Joe Burrow to transfer to LSU

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  1. bertwing

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  2. Todd Bonzales

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  3. al1

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    Well we've got at least 3 pages on Ohio State's 3rd stringer transferring. Only on tmb.
     
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    2nd stringer (at worst), moron
     
  5. JGator1

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    god forbid people make new threads or talk about college football
     
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  7. al1

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    I meant only on TMB in a positive way
     
  8. dump

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    yeah no way Burrows is worse than this guy

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  9. dump

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    Ohio State signs Tate Martell

    then Michigan signs a fella with similar size and similar athletic ability

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  13. dump

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    I’m giving him a compliment

    he looks like someone who is a D-1 scholarship QB
     
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    Yes
     
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    Cincinnati then LSU? The old reverse Gunner Kiel.
     
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  19. Jack Parkman

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    Todd, your alma mater turns a blind eye to child rape. Pipe down.
     
  21. Houndster

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    Todd is right. I don’t think this feller has taken a snap where his team isn’t up 30+ points.
     
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  24. Pelican

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    Guy I used to work with in Athens is weirdly obsessed with SE Ohio high school football and I believe knows Burrow's brother. He said this evening that a family member told him not to be surprised if he's done to LSU by Monday. Said that Joe isn't even really interested in this whole process and just wants to pick a school and go there basically.
     
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    LSU would be a terrible decision
     
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    You obviously haven’t seen that they just got their QB drafted to be Tom Brady’s replacement so excuse your ignorance
     
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    Why?
     
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    their offensive staff + system (or lack thereof)
     
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  33. dukebuckeye

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    They still run a mostly pro-style offense?
     
  34. Pelican

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    LSU’s history of developing quarterbacks has been awful. Obviously some of that is on the players themselves but it’s a pretty bad look for the staff.

    Remember how badly Ohio State wanted Brandon Harris?
     
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    Orgeron couldn't get along with Matt Canada so hired a 60 year old with little experience as an OC and has been with these shitty LSU offenses for nearly a decade.

    Burrow was a guy that got 50-60 passes/runs a game in hs, is he gonna be good with like 25-30? Believe in Burrow but want to see him in a real offense.
     
  36. Fran Tarkenton

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    Imo they have no clue what theyre going to run. They just cleaned house and have Steve Ensminger running the show.

    "I think we have to put three and four receivers on the field," Ensminger said. "I think we have to be an (run-pass option) team. I think we have to be a more fastball team. I think we have to go no huddle. That's the direction that we're going." (None of that describes Ensminger's background)

    http://www.nola.com/lsu/index.ssf/2018/01/steve_ensminger_explains_the_s.html
     
  37. yaywaffles

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    florida really seems like a great fit for him.

    barring that, both iowa state and ok state make way more sense than lsu
     
  38. NWestGator

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    Not sure why Mullen wouldn’t be all over him.

    Our best QB right appears to be Kyle Trask, who isn’t much of a runner and has literally never started a football game at QB (He was even a back up in HS).
     
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    It was more the high school comment. How does a high school backup score a Florida scholarship?
     
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    D'Eriq?

    Have mercy.
     
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