JOEY CHESTNUT BANNED FROM AMERICA

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  1. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby Daddy’s #1 Candy Baby
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    Joey Walker Lindhnut
     
  2. fish

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  3. southlick

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  4. southlick

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    This is taking place at noon PT tomorrow

     
    #54 southlick, Sep 1, 2024
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  5. gilstein21

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    He’ll bite your dick off
     
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  6. bigred77

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    Noon PT?
    Who schedules on PT?
     
  7. southlick

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    I can't find a stream :awshucks:
     
  8. Drown ‘Em

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  9. CF3234

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    Hot dogs in buns is quite the change.
     
  10. southlick

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    I can't even figure out which category it's under lol
     
  11. southlick

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  12. Drown ‘Em

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    Should probably search for weiner cams
     
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  13. CF3234

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    Stop changing camera angles. Just give us a split screen of them eating
     
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  14. MtOread

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    It’s dumb that we haven’t seen half the hot dogs they have eaten so far.
     
  15. Name P. Redacted

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    Ok I didn’t realize they didn’t really drink much of the water and that’s it’s just to soak the bun in their mouth. Kobayashi taking a shower
     
  16. Gunners

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    Better than I expected

    Kobayashi in great shape
     
  17. MtOread

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    They both look like they are in tremendous pain lol
     
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  18. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    joey’s dad’s name is merlin?!?!?
     
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  19. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    joey chestnut is unironically the greatest athlete to ever live
     
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  20. Gunners

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    Let’s get 85
     
  21. Name P. Redacted

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    Joey chestnut greatest American athlete
     
  22. DetroitNole

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  23. DetroitNole

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    Figured Kobayashi had no shot, but that was more of a blowout than I expected
     
  24. CF3234

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    And that’s only because Joey is a god amongst men when it comes to eating. Kobayashi wins the contest by 10 dogs this year if he was eligible with that number.
     
  25. Tobias

    Tobias we’re on to tcu
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    i hate rob riggle so much
     
  26. Sanjuro

    Sanjuro That might fuck this whole thing up
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    How many hours on the toilet the next day after eating 80+ hot dogs?
     
  27. southlick

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  28. Sir Phobos

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    Joey's gonna dumpster that field in a few weeks.
     
  29. 40wwttamgib

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  30. Mr Bulldops

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    And they thought Trump was the greatest comeback story in American history
     
  31. southlick

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  32. devine

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  33. southlick

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    A little Bingo action.

     
  34. Kevintensity

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  35. 40wwttamgib

    40wwttamgib Fah Q, Ohio
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  36. bigred77

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    O/U is 71
     
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  37. Vinegar Strokes

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    it was 69.5
     
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  38. bigred77

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    I dunno, just what my BIL texted me
     
  39. HoosDaMan

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    The hot dogs look much longer than your bun length in the store.
     
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  40. Sir Phobos

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  41. Kevintensity

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    Let's see how the numbers look. Maybe we are entering the "dead dog" era.
     
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  42. TC

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    These guys handle two wieners at a time no problem
     
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  43. b7

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    Love the announcer
     
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  44. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    JOEY! JOEY!

    chills
     
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  45. Sir Phobos

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    he operates on a different plane of existence than everyone else. this is like prime Bama against the best of DII. everyone else just gives up the second he steps off the bus.
     
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  46. b7

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    In my life if have gotten to see

    Brady
    Jordan
    Lebron
    And Joey freaking Chesnut
     
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  47. TC

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    He could quit now. But he’s not gonna :usasmug:
     
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  48. dump bueckers

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  49. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    What a rush. That’s up there with the run for the roses.
     
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  50. HoosDaMan

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    The after contest sounds must be primal.