Jimmy Cheat World: The Official Michigan Scandal Thread. *

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  1. repoocs

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    I will be rooting for the former ND Little Engine that Could of a QB Tommy Rees. So proud of that young man.

    And, you know, I appreciate his lack of an intricate cheating ring.
     
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  2. Bert Handsome

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    Absolutely not. What is one more for Bama. They are firmly planted as the dominant force of an era. Everyone else does not want another program to experience the satisfaction of winning a title. Especially a team that that was punished for multiple different infractions over the year. I am a Michigan hater by nature tho.
     
  3. Saul Shabazz

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    Milksteak wins it

    Takes bears job

    Casually mentions in week 5 he cheated even harder after being discovered
     
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  4. goblue31602

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  5. Corch

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    I can't speak to Matt's intelligence but there doesn't seem to be much gray area in the sign stealing scheme
     
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  6. goblue31602

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    The rules aren't written the way you think but whatevs. All the other ways y'all cheat there are no gray areas but yes let's pretend we're the only ones.
     
  7. dblplay1212

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    :roll:
     
  8. Butthead

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    But paying players isn't a gray area at all
     
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  10. Constant

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    This guy is a gem!
     
  11. GGCD

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    "25+"

    Here is a complete list of everyone we have in the portal and the snaps they played on offense/defense this season:

    QB Kyle McCord - 703
    WR Julian Fleming - 552
    RB Evan Pryor - 32
    C Victor Cutler - 21
    C Jakob James - 6
    DE Omari Abor - 29
    LB Reid Carrico - 0
    CB Ryan Turner - 28
    CB Jyaire Brown - 47
    S Cam Martinez - 28
    S Kye Stokes - 10
    K Parker Lewis - 2 ST

    That's everyone and that's 12.

    You can't just double it and add a plus sign for kicks. Doesn't work like that.
     
  12. IrishLAX2

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    How many scholarships are you projected to have next year?

    I know for ND due to Covid years, we have like 93 projected right now with zero expectation for transfers coming in. Add 7+ transfers in and that’s 15+ more kids that need to leave the program on top of the exodus we’ve already experienced. We’re hoping they’re at the bottom of the program and not the two deep.
     
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  13. herb.burdette

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    We currently have 17 who have declared (1), are out of eligibility (4), or have entered the portal (12).

    We have another 5-10 who can declare for the NFL and have the talent. We’re also not done with portal entries.

    We can hit the portal if there are good players and not worry about numbers.

    In 2023, Lorenzo Styles and Nigel Glover had to walk on because we hit 85.
     
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  14. gritzy

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    #MichiganMath
     
  15. FourClover01

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  16. Constant

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    Imagine taking David Shuster seriously.

    What's next? Posts from the mgoblog board?
     
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  17. dblplay1212

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    I'll put you down as a Michigan Man.
     
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  18. hood b. goode

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  19. pianoman

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  20. Artoo

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    This person is also deep into QAnon
     
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  21. southlick

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  22. Constant

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    Probably the most sense Des has made.
     
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  23. Corch

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    Unintentional irony is the best
     
  24. Artoo

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    Can you highlight the lie or lies?

    Dude is a clown and always has been. ESPN hired him for his rage bait popularity with the SEC crowd
     
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  25. Goose

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    He didn’t say anything of substance, because I don’t think his brain is capable of that, but he’s inferring Michigan has done nothing wrong and playing the victim more than Trump
     
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  26. hood b. goode

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  27. dblplay1212

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    Finebaum = SEC
    Desmond = Michigan

    They do they same freaking thing. Desmond saying you can't take Finebaum seriously on the SEC is is laughable when he's the same person about anything Michigan related.
     
  28. Anison

    Anison Fair and square
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    No, he’s inferring Paul Finebaum is exactly what everyone on TMB has said he is for years.
     
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  29. dblplay1212

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    Which is exactly what Desmond is so what's the point?
     
  30. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    I think the algorithm fed me this ad because of the last few posts here:
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  31. Artoo

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    Well, don't leave us hanging, who was the Heisman winner bust?
     
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  32. AbeFroman

    AbeFroman You touch me, I yell RAT!

    If I click on that it will never stop.
     
  33. Anison

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    Certainly not the MVP of Super Bowl XXXI
     
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  34. Constant

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    And the leading voice in CFB media to this day!
     
  35. Lucky24Seven

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    Interesting to think about. Desmond was for sure an outstanding WR in college, but never panned out as a WR in the NFL. Is that still a “bust” even though he was a decent return guy but obviously didn’t pan out for the position they drafted him for and at?
     
  36. Constant

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    I mean, the guy traded up into the top 5 to draft an undersized WR who never made a dent on offense in the NFL. Then compounded the error by failing to recognize the true skill that would make the guy stick in the NFL for 10 years or so and win a SB MVP.

    And he's laughing at who? It should have cost him his job (if it didn't).
     
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  37. Tug

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    Andre Ware is the biggest Heisman bust because it partially led to Bye Bye Barry.

    Desmond Howard sucks though
     
  38. dblplay1212

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    He was drafted 4th overall and topped 300 yards receiving in a season once.

    2023 Tyreek Hill will most likely pass Howard's career receiving yards next week.
     
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  39. Constant

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    Whoa, let's put some respect on Tony Mandarich, the roided-up Sparty OL who went #2.
     
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  40. dblplay1212

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    I don't recall him winning a Heisman.
     
  41. Tug

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    Tony Mandarich didn’t win a Heisman and like bust ass Desmond managed to perform in the NFL to a lower than expected standard
     
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  42. Summa

    Summa GOAT lurker, liking your posts from 3 days ago
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    :smuggyurban:
     
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  43. Constant

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    Yeah good point.
     
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  44. Constant

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    Wow, failed to win even a Heisman, let alone the even rarer Super Bowl MVP. Sad, but understandable... only a tiny handful of guys have done both.

    Tiny hands... was that Mandarich's issue?
     
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  45. Tug

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    No Mandarich’s issue was that he really liked steroids and it was really dumb for the Packers to draft an OG
     
  46. Constant

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    The Packers have their hands all over this thing. IIRC correctly, that's who Wash jumped to get ahead of for Howard (someone will probably correct me, and I'm too lazy to look back). And of course, that's where he had his ultimate success.
     
  47. hood b. goode

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    This is uniquely funny cause I run ads on taboola as part of my digital marketing job
     
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  48. RalfBully

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    One good thing about the SEC/ESPN merger thing would be Desmond getting fired.
     
  49. The Banks

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    Just saw a Ray Bans spyglass commercial and very disappointed they didn’t utilize michigan winning football games because of them
     
  50. M'ark Pepperonio

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    It would've been a great commercial because those glasses and the cheating are the only reason they beat MSU this year.