Joe Burrow, the hero we need

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  1. DeToxRox

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  2. Beeds07

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    Bruh trying to avoid the Bengals
     
  4. beist

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    Most of the deals I work on have project names to keep the details confidential. A few years back the target company was based out of Cincinnati and the deal was referred to as Project Skyline and I totally cracked the code in like 5 minutes.
     
  5. ashy larry

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    imagine eating in Louisiana for a year and then having to move to Ohio :donotwant:
     
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  6. Beeds07

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    I don't care if he's from there
     
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  7. dukebuckeye

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    His PMT interview after they won the natty was the best.
     
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  9. IvanTheTerrible

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    He complained about the food down here as well....
     
  10. IvanTheTerrible

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  11. Beeds07

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    That's a lot of spices for a white dude from Ohio. Maybe more plain baked chicken breast?
     
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  12. IvanTheTerrible

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    He went on PMT podcast after the Heisman and said "It's hard to find a salad or Italian food down there. Everything is fried".

    This might be the only stupid thing I've heard him say while at LSU.
     
  13. bro

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    Is Baton Rogue known for its diverse culinary prowess?

    I've never been
     
  14. IvanTheTerrible

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    Off the top, I could name a number of Italian restaurants in Baton Rouge that are pretty well known in the college football circle (Ruffinos, Nino's, Digiulio Brothers, Little Village are the best). I just think it was a short sided thing to say. Especially for a dude who has a nutritional center open 24/7


    The guys on PMT kind of "Ok'd" his comments about the food. Which if your only time to visit LSU or south LA is when Alabama is in town, I sort of get it. With that being said, most people aren't eating Etouffee, jambalaya or gumbo every single night of the week.
     
  15. WC

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    Good luck beating out Ryan Finley, Joe
     
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  16. Clown Baby

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    Maybe Joe really is the next Tom Brady and his idea of a decadent meal is like a kale salad with some strawberries and walnuts
     
  17. wes tegg

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    Yes. The food there is awesome.
     
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    Hopefully they pay him enough in an endorsement deal where he does one of those awful local market tv commercials
     
  19. Clown Baby

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  20. JonathanCoachman

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    That shit has made its way to my part of the country probably because of Ohio’s shitty economy and all the refugees we have to take in. So far, it’s just the grocery store version, which must be unspeakably horrible.
     
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  21. Pelican Grove

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    Way better than New Orleans
     
  22. CF3234

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    Goose Is an Ohio native's opinion on Skyline good enough for you? Or do you have 100+ questions on whether or not he has enough experience with Skyline to give an opinion worth your time?
     
  23. DeToxRox

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    Did you know that on Death Row, inmates request Skyline Chili not as a last meal, but in lieu of lethal injection.
     
  24. Tobias

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    i found a skyline chili recipe online that i am going to try this weekend
     
  25. Wu

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    joey b arcs a giant skyline-fueled diarrhea spray through the uprights
     
  26. ashy larry

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    spending too much time on the dark web Toby
     
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    The Loubias centipede comes to its tragic end
     
  28. Goose

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    If you have a Kroger near you they typically sell it by the can or in the frozen section
     
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  29. Goose

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    Enjoying living free rent here folks
     
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  30. Tobias

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    i dont

    want to get some cinnamon under my fingernails anyways
     
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  31. IvanTheTerrible

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  32. JonathanCoachman

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    Are there Publix where you live? They have them. And shame on them. I thought they were a top tier grocer.

    I might have to go start shopping at the Wal Mart grocery store where all the proletariates shop if Publix does not heed my demand to dispose of that rancidness.
     
  33. IvanTheTerrible

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  34. AbeFroman

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    Uniform, pads, cleats, and all.

    Damn that is awesome.
     
  35. Louis Holth

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  36. pockets

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    Burrow is correct. BR’s food scene is horrible. The cajun food is to the west and creole (and Italian) to the south, and they’re stuck in the middle as a capital city with a big university with no culture whatsoever. Lots of chains and bad restaurants.
     
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  37. repoocs

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    Skyline uses beef brains.
     
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  38. DeToxRox

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    So for people willingly choosing to eat Skyline, it’s the only time those people actually have a brain.
     
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  39. marcus

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    I love Skyline, but everyone knows what a piece of shit I am and how I suck my own balls.
     
  40. DeToxRox

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    I mean Hitler probably liked Big Macs.
     
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  41. AIP

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    They must have an Olive Garden down there
     
  42. Thoros of Beer

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    Indeed
     
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  43. Baron

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  44. dtx

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    there’s no comparison between the two whatsoever
     
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  45. marcus

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    Wow, very astute comparison by Joel. Honestly, it’s probably the most perfect comparison I can think of.
     
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  46. Thoros of Beer

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    Montana was a system quarterback, good luck Joe
     
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  47. pez

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    They even have the same name. Seems pretty open and shut to me
     
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  48. dtx

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    burrow > montana
     
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  49. Baron

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    skyline > gold star
     
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