Jurassic World

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  1. TDintheCorner

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    Director said in an IG live video that Laura Dern will have a major role and not just a cameo. :ohshit:
     
  2. CF3234

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    All three will have major roles
     
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  3. Wu

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    The second was the worst kind of bad, which is to say it was forgettable

    it’s incredible that they can find a way to make dinosaurs boring but Hollywood, uh, finds a way
     
  4. Handcuffed

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    the first one was fine for what it was.

    the second one was actively awful. it felt like a script written by google translate. it's one of the worst films i've ever seen.
     
  5. I liked the whole clone sideplot with the kid they bring up and just immediately dropped like it never happened
     
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  6. TC

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  7. WhiskeyDelta

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    JW1: tasty tasty nostalgia.

    JW2: gas station nostalgia you left on the radiator over the weekend
     
  8. BP

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    JW1= Speed
    JW2= Speed 2
     
  9. TDintheCorner

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    :ohshit: They're even bringing Tim back

     
  10. brahmanknight

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    Accurate.
     
  11. Jack Parkman

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  14. DUCKMOUTH

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    Can’t wait to take my kids especially my two older ones
     
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  15. bigpig

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    Shirtless Goldblum or nothing.
     
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  16. Duck70

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  17. lazy bum

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    If you don’t click through on that poster you may not realize that it, like everything else, got delayed a year. Now not out until June 2022.
     
  18. TDintheCorner

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    Ask and you shall receive

     
  19. bigpig

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    They know what the people want, I'll give them that.
     
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  20. cal

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    camp cretateous is excellent
     
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    Yea. Was surprised at how much i enjoyed it. Obviously doesn’t show the gore of people being eaten because it’s supposed to be for kids, but it was surprisingly dark.
     
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    Terrible



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  24. AIOLICOCK

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    They're gonna bring Paul Walker back to life by extracting his DNA from a mosquito and combining it with frog DNA :twocents:
     
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  26. DirtBall

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    Only for Godzilla to come in and save the day in the end.
     
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    Vin Diesel rolls down window of his Jaeger: "You never had your kaiju..."
     
  28. spagett

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    Its turning the frogs ga.... fast
     
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  29. backinblack23

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    We call it the Paulindoraptorex. He runs the 1/4 mile in 10 seconds, and love tuna.
     
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    Fuck it, lets just add The Kingsmen as well.
     
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  31. MG2

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    I'm all the way in on this idea.
     
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  32. ilovelamp

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    Still waiting for 21 Jump Street / MiB crossover ::sigh::

    This sounds horrible
     
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    I just need a scene where a Raptor comes up to Ja Rule and tells him if you win you get Blue too. When he loses, he screams, “No Velociraptor!!!!
     
  34. chuckmasterflex

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    Charlize Theron and Blue the velociraptor have teamed up and stolen a pocket nuke and plan to set it off in the Vatican
     
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  35. Redav

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    Throw in the Mummy franchise and Ghostbusters
     
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  36. afb

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    as if two terrible franchises couldn't get any worse

    the first JP is obviously a classic, but the jurassic world stuff is fucking terrible
     
  37. bigpig

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    I still think this could have been a great movie
     
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  38. TDintheCorner

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    Jfc. What is this infatuation that Hollywood has with ruining my childhood?
     
  39. Fusiontegra

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    Imagine thinking this is anything less than an amazing idea.
     
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  40. Phil Brickma

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    I didn't think anything could worse than Jurassic Park 3, but then they go and do this. The Jurassic Worlds weren't great, but they weren't terrible, imo. Just wondering how many dinosaurs Henry Wu can cross-breed.
     
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  41. bwi2

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    This is going to RUIN my favorite movies about dudes making dinosaurs and running from/fighting dinosaurs and my other favorite movies about drag racers/international spies
     
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  42. TC

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    They spent so much time asking if they could. They didn’t bother to ask if they should
     
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  43. Codename Duchess

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    We Got This Covered is nothing but clickbait bullshit.