Jon Stewart lights up congress for ignoring 9/11 responders

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  1. Fuzzy Zoeller

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    Kentucky has by far the WOAT Senators.

    Ours are bad in Texas, but Cruz and Cornyn are Jesus and Moses compared to McConnell and Rand.
     
  2. Tony Ray Bans

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    Well I, for one, am shocked
     
  3. bro

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  4. Tobias

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    man....considering who the president is and how his party overwhelmingly supports said person, this is just some first class stuff
     
  5. BudKilmer

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    Imagine being so debased that you call a man who wants firefighters and first responders to be taken care of, a guttersnipe.

    Now imagine calling that man your political her

    BetterCallSaul
     
  6. BWC

    BWC It was the BOAT times, it was the WOAT times
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    Also: WATCH FOX NEWS! WATCH FOX NEWS!
     
  7. bro

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  8. Fusiontegra

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    I'd have a job for, like, 2 hours in that position.

    "Senator Paul...are you aware of how big of a piece of shit your objection to this bill makes you look like?"

    "Senator Paul...sir...."

    whispering: "You're a piece of shit"
     
  9. CaneKnight

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    Yeah, you can definitely see why his neighbor beat the shit out of him there. He needs that asswhipping daily apparently
     
  10. CaneKnight

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    He would’ve absolutely caught a backhand in the face for that
     
  11. bro

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    It’s almost like Rand explicitly exposed the playbook of caring about the debt and spending solely when the Democrats are pushing their agenda
     
  12. CaneKnight

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    Shit like this is why I completely confused by white nationalists, and government officials that love the republicans and trump. These people don’t give a fuck about you either you dumb mother fuckers
     
  13. Jack Parkman

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  14. Wu

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    Long time coming, but good nonetheless.
     
  15. CaneKnight

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    Rand Paul still needs to have his asswhipped again. Piece of shit
     
  16. bro

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  17. bro

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  18. bro

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  19. Wu

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    libertarians choose the absolute worst times to clutch pearls
     
  20. Bruce Wayne

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    DCIAP. It can't be posted enough

     
  21. Pelican

    Pelican COOL huh
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    This is perfect.
     
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  22. Futureman

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    When Cory Booker joins Warrens/Harris’s cabinet Stewart should run for his senate seat.
     
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  23. marcus

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    Or just president
     
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  24. Name P. Redacted

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    Why would you want to punish him like that
     
  25. Futureman

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    Because I want to see him snidely roast McConnell and Paul on a daily basis
     
  26. Name P. Redacted

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    Then Mitch would laugh that he blocked another appointee or bill.

    It’d be cooler if he just chopped off their heads. Be more creative.
     
  27. Duck70

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    Only because their "ideology" is disingenuous af
     
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  28. Futureman

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    When I realized I was no longer a conservative 10 years ago I looked into the libertarian party. I told my best friend who is a libertarian that he’s a radical nihilist. Those people believe in nothing tangible.
     
  29. ~ taylor ~

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    They believe in a magical economic system because it gives them cover for being racist.
     
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  30. Duck70

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    This is all you need to know about the Libertarian Party
     
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  32. Nandor the Relentless

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    lol
     
  33. Jack Parkman

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  34. Fusiontegra

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