john beilein leaving michigan to coach the cleveland cavaliers

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  1. HotMic

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  2. hudson

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  3. gowolverines8

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    Update it appears our shitty ad is one of these people



    We are really going hire porter fucking moser
     
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  4. Celemo

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    Chill the fuck out, clown
     
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    Congrats on Porter. gw8’s sources are golden and have never led us astray
     
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    It will be fantastic if you hire Buzz. #Texas AandM Aggies
     
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    for fuck's sake bill
     
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  8. Celemo

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    Pfffft we have given Rudy Tomjanovich some 4Locos and he’s gonna win us a Natty
     
  9. Jack Parkman

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    Well that would be a helluva hire

     
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  10. gowolverines8

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    Update same writer went on the radio and said Donovan is an awful fit and he doesn't want him because "he plays in the mud recruiting". He is trying to push this guy instead.......

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Wardle_(basketball)
     
  11. Schadenfred

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    Is this the "We can't hire Les Miles because he banged Moeller's wife" rationale?
     
  12. Schadenfred

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    Any hire worse than Yaklich would be a massive failure. And Yaklich would by no means be a bad hire. My assumption is that he doesn't have the personality of a saltless saltine, which means recruiting should be adequate for what Yaklich needs.
     
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  13. Schadenfred

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    I guess the previous post leads to an obvious question: Any scuttlebutt about Beilein taking Yaklich with him?
     
  14. MG2

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    No clue, but I'm assuming Beilein is going to want multiple NBA guys (preferably former players) just to try to keep credibility with the players.
     
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  15. MG2

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    UM 247 site currently has two coaching search stories on the front page. One has a pic of Stevens, the other a pic of Calipari. Gotta fill those subscriptions during coaching searches.
     
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  16. gowolverines8

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    close "Its the we can't hire les miles because he bought jain Eugene" rationale
     
  17. gowolverines8

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    Then when you read the updates they try to sell you on porter moser
     
  18. spagett

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    That bible salesman son of a bitch would do some shit like that
     
  19. Celemo

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    I’m gonna fucking cut your kneecaps off and make you kneel is some fucking staircase piss
     
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  20. Cornelius Suttree

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    heard Beilein's family had a big party to celebrate the new gig

    they had pizza, subs and wings. It sounded pretty wild
     
  21. FourClover01

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    And squirt guns.

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  22. lechnerd

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    They can’t afford him.
     
  23. Daddy Rabbit

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  24. AlternativeFactsRule

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    I have hated Bobby Hurley for close to 30 years. The way the universe works, that means he is guaranteed to be Michigan’s new coach.
     
  25. Celemo

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    and he'll add Laettner to his staff
     
  26. gowolverines8

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    I have been getting so depressed about the porter moser talk that I have been trying to talk myself into Shaka Smart.
     
  27. MG2

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    I don't think there's been that much Porter Moser talk :idk:
     
  28. Celemo

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    I'll fucking, I'll fucking hang you by your fucking dick, off a fucking twelve story building out this motherfucker
     
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  30. goblue31602

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    Pretty sure his buyout is >$12M so I doubt they'll entertain that.
     
  31. OZ

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    - Michigan has an endowment fund of 2.1 billion more than Texas A&M.
    - The B1G makes the most athletically per school through the revenue deals, the last year the SEC brought in 43+ million a school while the B1G was believed to be over 50 million.
    - Michigan had a higher contract in apparel when they were with Adidas, even after Texas A&M upped their contract it still wasn’t making as much as Michigan...now Michigan makes a lot more with the Jordan brand.

    You talk a lot like Trump. ‘I’m worth this much! I’m worth the most!’ But I’ll take cash in hand instead of an evaluation everyday.
     
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    Michigan could snatch up Jimbo tomorrow if they wanted to.
     
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  34. OZ

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    Outside of about 5 schools, every B1G school can go to the dance with Texas A&M money wise. Even Nebraska, which has a far smaller alumni, still has a man that has a degree from the university that could buy up Texas A&M, burn it to the ground Dany on a dragon style, and use the flames to cook a Lechnerd bbq before pissing on the ashes and laughing at the nothingburger it did to his overall net worth.
     
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  35. Bo Pelinis

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    God damn
     
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  37. MG2

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    Day 3 update:

    - There are coaches who may or may not be interested
    - Michigan may or may not be interested in some of those coaches
    - The hope is to hire a replacement at some point.

    Thank you. All glory to God. No interviews.
     
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    This is what I pay for
     
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  39. Schadenfred

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    Should we respect your decision?
     
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  42. gowolverines8

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    Our former ads(Bill Martin who is our current ads mentor) son was literally roommates with Shaka Smart in college. Holy fuck this is really going down.
     
    #292 gowolverines8, May 15, 2019
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  43. Heesu

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    Holy fuck
     
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  44. NilesIrish

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    Shaka, really?
     
  45. gowolverines8

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    That’s the buzz
     
  46. Schadenfred

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    Shaka Smart sounds like the kind of guy you decide to go after while sailing.
     
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  47. SP1

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    This is a man who knows his Michigan history
     
  48. devine

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    If Shaka is your best option just promote an interim and try again after the season. Jesus
     
  49. Schadenfred

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    In terms of player development, Shaka is Bizarro Beilein.
     
  50. Schadenfred

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    Less with More......SS................................................................................................................JB........More with Less
     
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