Job opportunity

Discussion in 'The Mainboard' started by GoodForAnother, Feb 16, 2023.

  1. JVP

    JVP Well-Known Member
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    I already sent them to your mum so he can get them off her.
     
    #51 JVP, Feb 17, 2023
    Last edited: Feb 17, 2023
  2. kinghill

    kinghill Cool American Flavour
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    australian tld is available

    let’s do this
     
  3. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    I would like the job, but I am going to be honest with you - I don’t like to actually work. If we could just give me money and a job title but not require any measurable results or effort, I feel like I could really knock it out of the park.

    Taint pics available upon request.
     
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  4. Taffy

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    Guys, I'm from Old South Wales. I have an inherent rapport with the offspring of my convict ancestors. I am also willing to consider tossing off any animals if that strengthens my application.
     
  5. MLS

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    Well, I easily get the job for the Saudi expansion
     
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  6. Constant

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    I think the real question is, to what extent does the presence of drugs in my system improve my candidacy?
     
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  7. Fancy

    Fancy thanks, i hate it
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    you know I love a job

    Love em
     
    #57 Fancy, Feb 17, 2023
    Last edited: Feb 17, 2023
  8. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    look at this cheeky bastard, fair play mate.
     
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  9. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Where does the line form to be tossed off?
     
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  10. Hoss Bonaventure

    Hoss Bonaventure I can’t pee with clothes touching my butt
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    You know the fast part of Rap God? Yeah I can do that. I got the job right?
     
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  11. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    Wonder if this is a joke thread just like the one where the OP started on about banning somebody?

    Grow up. The racist attacks on here against us aussies from you flogs needs to stop.
     
  12. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    Says you who has a liverpool flag in their avatar. Stop lying.
     
  13. Prospector

    Prospector I am not a new member
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    This is a bit, right?
     
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  14. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
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    Racist
     
  15. shivious

    shivious He thinks the carpet pissers did this?
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    I was a bus boy for Outback Steakhouse from 96-98. I assume this direct, cultural experience is what you are looking for.
     
  16. VaxRule

    VaxRule Mmm ... Coconuts
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    Somebody definitely needs to take a remedial flag class
     
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  17. GoodForAnother

    GoodForAnother I’d rather be down the allotment
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    hired
     
  18. shivious

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    I won’t let you down, mate.
     
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  19. BrickTamland

    BrickTamland You're not Ron...
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    [​IMG]
     
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  20. Gizmoandsooz

    Gizmoandsooz Well-Known Member
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    Nup. You're as fucking ignorant as anything you racist piece of shit.
     
  21. Fat Drunk & Stupid

    Fat Drunk & Stupid Barning Hard
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    Dearest Cuntshit,

    I don't think Australian qualifies as a race.

    YIC,
    FDAS
     
  22. One Two

    One Two Hot Dog Vibes
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    Barves2125 is a pretty tolerant and progressive dude. His hatred for Australians is somewhat justified though due to that time when he found out his girlfriend was fucking a bloomin onion™️ on the side.
     
  23. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    lmao
     
  24. Taffy

    Taffy Token Brit poster
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    I uhhh...I'm at a loss here
     
  25. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
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    Welsh Dragon and the Liver Bird look the same to racist aussies
     
  26. Taffy

    Taffy Token Brit poster
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    We've reached peak stupidity. Pack it up, let's call it a day.
     
  27. ats

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    Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

    fuck it
    Shedump’s on a roll
     
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  28. Constant

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    When did you become a race?
     
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  29. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
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    :laugh:
     
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  30. pnk$krtcrÿnästÿ

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    It's the single greatest pun in tmb history and lemme tell ya, there have some ok ones
     
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  31. Barves2125

    Barves2125 "Ready to drive the Ferarri" - Reuben Foster
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    I was saying that all ways of getting chlamydia are good ways of getting chlamydia, you ass penny.
     
  32. Constant

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    Just a fantastic reference.

     
  33. Beachy Toast

    Beachy Toast He wants you too, Malachi.
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    You wanna play knifey spoony?
     
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  34. Truman

    Truman Well-Known Member
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  35. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    I think I have seen enough already to say stop insulting Dump with the @shedump tag for the one whose poopoo circles the toilet the wrong way.
     
  36. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    [​IMG]
     
  37. lunchbox

    lunchbox ...
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    I do hope future president of rapidly growing australia division will cut out this riff raff

    Ahead in time but not manners smh
     
  38. Melbz

    Melbz Well-Known Member

    You're a disgrace Suzi
     
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  39. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Hrmm, going to need to actually follow up but this candidates three references. Can't have another George Santos situation on our hands.
     
  40. Pile Driving Miss Daisy

    Pile Driving Miss Daisy It angries up the blood
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    Fuck no
     
  41. brolift

    brolift 2sweet
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    Lotta whinging in this post.
     
  42. a.tramp

    a.tramp Insubordinate and churlish
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    oof
     
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  43. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  44. Nug

    Nug MexicanNug
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    I'm sure she will handle this with grace and humility
     
  45. Constant

    Constant Meh
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    You racist cuntshit!
     
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  46. Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all

    Tiger Tiger Woods Y'all Putting big balls in little holes, circa 1995
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    I mean….


    Isn’t it kind of the case where she’s one of the few people who gets a pass to use that word?
     
  47. BuckeyeRiot

    BuckeyeRiot Team Nicki
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    Not with a hard R.
     
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  48. Daniel Ocean

    Daniel Ocean I only lied about being a thief
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    are you a pos or just stupid?
    I think (if she is on the spectrum) she should understand how fucked up it is to use that word.
     
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  49. RockHardJawn39

    RockHardJawn39 #FranklinOUT
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    I think she’s mentally deficient to some extent, or on the spectrum. She is clearly full of hateful rhetoric, though.
     
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  50. fucktx

    fucktx ruthkanda forever
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    shedump applies

    dump says awful shit all the time when he’s blooming