Joe Montana saves grandchild from would-be kidnapper

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  1. racer

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    I guess Joe Montana is good tackler after all.

     
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  2. I am finally redeemed for believing every Qanon meme about the child abduction cabal that is trying to take over the world
     
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  3. BayouMafia

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    great job by the Mrs to prevent the interception

     
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  4. It'sAlwaysSunnyInAthens

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    Think this is a scenario where it's absolutely in good taste to punch a lady.
     
  5. DuckKin

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    Joe Montana was 4-0 in the Super Bowl, never threw an interception in the Super Bowl, and saved a child from a kidnapping.


    And people will still say Brady is the best
     
  6. One Two

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    Thought this was going to be a scenario where he ordered cabinets off the internet
     
  7. racer

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    How do you think the kidnapper got the location?
     
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  8. Redav

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    I wonder if any of them were wearing masks
     
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  9. bigred77

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    She just walked in the house and picked up a 9 month old?
    Wtf?
     
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  10. One Two

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    She was probably wearing a mask. Helped her be undetected


     
  11. Lawnole23

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    This is every parents worst nightmare.
     
  12. w2b

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    the kidnapper?

    John Candy.
     
  13. Fire Jimbob

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    Tom Brady would have just let his kids get kidnapped
     
  14. TC

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    [​IMG]

    "told police the woman entered his home"
     
  15. Duck70

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    #saveourchildren
     
  16. AptosDuck

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    Did he go upstairs and masturbate afterwards?
     
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  17. Josey Wales

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    Not before kissing his son on the lips goodbye

    :gross:
     
  18. DUCKMOUTH

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    Nick Mullens would have saved 6 other kids
     
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  19. Struggler

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    Joe threw it, but fucking Billups can’t catch.
     
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  20. Daniel Ocean

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    Id beat a bitch’s ass of she tried to take my grandson off my lap.
     
  21. Joe Withabee

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    Is this a Boo MFer! great grandma joke?
     
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  22. og543ss

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    are we sure it wasnt joe montegna?
     
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  23. DUCKMOUTH

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    There is a movie where a kid meets like a demon and gets wishes. He wishes for Joe Montana to be his step dad, but instead gets Joe Montegna.

    There however is little to no evidence on the internet it exists. I can’t find anything about it expect someone else asked Yahoo Answers the question looking for the name. It’s not on his Wikipedia page, his IMBd page.
     
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  24. DUCKMOUTH

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    I sent Joe Mantegna an email in hopes for an answer. It’s crazy to me that I can not find any evidence of it’s existence
     
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  25. og543ss

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    Bernstein Bear phenomenon? I have no recollection of said movie.
     
  26. DUCKMOUTH

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    It’s no Mandela thing. It was really low budget. Hopefully whoever checks his email responds
     
  27. DUCKMOUTH

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  28. w2b

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    you’re not thinking of this SNL skit?

    https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/monologue-joe-mantegna-isnt-joe-montana/2868101
     
  29. racer

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    Sinbad genie movie
     
  30. DUCKMOUTH

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    I’m telling you this movie existed. My guess is SNL made them erase all history of it due to ripping them off. Some legal shit I bet.

    joe emailed me back saying it was a skit. I don’t believe him and am drafting a reply
     
  31. DUCKMOUTH

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    I got the Mandela Effect on this, but once researched I believe it not be a movie.

    Joe Mantegna is full of shit though. I don’t know how yet, but I’m going to prove it .
     
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  32. DUCKMOUTH

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    I have a new theory here. I recall it was very low budget, so possible Joe Mantegna wasn’t in it. Maybe someone played the part of him in order to deliver the joke.
     
  33. Why?Pokes

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    Plot twist:

    User DUCKMOUTH shot this piece of shit skit on his friend’s camcorder but was so high at the time he forgot it was himself who made it.