Job board thread: Looking for a job? TMB members have open positions

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by StinkusP1nkus, Sep 14, 2016.

  1. StinkusP1nkus

    StinkusP1nkus Ball State #1
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    Searching for software engineers (developers)...remote or SE Michigan. Financial services industry.

    If hired and working remote, you'll come onsite for a week to meet your team.

    Send me a message if interested. Can't guarantee anything other than an interview (assuming you're qualified)
     
    #1 StinkusP1nkus, Sep 14, 2016
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  2. Jax Teller

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  3. StinkusP1nkus

    StinkusP1nkus Ball State #1
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    Changed the thread title.
     
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  4. Trop

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    Salary? What industry?
     
  5. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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  6. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    Looking for a position as a full time space cowboy part time gangster of love.
     
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  7. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Flippin' heck
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    Looking to replace my assistant that forwards every call in the building to me.

    I have nothing to do with the hiring of this position, ironically.
     
  8. bingbing

    bingbing NCAA Leader in Vacated Titles
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    Anyone need dog shit picked up out of their yard?
     
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  9. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.
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    Anybody got a second or third shift gas station attendant job open? Preferably third shift.
     
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  10. Houndster

    Houndster Ball don't lie
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    I'd like a job that doesn't make me want to kill myself. Thanks.
     
  11. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    You can take my shift on Tuesday nights at the Exxon in Alabaster. Got roller derby practice.
     
  12. DrTomOsbourne

    DrTomOsbourne Insane Woman Magnet
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    What about Chinese shit?
     
  13. kslim

    kslim EMAW
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    You paying for travel to said interview?
     
  14. StinkusP1nkus

    StinkusP1nkus Ball State #1
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    This is literally why we can't have nice things.
     
  15. UncleJesse

    UncleJesse She came up and asked if I wanted a Big Mac.
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    Yep. Straight to Funky Town.
     
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  16. Baron

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    hello, i hate my job too. i am in financial services but no programmer. tia.
     
  17. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    If you want to have a serious job opportunity thread I suggest you put it on the Donor Board.
     
  18. Mitch Cumstein

    Mitch Cumstein yells at cloud
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    and if you get the job, put your contact info into your sig. fucking assholes.

    Thanks,

    Mitch
     
  19. StinkusP1nkus

    StinkusP1nkus Ball State #1
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    Not sure, but I'm guessing so. The week in office would definitely be covered. I'll PM you.
     
  20. Ned Yocho

    Ned Yocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    Is there any aspect of the job that relates to building security?
     
  21. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    Looking to replace the new hire we just got that thinks I give a fuck about car videos he shows me on his phone.

    Contact me for details. I'll work it out with my boss
     
  22. Walt Disney

    Walt Disney #Dawgzy #Runlyfe #MCFC
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    Looking for 6 fig wfh programming 35 hour/week job

    Tia
     
  23. CraigAnne Conway

    CraigAnne Conway Putting that ball into the basketball ring
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    Lol when did you retards start assuming this was a serious message board?

    We got people offended by words, people crying about people not taking things seriously. People crying about other people using the first letter of their irl name...

    At what point do guys realize that TMB has passed you by, and just take your L and go home?
     
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  24. dukebuckeye

    dukebuckeye Who wants a body massage?
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  25. HOOSINSC

    HOOSINSC You're with me leather
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    i have a chinaman than regularly poops in my yard, can you handle that too?
     
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  26. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    If anyone wants to work in the exciting world of ice pops let me know.
     
  27. Shadow

    Shadow Build that wall.
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    I can get you 6 figures after a 4 year progression but it's a tad more than 35 hours a week.
     
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  28. WC

    WC Bad Company, till the day I die.
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    Raleigh would be a terrific expansion point.
     
  29. Cherno Alpha

    Cherno Alpha Last of the T-90's
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    I have need of a...discrete...assistant

    Salary negotiable, benefits included
     
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  30. Trop

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    Looks like all the witty folks above have access to the donor board.
     
  31. oknole

    oknole MC OG
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    Looking for an IT Sysadmin to come work for me. 12 month position at a school, so all the sweet school time off except for summer break. Need someone who can do day to day desktop support and knows a little Wordpress. Come work for a TMB OG, where mainboarding is not only allowed, it's encouraged.

    Pay isn't great, and you have to relocate to rural OK.:yaoface:
     
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  32. Jimmy the Saint

    Jimmy the Saint Tommy Heisman 2019
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    If anyone wants to work in assurance or tax at a regional CPA firm in the Midwest, Northwest, or Southwest, please reach out.

    Best Regards,
    Jimmy the Saint, CPA
     
  33. Lyrtch

    Lyrtch Nude Member
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    need social workers in Oregon thanks

    its at a hospice so be prepared to wish death on patients and yourself regularly

    really do need two people tho
     
  34. WC

    WC Bad Company, till the day I die.
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    Raleigh police is hiring if any of you want to risk your lives just so dbl can tell you how to do the job properly from his couch.
     
  35. buy_dont_lease

    buy_dont_lease I need loyalty, I expect loyalty.
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    Redav Iron Mickey
     
  36. Louis Holth

    Louis Holth David LaChapelle levels of not giving a fuck
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    Well I guess wishing death and hospice go hand-in-hand.
     
  37. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    I am just looking for a job speaking on the pompitous of love.
     
  38. ~ taylor ~

    ~ taylor ~ Do less.
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    Shirtless from his couch.
     
  39. Connor Norman

    Connor Norman Cool ass dog
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    Able to work remote from Atlanta?
     
  40. Redav

    Redav No puppet. No puppet. You're the puppet.
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    Georgia Bulldogs

    I'd also like one of these.
     
  41. Jax Teller

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    #41 Jax Teller, Sep 14, 2016
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  42. Merica

    Merica Please don't quote this.
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    Why don't we just make an actual jobs board?

    Salespeople can reach out to people who might be in their industry as well.
     
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  43. Jake Scott

    Jake Scott Phase III
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    Who else is in Healthcare IT?
     
  44. Jax Teller

    Jax Teller Well-Known Member
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    N.
     
    #44 Jax Teller, Sep 14, 2016
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  45. Joe_Pesci

    Joe_Pesci Taiwan #1
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    i bet you would care if he was showing honda videos
     
  46. Merica

    Merica Please don't quote this.
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    Gaddam.

    Did y'all just fire a bunch of people or are y'all expanding like a mofo?
     
  47. Jax Teller

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  48. Connor Norman

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    Some stuff on there I may look into. Anyway you can find out if any can be worked remotely? Can't really move from Atlanta right now but I need out of my current job.
     
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  49. Jax Teller

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    #49 Jax Teller, Sep 14, 2016
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  50. Jax Teller

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    PM me.