Jimbo Fisher is an Aggie

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  1. Saul Shabazz

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    Redemption

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  2. steamengine

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    So you’re claiming responsibility?
     
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  3. Saul Shabazz

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    Lol I dont give people money
     
  4. Saul Shabazz

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    Because I have none
     
  5. LetItSoak

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    Taylor Jacobs was a booster?
     
  6. TC

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    A 2019 article in Bleacher Report detailed a number of problems with the culture of the FSU program under Fisher. According to former assistants, the players seemed to lose their drive after the 2013 national championship season. Additionally, Bleacher Report revealed that Florida State had the worst Academic Progress Rate score of any Power Five program, and was actually on the verge of an automatic postseason ban. Reportedly, Fisher had given his assistants a mandate to "keep players eligible" above all else; athletic director Dave Coburn conceded as much. Fisher's successor, Willie Taggart, was stunned at the apparent laissez-faire attitude toward academics when he arrived, and instituted immediate changes. Several former assistants from Fisher's tenure believed the casual attitude toward academics were part of a larger erosion of discipline that gradually led to a sense of entitlement.[9]
     
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    FSU is a soft ass program
     
  8. HOOSINSC

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    [QUOTE="TC, post: 16180618, member: 2797" Fisher's successor, Willie Taggart, was stunned at the apparent laissez-faire attitude toward academics [9][/QUOTE]


    this is more of an indictment on Taggart than anyone else.
     
  9. Saul Shabazz

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    Skuz we dont have enough big buildings with books and shit......that's why we was worst at learnin
     
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  10. LetItSoak

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    Jimbo's biggest problem, aside from letting the culture get so bad he made players sign promise notes to try hard, was his post-Jameis qb recruiting

    JJ Cosentino (frat star who never attempted being a college qb), Sean Maguire (nice kid, tried hard at least), Everett Golson as a GT, Deondre Francois (booted for domestic violence) James Blackman (listed at 6'4 165lbs) and Bailey Hockman (transferred after a year) isn't going to get it done
     
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  11. Fuck this

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    forgot about our club drug popping 5 star Malik Henry
     
  12. LetItSoak

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    And DeAndre Johnson who got booted for punching a girl at a bar before his first spring practice ended
     
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  13. Saul Shabazz

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    Guy built his offense around those qbs when had Dalvin
     
  14. Saul Shabazz

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    It was free money post 2014
     
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  15. TC

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    Meanwhile Dabo's guys stay ready to run through brick walls. You guys disgust me
     
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    Him having to personally see QBs throw before offering is holding us up on offering whoever our 2022 QB is
     
  17. Fuck this

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    that’s the ostarine
     
  18. Saul Shabazz

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    Money helps
     
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  19. Saul Shabazz

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    And this
     
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  20. LetItSoak

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    He's still doing that? If that's the case I assume he's still conducting passing scrimmages in games you should easily win where your rb is feasting so you end up beating Wake Forest 17-10
     
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  21. Saul Shabazz

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    That was the LSU game
     
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  22. LetItSoak

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    Looks like Vandy too
     
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    [​IMG]

    and Vandy
     
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  24. Saul Shabazz

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    If they had chuck k at dc they lose both by blocked fg return for tds
     
  25. dump

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    Luckily any QB should be an upgrade over Kellen Mond
     
  26. ned's head

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    :beaver:

    The dumpflower has transitioned to the dumptree, and I for one am excited for it to take roots
     
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  27. Lawnole23

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    Ahhh the Jimbo special. Opponent have one of the worst run defenses in the country and you have some combination of Devonta Freeman/Dalvin Cook? Fuck it we're passing it 50 times and going to win by 3.
     
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  28. dump

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    dont have a WR who can get separation? Lets target the best CB in America all night
     
  29. Lawnole23

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    Jimbo designed the play to have that WR open. If it doesn't work it's because the WR fucked it up.
     
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    or his lame ass WR coach isnt worth a fuck
     
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  31. Saul Shabazz

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    chris Thompson isnt a 25 totes between the tackle RB?

    watch this, buddy
     
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  32. Bricktop the white

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    If jimbo learns to cut deadweight from his staff in a timely fashion, he should have a bunch of success.

    His endless devotion to trashcan trickett, moreso than any other factor, lead to the implosion of FSU football.
     
  33. LetItSoak

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    His early hires at FSU were really strong and then he brought in Charles Kelly, Bill Miller, Randy Sanders and Lawing while retaining Trickett/Dawsey despite having the 7th largest assistant pool in the nation. That, as much as anything else, killed his time in Tallahassee.
     
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    his staff has been good here so far except for Craig

    our OL coach was on the fan hot seat for a year or two but the unit has been stellar so far and he hasnt whiffed on too many top targets

    He just needs to focus on keeping Elko and our younger DL coach Elijah Robinson. The other DL coach is basically the Aggie version of Odell Haggins and his son is a WR here
     
  35. Norm Peterson

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    Yeah, Dalvin's talent is so much more impressive considering what he was able to do running behind the most inept line in college football.
     
  36. steamengine

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    Fabric Softener U, some even say
     
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  37. xec

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    Craig isn’t a good coach, but you don’t really hire Craig to coach.
     
  38. Fuck this

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    bagssssss
     
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  39. dump

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    Candi only got $3.5 million and $4,500 a month in child support?

    Talk about blowing your load early. Should have waited a couple more years
     
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    also I just now found out he married his girlfriend in August

    :ohnoes:
     
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  41. Nole0515

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    She also gets 500k year for being on the Kidz 1st foundation board
     
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  42. ned's head

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    Idk. Seems like a lot of money to pay someone for cheating on and humiliating you
     
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  43. dump

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    but then like a couple years later you get a $75 million deal and an even hotter sidepiece
     
  44. Saul Shabazz

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    Then you marry the former side
     
  45. NoleNBlue (Ret.)

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    Classic blunder. Can’t turn a hoe into a housewife.
     
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  46. dump

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    well they are finally out of that toxic Tallahassee environment
     
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    It is easier to stay committed when the student body is devoid of any talent.
     
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  48. dump

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    I’m sorry that our coeds don’t belong on the stripper pole
     
  49. fucktx

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    they belong in the stockyards