Jennifer Lopez is now 52 yrs old

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  1. Jack Parkman

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    and shes still got it. This is from last night

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  2. TheGrifter

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    Every time I see her I can't stop myself from thinking how she just gets hotter with age. Granted, plastic surgeons probably have a lot to do with it, but I don't see how someone can say she's not more attractive now than when she was on In Living Color.

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    her in U-Turn

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  5. Moxin24

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    Out of Sight Jennifer Lopez is the best Jennifer Lopez
     
  6. Bulworth

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    There was a period in her 30s where I didn't find her attractive at all. Once she hit her 40s, god damn, she turned on the switch on something because I'd eat that ass like it was my last meal on earth.
     
  7. Taco Sa1ad

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    "Tacos and burritos for my Ben :lovelove:"
     
  8. milquetoast

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    She was a cunt in Hitch. Will never forgive her.
     
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  9. timo

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    A bone.
     
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  10. Whiskers McSchitty

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    How dare you embed a video with all talk, all clothes, no ass. She's wearing a coat over a turtle neck how much more clothed can you get?

    Save yourself the trouble and do not watch the clip.

    Really poor form.

    This isn't a post dedicated to dialogue with J.Lo
     
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  11. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    She and Cameron Diaz need to die
     
  12. timo

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    I post that part of that movie every chance I get. Not apologizing for it.
     
  13. Whiskers McSchitty

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    So you're the guy who posts an all dialogue video when discussing a thread about the sex appeal of a famous entertainer?

    I mean I get the bone part of the clip but shit does it need to be a 2 minute clup? a 5 second gif could accomplish the same effect.

    I guess I was just expecting him to at least rip her clothes off or grab a big peice of that bootay.

    Instead it's just a clip of some B rated flick she was in.
     
  14. timo

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    yes to all of that.
     
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    The ass is most definitely fat, but that's the least-flattering picture of her face itt.
     
  16. RoyalShocker

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    They don't look like that in the packing sheds, boys
     
  17. Gambler

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    She's hot, but I've read a lot a things about the way she treats people. Sounds like a next level cunt. Yes, I would put my dick inside of her.
     
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    I would punish her with my penis for 3 or 4 minutes of thinking about my grandmother in her open casket
     
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  19. Jack Parkman

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    She seems fake as shit in all her interviews etc

    But this thread is not praising her personality
     
  20. Seavie

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    She could sit on my face
     
  21. TTgator91

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    They way way you walk, they way you talk, IM REAL and I...................
     
  22. Joe_Pesci

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    whenever i see faces like that, i think of Star Trek: Insurrection where the Son'a are getting anti-aging treatments
     
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    Who else thinks she snitched on shyne po?
     
  24. Oracle of Omahawg

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    I always think of 2001 Rolling Stone Lopez

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  25. kslim

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    money train, faggots. jesus christ
     
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  26. milquetoast

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    Wait...she wasn't in Hitch. That was Eva Mendez.

    Mixing my Spaniards
     
  27. TTgator91

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    GNR n Shaggy names on the same cover...sad times right there
     
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    Read this as you liking to think about your dead grandmother during sex.

    Like, sexually.
     
  29. TTgator91

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    She's a hoe but I respect it
     
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  30. RoyalShocker

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    How else could it be read?
     
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    lord
     
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  42. Jack Parkman

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    Now people screamin' what the deal with you and so and so
    I tell them niggas, mind their biz, but they don't hear me though

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  43. Tony Perkis

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    oh. my. god.