Joe Burrow to transfer to LSU

That’s less than the percentage of alcohol in a fucking Milwaukee’s Best. gtfoh

 

Milwaukee's Best Ice*

Milbest is only 4.8%.

 

Like burrow as a player. But man, I hope he finds a partner who will help him dress properly

 

wait what

he arguably dresses better than he plays qb which says a lot

 

That had to be a joke

 

I mean I don’t personally like his style, but he definitely knows what he’s doing

 

Fellas, he's a step away from being russell westbrook bad

Spoiler

 

Are you a don't leave home when not wearing a suit guy?

 

Burrow dresses fly as hell. I couldn't pull off any of the stuff he wears and would never try, but I recognize that as a me thing and not that he doesn't dress "properly"

 

90% chance you’ve got a post out there singing the praises of Chacos.

 

Yeah guys, looking fresh

 

Let's see your wardrobe, ned

 

If you're playing football for a living, you're already kind of a cartoon character so I'm fine with it

 

Exclusively tshirts with movie references. I'm currently hurtin' for a squirtin'

 

Cam Newton dressed like a villain from Boardwalk Empire

 

That suit cost more than the shanty you probably live in.

 

Dior 1s

 

A guy like Burrow only dresses like that when they have a huge cock.

As someone who dresses the exact opposite of that, I would know

 

The Burrow attire is not the officially attire of the Billionaire playboy?

 

so he's the one snatching up everything at Cam Newton's yard sales

 

Burrow’s wardrobe choices are fantastic, except this one.

I’m pretty sure this suit was once a sofa that my great aunt had in her living room. Burrow stripped the upholstery and had it made into a suit.

 

I like that one better than this one:

 

His wardrobe is completely overhyped.

 

His wardrobe sucked at LSU but then Bama beat him and DBL made a post, and the rest is history.

 

A lot of people are saying a switch flipped after that post.

 

His wardrobe sucked AT THE TIME I said that

 

Y’all wouldn’t even be talking about his clothes if he were black

#whitemensrightsmatter

 

A collaboration I never thought I’d hear. Pretty cool, go team.

 

i hope Joe Burrow learns to sing his name like Jason DeRulo when introducing himself at events

 

That’s an mad libs tweet

 

body armor is an incredible product tbh

 

Really? Isn't Barstool in on it as well?

 

Has been my go to over Gatorade for a few years now

 

Thought we were talking about a cologne

 

And I thought it was athletic wear.

 

That doesn't make it terrible. Don't forget this excellence.

 

a sports drink with significant amounts of vitamins and minerals? what a novel concept.

 

Yes, it does.

 

and lol if you went to Wal-Mart to buy a fucking frozen pizza bc of that clown. Slap yourself.

 

pretty sure they sell them at Kroger now

 

Don't care if they sell them at Publix or HEB, slap yourself for buying a pizza based on that jabroni.

 

You might need to go in for a sarcasm meter adjustment.

 

eh, i don't see a problem with body armor making a deal with them to get more eyes on the product. it's not particularly relevant for the quality of the product. it still does it's job far better than any other sports drink.

 

I love the Mamba Forever flavor. I’d chose it over Gatorade/Powerade.

 

i was hesitant at first but it was quite good. they never made a low calorie version so i've only ever had the one rip.