Jimbo Fisher is an Aggie

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  1. daddy fat sacks

    daddy fat sacks shoulda bought an ounce but you copped a dub
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    I thought Jumbo was an Evan Williams guy?
     
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  2. fuxstockings

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    damn I think you're right about that
     
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  3. TC

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    Imagine drinking bottom shelf with a $75 million contract
     
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  4. Can I Spliff it

    Can I Spliff it Is Butterbean okay?
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    This has never happened to anyone
     
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  5. w2b

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    you can take the boy outta West Virginia, but you can't take the West Virginia outta the boy.
     
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  6. Noog

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    Yeah, green label
     
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  7. Jack Parkman

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  8. Joe_Pesci

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    Green label, apparently lol
     
  9. Jack Parkman

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    The article must be better than sex for lechnerd

    Woodward explained that Fisher wouldn’t have to fight for what he wanted. Texas A&M had already built all of it. And if Fisher needed something else, he only needed to ask. To understand the difference in giving power between Texas A&M’s donors and Florida State’s donors, consider the two schools’ endowments. Florida State’s is $731 million. Texas A&M’s is $11.6 billion. Fisher won many of those fights at Florida State, but they took a toll on him and university leaders. “Even though you may get things done,” he says, “the friction and the amount of time it takes you daily to fight the battles when you should be doing something else is tough.
     
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  10. lechnerd

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  11. Jack Parkman

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  12. xec

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    While your wife is getting plowed by several dudes on the side. Hmmm, I wonder what he meant by “you should be doing something else”.
     
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  13. War Grundle

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    He’s a cunty, whiner. If he was a better coach he had all he needed at FSU. He makes excuses. Will enjoy watching him go 8-4 every year or worse.
     
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  14. lechnerd

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    Look at this bitter bitch.
     
  15. dump

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    he needed a new challenge and somewhere that wasn’t :jew: with their money

    FSU probably isnt even top 10 in facilities and stadium in CFB
     
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  16. swiz

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    247 has us 12th.
     
  17. War Grundle

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    We don’t need to be. Our players fuck hotties. Yours fuck jars.

    You’re third tier to us.
     
  18. dump

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    exactly. not top 10.

    :edmond:
     
  19. ned's head

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    This isn't really an fsu/tamu thing. They're third tier to everyone
     
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  20. IHHH

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    Really?
     
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  21. IHHH

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    He checked out
     
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  22. Whiskers McSchitty

    Whiskers McSchitty Who ate the cat?
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    Read this as he's a cunty weiner.
     
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  23. lechnerd

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    Imagine having your coach stolen by a third tier program.
     
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  24. ned's head

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    I'd imagine it would be like if your wife got caught nailing the help at la fitness. you chaulk it up to not being able to control someone else's lack of standards and move on.
     
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  25. lechnerd

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    Imagine making the mistake thinking you're better than the help at LA Fitness.
     
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  26. War Grundle

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    You guys rescuing us from that buyout I will always be thankful for.
     
  27. lechnerd

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    Ahhh the old "we actually didn't even want our coach that won us a national championship" argument. Solid.
     
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  28. Saul Shabazz

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    I mean you saw how we did bobby
     
  29. Saul Shabazz

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    Us po folk know shit milk when we smell it
     
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  30. Jack Parkman

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    SEC man now

     
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  31. War Grundle

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    It's like a cult.
     
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  32. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    Do they get free haircuts?
     
  33. War Grundle

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    He doesnt need one
     
  34. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

    NoleNBlue (Ret.) The fuck is that? It's an armoire.
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    HAHAHAHA THAT WAS THE JOKE
     
  35. lechnerd

    lechnerd They say Monaco is a sunny place for shady people
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    I can’t even get this jealousy from my exes and they really long for me.
     
  36. War Grundle

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    Trust me bud, we aren't jealous. We're glad you took the $40 million dollar buyout of our hands. He's a broken man.
     
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  37. DeToxRox

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    Do it Jimbo
     
  38. TC

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    Jimbo and Tom meet for a kiss at midfield
     
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  39. lechnerd

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    “Thanks for taking our national championship-winning coach”
     
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  40. lechnerd

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    Tom has got to do
    Something to stem the tide in recruiting. We’re destroying them.
     
  41. Tom Servo

    Tom Servo A bunch of our ship fell off and nobody likes me
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    and also

    "Thanks for taking our 5-6 record with a top 5 roster and preseason #3, and on the hook for $40 million coach"
     
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  42. * J Y *

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  43. ned's head

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    Jimbo couldn't beat herman when he was at houston. When he's at texas? Not great, bob
     
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  44. lechnerd

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    If you can’t handle us at our worst then you don’t deserve us at our best.

    #$€($€($€(
     
  45. dump

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    Houston had better talent
     
  46. dump

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    Big brother :roll:
     
  47. Joe_Pesci

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    interesting you would say this

     
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  48. w2b

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    too bad the LaMichael James arrest thread got lost in the crash.
     
  49. Joe_Pesci

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    yeah it's too bad we can't compare something i said nearly 10 years ago to what your boy there said last month
     
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  50. Joe_Pesci

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    "we defend our players" :pffft:

    kills me every time
     
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