or we're gonna come up there and take it out of your ass."
     
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  7. TLAU

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    just "tries to live a healthy lifestyle" which, unbeknownst to her, actually results in looking sexy af
     
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  8. BP

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  9. BuckeyeRiot

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    Much rather that be a picture for on set of a Hustler movie.
     
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  10. Gunners

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    Needs to chill with the hgh
     
  11. TC

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    Huge gluteus hormone. Am I right?
     
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  12. Capt Wigs

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    Looks like a tranny in that pic.
     
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  13. IHHH

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  14. Well, guess I like chicks with dicks then if that looks like a tranny.
     
  15. IHHH

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    Why am I not surprised
     
  16. TC

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    Doc’d
     
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  17. Nole96SC

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    Instead its going to be the first ever movie about a stripper that doesnt get naked in the movie.
     
  18. Joe_Pesci

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  19. hudson

    hudson Oh, you know...stuff.
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  20. pearl

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  21. Killy Me Please

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  22. sptony

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    i drunk text j-lo
     
  23. devine

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  24. Jack Parkman

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  25. Artoo

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    Check out the fun bags on that hose hound
     
  26. bigred77

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  27. Gambler

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    I bet she does butt stuff.
     
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  28. Detlef Schrempf

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    Those boobs busy just denying gravity
     
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  29. spagett

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    A Rod probably does too
     
  30. Connor Norman

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    I’m sure she had an assist from a gifted surgeon
     
  31. Detlef Schrempf

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    Well someone give that man a raise.
     
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  32. devine

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    Would you rather be a rod or j lo
     
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  33. Gunners

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    I'd like to be pounding J Lo
     
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  34. Wu

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    A Rod looking like pee wee Herman
     
  35. ned's head

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  36. devine

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    Id like to be j lo getting pounded
     
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  37. Gunners

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    Sure ARod pounds well
     
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  38. Fusiontegra

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    He must work out.
     
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  39. dahldennsull

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    just gotta make sure there are no runners on base and it's not the post season
     
  40. I'm sure he leads off in the gangbangs
     
  41. BP

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  42. skiedfrillet

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    That’s Latin America’s ass
     
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  43. BP

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  44. Biship

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    Way hotter than 20 years ago

    Amazing
     
  45. SP1

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    I'd probably take her out for ice cream after a fine dinner at Red Lobster
     
  46. Jim Brockmire

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    She just keeps getting hotter and hotter.

    At this pace I figure she'll be about 75 when I jerk it to a still photograph of her for the first time since 1996.
     
  47. HotMic

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  48. Jim Brockmire

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    Would.
     
  49. bro

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