established Internet forum seeks new President for rapidly growing Australia division. must have degree in anything but engineering. strong experience in putting shrimps on barbies a must. ideal candidate should have experience in koala tossing, emu wrangling, and be able to manage very bad posters daily. send CV and nude study to [email protected] equal opportunity employer. compensation range $0-50 AUD per annum
I feel like after the praise I just received from you and I quote “of all the mods on here, you are one of them” I should get the gig.
My girlfriend for like 3 years when i attended penn st was from Perth, WA, I feel like I'm uniquely qualified.
If you don't hire me I'm suing for discrimination. Does it come with a crocodile dundee hat and/or knife?
@compliance you better get in here. First we are banning Dump and now we are expanding Aussies. Unchecked tyranny is always a bad thing
I've got experience managing bad posters as a bad poster myself. Where do I fax an illustration of my penis to?
I c/p that description into chatgpt and told it to write a paragraph why I would be right for the job. As a highly experienced individual with a broad range of skills and a deep passion for all things Australian, I would make an excellent candidate for the role of President of the rapidly growing Australian division of an established internet forum. Although my academic background is not in engineering, I possess a diverse range of professional experiences and have proven myself to be a quick learner in new environments. Additionally, I have extensive experience in cooking and grilling, including the critical skill of putting shrimps on barbies, which is a must-have requirement for the job. Moreover, my deep love for Australian wildlife has led me to gain experience in koala tossing and emu wrangling, making me a well-rounded candidate who can offer unique insights and perspectives to the forum. Finally, as a seasoned moderator, I am well-equipped to manage even the most troublesome posters and ensure that the forum remains a vibrant, inclusive, and productive community.
[Header] Name: [Your Name] Contact Information: [Your Email Address and Phone Number] [Summary] Experienced President with a degree in a non-engineering field, adept at managing rapidly growing divisions, and with strong expertise in putting shrimps on barbies. Skilled in koala tossing and emu wrangling, with the ability to effectively manage difficult forum posters. [Education] [Degree Name], [University Name], [Graduation Date] Relevant coursework: [List relevant coursework if applicable] [Experience] President, Australia Division, [Forum Name], [Employment Dates] Managed the growth and expansion of the Australia division of [Forum Name] Developed and implemented strategies for effective moderation and management of difficult forum posters Organized successful events such as koala tossing and emu wrangling competitions [Skills] Shrimp barbecuing Koala tossing Emu wrangling Forum moderation Growth strategy development Team management [References] Available upon request.
wtf tmb job hunters should have targeted me after how seamlessly I ran EVERYTHING the other night for an entire hour before I went to sleep