John Elway is the pettiest mother fucker alive

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  1. OopsPowSurprise

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    He retweeted a tweet from 2015 calling Siemian a bust

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  2. Cheshire Bridge

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    Hahahahahahaha
     
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  3. The Goat

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    At first I read that as prettiest and was really confused about where this was going.
     
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  4. gilstein21

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    He really got him
     
  5. Moxin24

    Moxin24 Show me that smile
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    Good for him.
     
  6. C A N E

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    I mean, we do this all the time
     
  7. Tony Perkis

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    *an intern for the Broncos is the pettiest mother fucker alive
     
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  8. Gtr

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    That is the kind of dedication that wins championships.
     
  9. Jake Barnes

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    MJ-esque

    Seems like that's a constant with great athletes though...fuel to drive, so to speak.
     
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  10. THF

    THF BITE THE NUTS, THUMB IN THE ASS!
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    Love it.
     
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  11. Gtr

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    Its true. That is the difference between people like Elway and people like Jay Cutler.
     
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  12. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    Cool. You aren't the GM of a NFL team after a kid's played two games
     
  13. Tiffin

    Tiffin GOATs
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    Came in here looking for headshots or a GQ spread, tbqh.
     
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  14. Gtr

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  15. C A N E

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    Yeah but I get paid $4 million to do this
     
  16. HOOSINSC

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    fuck yeah.

    good for him.
     
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  17. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    I like that he did this.
     
  18. Stone Cold Steve Austin

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    People don't forget.
     
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  19. bertwing

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    Big fan of this
     
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  20. audrew

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    Just got mother fucking word doc'ed.
     
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  21. rickyrubio4life

    rickyrubio4life Straight Cash Homey

    Racist, too, IMO.
     
  22. blotter

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    I'd be a fan of this move with larger sample size, but at the same time the guy could never complete a pass again and he'd probably still have better career numbers than most 7th round QBs
     
  23. Duval

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    Firmly on team petty.

    He just drug his championship balls on that person's face, and that is outstanding.
     
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  24. Aurelius

    Aurelius This man, Lenny Pepperidge, AKA Lenny the Pep...
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    Gonna be hilarious when the guy retweets after siemian throws 4 picks next week
     
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  25. wes tegg

    wes tegg I'm a Guy's guy, guys.
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  26. CUAngler

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    And when he's not starting next year
     
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  27. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby So I go to the Coinstar and it’s not working
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    Nah, the pettiest motherfucker alive comes on at 9
     
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  28. audrew

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    Harsh words for Frank Fritz of American Pickers
     
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  29. Clown Baby

    Clown Baby So I go to the Coinstar and it’s not working
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    Do you think he reads this board? Hope not
     
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  30. audrew

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    He reads EVERYTHING.
     
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  31. Handcuffed

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    Extremely petty, but very funny

    And Siemian is almost definitely getting hurt now
     
  32. EdmondDantes

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    Usually this sort of post comes from a member of our chiefs posting fanbase.
     
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  33. Killy Me Please

    Killy Me Please I lift things up and put people down.
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    Give him a break. He obviously has CTE.

    The deal: Denver Broncos owner Pat Bowlen would give Elway the right to buy 10 percent of the Broncos for $15 million. Bowlen would also give him the option to buy another 10 percent of the franchise by forgoing the deferred salary Bowlen owed him on the condition Elway would become a special assistant to Bowlen, which would eventually lead to a COO job. That total deferred salary? About $21 million.

    But there was even more that made the deal a no-lose proposition. If Elway wasn't happy with his investment, he could sell back his interest, two to five years later, for $5 million more than his original purchase price plus 8 percent interest a year. Since the Broncos weren't making cash calls, it was essentially free money.

    And then came the real kicker. If Elway agreed to the deal, he would have right of first refusal to buy any other stake in the team if the Bowlen family sold to an outsider. NFL teams don't come up for sale often.
     
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  34. Jake Scott

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    Elway is just the best.
     
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  35. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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  36. OopsPowSurprise

    OopsPowSurprise Owed one ass kicking from poweshow
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    All time favorite

    Fuck Clay Travis, that dog whistle blowing piece of shit
     
  37. MoJo

    MoJo It bees that way sometimes...
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    racer ...so petty bruh.
     
  38. racer

    racer Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks.
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  39. OopsPowSurprise

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    What?
     
  40. Jake Barnes

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    p sure he's being sarcastic.
     
  41. thegenerel

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    I like how the guy calls pick 250 out of 256 "a reach"
     
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  42. dtx

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    Elway is so :smug: all the time and man do I respect it
     
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  43. devine

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    Thread didn't go as op planned
     
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  44. a.tramp

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    you didn't go as your mom planned
     
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  45. a.tramp

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    hell yeah, got heeeem
     
  46. devine

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    I don't get it
     
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