Joe Buck Getting a Divorce After Wife Finds Out Hes Fucking Fernando Tatis

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  1. Jack Parkman

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    TerezOwens - Fox Baseball’s Joe Buck has a lot of haters out there..He’s a smarmy arrogant guy who turns a lot of guys off..but apparently guys turn him on..My source tells me..”Some one called in WFAN NY Boomer and Carton Show (they are on vacation so it was Joe beningo and Evan Roberts) and said how Joe Buck is going through a divorce. The caller said how it is “common knowledge” in St. Louis that Joe Buck is gay, but the rumor is that Joe Buck and Fernando Tatis had sex and Joe’s wife found out or something. I have no idea if any of this is true, I live in NY and don’t know what goes on in St.Louis” I don’t doubt Joe Buck is a switch hitter..-TO
     
  2. Arkadin

    Arkadin Doctors orders, go fuck yourself
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  3. w2b

    w2b thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
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    i heard Buck lets him hit 2 Grand Slams in 1 inning.
     
  4. ruteelrice

    ruteelrice I been rolling in that purple
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    so now i guess tatis wasn't trying to keep ike from falling over the railing here....
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    he really likes touching balls
    Tatis Nut Slap
     
  5. prerecordedlive

    prerecordedlive Flippin' heck
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  6. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Well-Known Member
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    So maybe Bucks favorite website REALLY IS isuckcock.com
     
  7. Houndster

    Houndster Ball don't lie
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    sounds about right
     
  8. ruteelrice

    ruteelrice I been rolling in that purple
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  9. RapesWithaSmile

    RapesWithaSmile tell em fuck em i never loved em and salutations.
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    :laugh: joe should be smiling
     
  10. Mix

    Mix I deserve to be blown before the Jacuzzi
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    sounds about right
     
  11. Jean-Ralphio

    Jean-Ralphio A real toe-tapper
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  12. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    So they are reporting this bc someone called into a radio station saying it? :facepalm:
     
  13. Jack Parkman

    Jack Parkman Well-Known Member
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    THE CAPE HAS BEEN TAKEN OUT OF THE CLOSET!
     
  14. Arkadin

    Arkadin Doctors orders, go fuck yourself
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    Knights don't wear capes in battle do they?
     
  15. dblplay1212

    dblplay1212 Well-Known Member
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    Sometimes.
     
  16. cdaysker

    cdaysker Quarry
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    :golfclap:
     
  17. zeberdee

    zeberdee you can't pause toast
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    That explains Tatis' wide stance at the plate.
     
  18. MJH

    MJH Well-Known Member
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    Yeah, some of the people who call in to sports talk radio are the dumbest sports fans on the planet. Certainly possible because I think Buck is a an :aero:, but I'd rake it more seriously if it wasn't from a sports talk radio caller.
     
  19. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    Their sex tape will be amazing.
     
  20. ruteelrice

    ruteelrice I been rolling in that purple
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    Hopefully it doesn't start, "Hi i'm Joe Buck, Tim McCarver is coming right up"
     
  21. TDCD

    TDCD FSU Men's Football, UConn Women's Basketball

  22. phunkybuck

    phunkybuck Your pennies have been in my ass
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    My roommate is from STL and told me he heard rumors about Buck with Todd Zeile and Jim Edmonds but not Tatis. He was not surprised when I read him this story.
     
  23. zeberdee

    zeberdee you can't pause toast
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    Joe Buck would do anything to get himself into Brett Favre's Wranglers.
     
  24. triceratops

    triceratops Tribe Of Dan
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    I don't trust Sports Radio Caller guy
     
  25. brahmanknight

    brahmanknight MC OG, UCF Knights, bacon, vodka, white wemminz
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    Lost it.
     
  26. NYGator

    NYGator Hebrew's Master
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    :golfclap:
    (surprised at how few people picked up on the reference)

    RIP Artie
     
  27. noleit

    noleit Member

    :golfclap:
     
  28. Ned Yocho

    Ned Yocho Please don't get lost in the sauce
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    somewhere aero is all

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  29. Redav

    Redav No puppet. No puppet. You're the puppet.
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    As will the commentary


    :drumroll:
     
  30. TDCD

    TDCD FSU Men's Football, UConn Women's Basketball

    i was hoping for a bunch of baseball sex puns in this thread by now
     
  31. bendbehindthenut

    bendbehindthenut New Member

    Buck is a queer? NO FUCKING WAI!!!!!!! :gays: