JOEY CHESTNUT BANNED FROM AMERICA

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  1. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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    Almost 50 at the halfway point is crazy work
     
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  2. Nole96SC

    Nole96SC Old Member
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    Should give’em to them straight off the grill next year to add a little wrinkle.
     
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  3. HoosDaMan

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    I think the mfer sharpens his teeth
     
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  4. TC

    TC Peter, 53, from Toxteth
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  5. HoosDaMan

    HoosDaMan Grumpy
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    Is he a millionaire?
     
  6. beerme

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    if you’ve heard of someone they’ll almost always are.
     
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  7. CUAngler

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    Watching now.

    This event has the hype and pagentry that cfb used to have
     
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  8. football501

    football501 I once ate a Twix with the wrapper on it
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    I knew he was the hot dog GOAT but good lord, some of these are unfathomable

     
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  9. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    15.75 lbs bologna / 8 minutes
    141 hard boiled eggs :blech:
     
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  10. southlick

    southlick "Better Than You"
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    Damn I left the 1 off of his bologna record.

    It's 15+ pounds not 5+
     
  11. Mr Bulldops

    Mr Bulldops If you’re juiceless, you’re useless
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    Also 47 grilled cheese sandwiches in 10 minutes. Dude probably couldn’t shit for weeks
     
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  12. MLS

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    10 cups of ramen in under two minutes sounds logistically miserable
     
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  13. Drew Swinney Esq

    Drew Swinney Esq Atlanta Based Attorney More Successful Than Lip
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  14. MLS

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    Gotta work on that peeling speed:

    7lbs shrimp / 8 minutes

    21 lbs shrimp cocktail / 8 minutes
     
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  15. Drew Swinney Esq

    Drew Swinney Esq Atlanta Based Attorney More Successful Than Lip
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    I regret to inform you all that this account is very chuddy. 0/10 would not follow

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